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doesnt this guy have two houses and is actually super rich
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Yeah he does. It seems he's actually really smart and successful when he's not drunk and off his meds.
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Jun 17, 2016 17:42
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wait a minute
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Jun 17, 2016 18:09
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Kremlin Kremlin posted:doesnt this guy have two houses and is actually super rich From what i remember of the lore he's a specialist in international trade/corporate law and speaks 5 or 6 languages. He also opens rotten coconuts with a katana and cooks steak on the rim of his toilet with a wad of burning toilet paper.
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Jun 17, 2016 18:11
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That and he burns his junk mail over the same toilet using what appears to be some form of WD-40 or another equally toxic spray.
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Jun 17, 2016 18:12
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how many ways can one say wait a minute
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Jun 17, 2016 18:12
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hang on *turns off obama to concentrate on fire* ok thats better
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Jun 17, 2016 18:12
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They're not sending their best tomatoes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbQVryqIPAU
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Jun 17, 2016 18:21
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Oberleutnant posted:From what i remember of the lore he's a specialist in international trade/corporate law and speaks 5 or 6 languages. imagine you hire this guy as a lawyer and then you stumble across all of his videos lmao
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Jun 17, 2016 18:59
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I definitely want a lawyer that thinks turkey and tuna are the same thing.
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Jun 17, 2016 19:04
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ive got some steak thawing out in the toilet right now in fact
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Jun 17, 2016 20:36
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oh gently caress yeah i learned about this guy from the internet trainwrecks thread! really glad he's back he's doing it all on the floor! he's just guessing the ratios! he went out to get sambuca instead of pouring water from the tap! "egg is kind of liquidy as well, so it sorts of adds to the sort of thing there" whole tomatoes in the blender! he doesn't know what a strainer is! Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 20:46
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This is worse than marble hornets.
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Jun 17, 2016 20:50
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i dont care about this. dont show me this. i am voting 1
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Jun 17, 2016 21:05
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I just hope he keeps his home clean this time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TwZvx00BAM
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Jun 17, 2016 23:06
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JiveHonky posted:i dont care about this. dont show me this. i am voting 1 I'm disappointed, JiveHonky open your heart to Masao
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Jun 17, 2016 23:07
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"Don't eat pizza and drive, you never know what they put in there." Oh Masaoki, you card. I think you're probably the only chef that has put sambuca in their pizza dough because they're too lazy to get off the floor to get water.
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Jun 17, 2016 23:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKoKHoCzRg
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Jun 17, 2016 23:32
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DrCornelius posted:Oh Masaoki, you card. I think you're probably the only chef that has put sambuca in their pizza dough because they're too lazy to get off the floor to get water. I will never understand being "too lazy" to get some water out of the sink, and deciding leave his home, go to the store, buy one bottle of sambuca, and come home, in order to avoid it.
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Jun 17, 2016 23:47
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Stinky_Pete posted:I will never understand being "too lazy" to get some water out of the sink, and deciding leave his home, go to the store, buy one bottle of sambuca, and come home, in order to avoid it. i understand.
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Jun 17, 2016 23:51
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ive never had food that has been so disgusting that i fall over and be sick but it happens so often for masao
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Jun 18, 2016 00:03
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I never realized he had his own website. He wrote a short story about the main character being sexually attracted to his sister because she looks like the Wendy's mascot, and paying for a porn site that has Wendy rule 34 MasaoHF posted:I walk toward her, pacing my breath. I want that girl. I’m going to give her the flowers and introduce myself to her. Yes, yes, that’s the perfect plan. Flowers remind girls of the shape of their vaginas, that’s why they always oh and Obama is trying to make him gently caress his sister MasaoHF's Obama posted:Do you know why you’re sexually attracted to your sister? Because when siblings have sex, their offspring are often deformed and retarded. The more such people we have, the more we can raise awareness for their situation and create new taxes for government funding of relief programs. Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jun 18, 2016 |
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Jun 18, 2016 00:15
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Stinky_Pete posted:I never realized he had his own website. what kind of sick mind pays for porn
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Jun 18, 2016 00:17
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MasaoSF posted:“I’m sorry, son,” the President says. “We have to face the harsh economic reality. We tried to funnel money and resources to our science labs by bringing in truckloads of aborted fetuses from Democratic hospitals, but the Republicans are waging a vicious propaganda war against abortions to prevent us from getting materials. As a result, we’ve had a hard time duplicating the sibling gene to create humans that are just deformed enough. You and your sister were created to be as close as possible to actual siblings, and for that we placed a lot of hope for you to help the Democratic cause. Sadly, it seems the sexual implant has failed to produce results.”
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Jun 18, 2016 00:29
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hahaha i had no idea about that part drat sign him up to the trump campaign staff
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Jun 18, 2016 00:51
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He forgot yeast. Edit: also I think the water he was making tomato sauce in was soapy. Sammus fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jun 18, 2016 |
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Jun 18, 2016 01:03
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Hhahahahahaha this video is as classic as masaokis gets! The blender shenanigans were out of this world. The pink juice result was the icing on the cake. And he isn't even on the floor at that point yet. 10/10 the king is back. But as some people have said, he sometimes comes up with great insight and deep down he's a smart dude who's just a lot weirder than most people. His thinking capability doesn't extend to cooking, though.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:47
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Billmac posted:
floor cooking best cooking
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Jun 30, 2016 18:53
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this is good news
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Jun 30, 2016 19:22
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I need to eat that pizza!
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Jun 30, 2016 19:31
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Sammus posted:He forgot yeast. That is how you make St Louis style pizza.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:43
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I am so glad he is still alive and has not died in a house fire. 'Omelet for Obama' changed my view of the culinary art forever.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:00
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Defiance posted:That is how you make St Louis style pizza. ew. how do you know about that poo poo on a cracker?
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Jun 30, 2016 20:55
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:holy fuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCK he's alive!!!!!!!
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psychokitty posted:ew. how do you know about that poo poo on a cracker? I am a big fan of that Cormack McCarthy novel The Road, so I decided to live in every burned out post-industrial hellhole of a city in the Midwest
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