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Like, really messed up and mental almost to the point of causing impotency problems whilst making love to beautiful women; if i didnt have a rock hard cock at all hours of the day and a huge erupting bank account, the sort of existential doubt chasing my consciousness like some sort of hang dog hobo could seriously get in the way of my happiness. it hurts man, whys it all so hosed up. Oh gosh , Oh gosh. Does anyone have any valium Oh gsh
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Life is pain
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Jun 17, 2016 01:05
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yeah, but could the pain at least have a reason?
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Jun 17, 2016 01:06
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Well I would say it's 'in control' but everyone is really dumb and gay
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Jun 17, 2016 01:06
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Lemon posted:Life is pain Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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Drunk & Ugly posted:Like, really messed up and mental almost to the point of causing impotency problems whilst making love to beautiful women; if i didnt have a rock hard cock at all hours of the day and a huge erupting bank account, the sort of existential doubt chasing my consciousness like some sort of hang dog hobo could seriously get in the way of my happiness. i got sad one time.i took a stinky poop with my poo rear end and i felt better afterwards. only problem is the stinking itchy anus from not cleaning the old shitchute good enough.
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Jun 17, 2016 01:10
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hey check this poo poo out eventually andromeda will get here and fling this poo poo all off into black oblivion
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Jun 17, 2016 01:12
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The Protagonist posted:hey check this poo poo out but what if OP doesnt play video games, what then?
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Jun 17, 2016 01:15
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JiveHonky posted:but what if OP doesnt play video games, what then? the sun will still swell and scour the planet of all life
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Jun 17, 2016 01:16
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Once a major human dieback takes place, there'll be a lot more room for people to spread out and relax and then we won't all be so tense. Keep on the sunny side 
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Jun 17, 2016 01:17
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i crave pan-global bottlenecking
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Jun 17, 2016 01:18
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The alternatives are worse. 
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Jun 17, 2016 01:19
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JiveHonky posted:i got sad one time.i took a stinky poop with my poo rear end and i felt better afterwards. only problem is the stinking itchy anus from not cleaning the old shitchute good enough. gross pooper spotted anyway yeah its all dark and bad im quite upset, beyond that...???
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phasmid posted:The alternatives are worse. *nods sagely* it's true, also while we're at it it is probably worth stratifying which populations are... most fit for the new epoch
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phasmid posted:Once a major human dieback takes place, there'll be a lot more room for people to spread out and relax and then we won't all be so tense. Keep on the sunny side what if poo poo goes back to Clan of the Cavebear days? i cant deal with cave rape and lack of basic hygiene. great now i jinxed it and its definatly going back to Cavebear. why do i open my stupid mouth
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The Protagonist posted:*nods sagely* I don't expect to make the cut, but I can take solace that the best laid plans etc. Purely random selection. JiveHonky posted:what if poo poo goes back to Clan of the Cavebear days? i cant deal with cave rape and lack of basic hygiene. great now i jinxed it and its definatly going back to Cavebear. why do i open my stupid mouth You'll drink datura tea and gently caress a cro-magnon. It will be all you know, so it'll seem fine.
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Jun 17, 2016 01:24
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The Protagonist posted:hey check this poo poo out In trillions of years when our universe is massive and awesome, all of the alien species will trade information and get super advanced and explore the universe. When they visit humanities tomb they're going to be all like, "lol, stupid bitches banned guns." then take a poo poo on the floor and just leave.
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JiveHonky posted:what if poo poo goes back to Clan of the Cavebear days? i cant deal with cave rape and lack of basic hygiene. great now i jinxed it and its definatly going back to Cavebear. why do i open my stupid mouth you couldnt go down on anyone
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Jun 17, 2016 01:26
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its 120 am and im going to go pick up some tuna fish and corn and mix ittogether in some sort of weird sandwich paste and think about how sad it all is, all of it, so sad i think its called tuna salad or something, ffs i dont even know any more, why bother
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Jun 17, 2016 01:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvL7Lx_NORo
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Drunk & Ugly posted:its 120 am and im going to go pick up some tuna fish and corn and mix ittogether in some sort of weird sandwich paste and think about how sad it all is, all of it, so sad fry up some cornbeefhash instead
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Jun 17, 2016 01:35
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i wish i could tell you why, but hell, i cant remember 10 minutes ago
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Jun 17, 2016 01:36
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is nothing sacred by god I guess im just going to sip corn from a can and weep. nothing, nothing is untouched
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Dave_Indeed posted:In trillions of years when our universe is massive and awesome, all of the alien species will trade information and get super advanced and explore the universe. When they visit humanities tomb they're going to be all like, "lol, stupid bitches banned guns." then take a poo poo on the floor and just leave. in trillions of years everything will have spread out and diffused so much nobody will be able to see poo poo except their own fading local group and everyone's cosmological model will be even more ignorant and lovely than what we have now also our tomb will probably never be noticed, and will consist of a few dead gay probes
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Jun 17, 2016 01:37
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I tried to find happiness in a bottle. Will report back once I get to the magic worm. Surely it will reveal the key to happiness?
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Serviette posted:I tried to find happiness in a bottle. Will report back once I get to the magic worm. Surely it will reveal the key to happiness? only if you eat it and absorb its powers
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Jun 17, 2016 01:46
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Nothing really matters....... Toooo meeeeeeee.
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Jun 17, 2016 02:03
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Howard Beale posted:only if you eat it and absorb its powers I was going to lay it on a plate and have a smoke. I was going to play "Stuck in the Middle With You", smoke a cigarette theatrically, and ask it if it's going to talk, or will I have to get nasty? You just plumb eat the poor bastard without a chance to save itself? You're a psycho. You're the reason the world's going tits up!
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Jun 17, 2016 02:06
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Drunk & Ugly posted:Does anyone have any valium
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Jun 17, 2016 02:07
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Yes.
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Jun 17, 2016 02:07
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I have a pretty stellar Xanax prescription and I literally don't worry about anything ever, it owns
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Serviette posted:Yes. Oh thank god! I thought something was wrong that were no pinned threads. Also, how much per pill?
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Jun 17, 2016 02:09
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w--whoa that is like... far ouuuuuuut
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:What the hell? I was looking to buy some? poo poo dude, I'm sorry. I'm more of a sharing kinda guy. Here: have some blue ones. Oh, no... No... Those are my penis pills... Ah! Klonopin. Have three of these and mix yourself a drink. Captain Splashback fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 02:21
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The world spins once every 24 hours. Doesn't sound very out of control to me. Better control than I have tbh.
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Serviette posted:I, um... I don't remember What the hell? I was looking to buy some?
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hahaahaha, good one OP
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Sintax posted:Well I would say it's 'in control' but everyone is really dumb and gay working as intended, unfortunately
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Drink ethanol until it makes sense.
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