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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Use this thread to discuss insane what-if scenarios like Civil War 2, alien invasion, or if RuPaul detonates the glitter bomb over the Republican National Convention this summer.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Use this thread to discuss insane what-if scenarios like Civil War 2, alien invasion, or if RuPaul detonates the glitter bomb over the Republican National Convention this summer.

What if I made a Roastbeef sandwich instead of turkey yesterday???

Hate to think of the missed oppurtunities, ya know

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I've paid a man to pee just a little bit in Putin's cereal each morning. Not enough for him to notice, but there is piss in there.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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What if Einstein killed Hitler?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R6xCWcf_VU

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

What if I made a Roastbeef sandwich instead of turkey yesterday???

Hate to think of the missed oppurtunities, ya know

You know some people believe that there's a parallel universe where you made that roast beef sandwich.

Wxhode
Mar 29, 2016

by R. Guyovich
How will today's false flag Brexit assassination break up NATO?

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
What if hitler was gay and black

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

You know some people believe that there's a parallel universe where you made that roast beef sandwich.

I wish I lived in the pastrami universe

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Waroduce posted:

What if hitler was gay and black

Reichspaul

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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That is a good rear end username

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
The great thing is the uniforms wouldn't change a stitch

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Booblord Zagats posted:

I wish I lived in the pastrami universe

+1 for the pastramiverse

Wxhode
Mar 29, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Waroduce posted:

What if hitler was gay and black

What's lebensraum but for butts.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Wxhode posted:

What's lebensraum but for butts.

Schadenfreude

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Booblord Zagats posted:

I wish I lived in the pastrami universe

go3 posted:

+1 for the pastramiverse

+2 for pastramiverse.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

What if I made a Roastbeef sandwich instead of turkey yesterday???

Hate to think of the missed oppurtunities, ya know

Turkey > roast beef. Lower calories


In another dimension, there's a Buttlord Zagats.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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So long as he Lords over them proudly then he's doing the name justice

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I wish I lived in the pastrami universe

That's the universe where Spock has a beard, right?

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004

CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST
what if, like, there was a universe where weed smoked us, maaaaaaaaaan?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

I wish I lived in the pastrami universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

I knew what this was gonna be before I clicked it, lmao

like an ancient god exploded at 40,000 miles per hour, or something

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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joat mon posted:

That's the universe where Spock has a beard, right?

No, he just has a really good sandwich with pickle and spicy mustard

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Is the pastramiverse the one with the forever war against the nazis? I want to live in the universe where I get to kill nazis.

Or am I mixing up the alternate history and futuristic threads again?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ceiling fan posted:

Is the pastramiverse the one with the forever war against the nazis? I want to live in the universe where I get to kill nazis.

Or am I mixing up the alternate history and futuristic threads again?

IDK but right now I'm in Coffeeverse and let em tell you, it ain't bad

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
coffeeverse rules especially when viewed from the tobacco nebula

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

VikingSkull posted:

coffeeverse rules especially when viewed from the tobacco nebula

Ah. That's the one where the center of Islamic culture is in Indonesia rather than the loving middle east. Yeah, that's the universe I want to chill in.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

the meat planet is your mothers nickname for my place

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

the meat planet is your mothers nickname for my place

i thought that was the nickname for her place

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i thought that was the nickname for her place

something something black holes

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
what if russia and china teamed up with central america to invade the US

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Branis posted:

what if russia and china teamed up with central america to invade the US

Pat Swayze would fight them off with the rest of the football team!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Branis posted:

what if russia and china teamed up with central america to invade the US

Those 600 million screaming Chinamen would be on our side :colbert:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
The Cuban military.... somehow less effective than pancreatic cancer

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

VikingSkull posted:

The Cuban military.... somehow less effective than pancreatic cancer

Yo if Lea Thompson was still giving it up to him maybe he would have been OK

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
what if xanadu had a bomb and everyone just was roller discoing around it the whole time?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
What if the VA worked
What if PTSD were real
What if my dick was sucked from the back
What if the troops felt supported
What if all the air in the world suddenly turned into what
What if the "or something" on MRE heaters was the key to it all
What if chicken tendies was so good we gotta eat em

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I returned to pastramiverse today. A++

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I'm in quesadilla verse currently.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Syrian Lannister posted:

I'm in quesadilla verse currently.

Thats a good'un

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
balls deep into horchataverse at the moment

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