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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

eating food during daylight owns

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Indy posted:

Please tell me something that doesnt suck about being muslim?

I think your wife gets a full-body wax on her wedding night, so at least there wouldn't be some sort of hippie full-bush thing going on there.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
Muslums love Lum.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I did the first week because the other guys in the shop are observing and I didn't want to eat my delicious lunches in front of them, but then I figured they were past the temptation point and have been eating normally since.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
yeah but you guys don't get it in America it absolutely sucks but in Muslim majority places everybody else know it sucks too and they close work early and take it easy to accommodate the fast


also there are a ton of Muslims who hate it as well but just don't say poo poo

what I'm saying is not eating is easy not drinking is gayyyyyyyyyy

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Who the gently caress thought making a month long holiday where you forbid people (most of whom probably live in a loving desert) from eating or drinking anything, including water, during the hottest part of the day was a good idea?


What a stupid rear end religion.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Infidel Castro posted:

What a stupid rear end religion.

Well it's their cultural custom to not drink water all day for a month in the middle of the summer while the sun is up and all get brain damage and we should respect that.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I have nothing but deep respect for the holiest religion on the planet and will do anything to appease my muslim masters, OP

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Pon de Bundy posted:

yeah but you guys don't get it in America it absolutely sucks but in Muslim majority places everybody else know it sucks too and they close work early and take it easy to accommodate the fast


also there are a ton of Muslims who hate it as well but just don't say poo poo

what I'm saying is not eating is easy not drinking is gayyyyyyyyyy

ur not supposed to be drinking anyway but albanians arent natural ally gifted at doing anything well

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
white muslims are the creepiest bc u know they're converts and if they arent in jail then theres not even a publically available record of the kind of soul and life damage that led them to go yep this poo poo is fab

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

whoflungpoop posted:

white muslims are the creepiest bc u know they're converts and if they arent in jail then theres not even a publically available record of the kind of soul and life damage that led them to go yep this poo poo is fab

it's unfair when people accuse all muslims of being terrorists, but essentially every white muslim ends up being a terrorist it seems

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

BattleMaster posted:

it's unfair when people accuse all muslims of being terrorists, but essentially every white muslim ends up being a terrorist it seems

i think its bc theres only two kinds of people who would join islam voluntarily and any white ones who don't have murder in their hearts join MLM schemes instead

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I can't fast because my blood sugar would get too low

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Lol am I gently caress... Just the same as how I don't poo poo my pants and hit myself in the face to show solidarity with the special needs kid that is on the train sometimes.

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
Lol no. Deus Vult saracen scum

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Also read this as farting for Ramadan

Answer to that is: Very Probable

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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BUY IT.

Indy posted:

Please tell me something that doesnt suck about being muslim?

Rivers of milk and honey, water and wine await you in Paradise


actually I don't think you're supposed to drink the wine though so maybe that's look-not-touch?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

So do Muslim athletes drop like flies during Ramadan?

Just another reason Turkey shouldn't be in EURO this year.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
How bad is ramadan loving with your metabolism ?

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

I've been sending my Muslim friend pictures of food all through Ramadan. He hasn't told me to stop yet so I'm going to keep doing it.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Super cool secret about how musselman make it through ramadan: they cheat.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
never forget that gbs was all for fasting in solidarity a few years back

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



8 track betamax posted:

Super cool secret about how musselman make it through ramadan: they cheat.

doesn't Allah forbid that kind of shenanigans?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

LordArgh posted:

never forget that gbs was all for fasting in solidarity a few years back

that does not sound correct

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
watch me Rammindown Allah these cheese logs down my throat amirite folks amirite

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Germstore posted:

that does not sound correct

the gbs you see before you today was not always as it is

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

LordArgh posted:

never forget that gbs was all for fasting in solidarity a few years back

Wait...what?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Also read this as farting for Ramadan

Answer to that is: Very Probable

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Otisburg posted:

doesn't Allah forbid that kind of shenanigans?

The prophet recommends that if you eat food during the fast you have to fast for an additional 60 days after the ramadan is finished

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
However if you just accidentally put food in your mouth, you should immediently spit it out, rinse your mouth off, and then add one additional day to the fast.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
ill fast when im dead

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Wouldn't fasting in solidarity without believing in the tenets of the faith be a hollow mockery?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



gleebster posted:

Wouldn't fasting in solidarity without believing in the tenets of the faith be a hollow mockery?

same with wearing hijab, which is also a thing people do apparently.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

unpacked robinhood posted:

How bad is ramadan loving with your metabolism ?

Bad enough that even muslims don't make sick/diabetics/elderly do it.
When i had a bunch of muslim colleagues it pretty much meant "we are going to be unproductive for a month, thanks for picking up the slack kaffir".

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I usually do a one day juice fast once a month for my butt health, can I just like combine the days or whatever? :shrug:

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

LordArgh posted:

never forget that gbs was all for fasting in solidarity a few years back

That was a beautiful thread. OP threw a poo poo fit because not enough of GBS was voluntarily fasting IIRC.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
It's Ramadamadingdong y'all.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

spud posted:

Lol am I gently caress... Just the same as how I don't poo poo my pants and hit myself in the face to show solidarity with the special needs kid that is on the train sometimes.

lol

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows
Are Muslims willing to show solidarity with Christians by observing Lent? How about solidarity with Jews by observing Hanukkah? Santeria practioners by sacrificing goats and chickens?

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Read thread title as "Anyone else farting for Ramadan in solidarity?"

I am, but it's not anything to do with religious solidarity.

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