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eating food during daylight owns
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# ? Jun 17, 2016 18:40 |
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Indy posted:Please tell me something that doesnt suck about being muslim? I think your wife gets a full-body wax on her wedding night, so at least there wouldn't be some sort of hippie full-bush thing going on there.
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# ? Jun 17, 2016 21:42 |
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Muslums love Lum.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 01:14 |
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I did the first week because the other guys in the shop are observing and I didn't want to eat my delicious lunches in front of them, but then I figured they were past the temptation point and have been eating normally since.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 01:33 |
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yeah but you guys don't get it in America it absolutely sucks but in Muslim majority places everybody else know it sucks too and they close work early and take it easy to accommodate the fast also there are a ton of Muslims who hate it as well but just don't say poo poo what I'm saying is not eating is easy not drinking is gayyyyyyyyyy
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:33 |
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Who the gently caress thought making a month long holiday where you forbid people (most of whom probably live in a loving desert) from eating or drinking anything, including water, during the hottest part of the day was a good idea? What a stupid rear end religion.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:41 |
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Infidel Castro posted:What a stupid rear end religion. Well it's their cultural custom to not drink water all day for a month in the middle of the summer while the sun is up and all get brain damage and we should respect that.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 06:29 |
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I have nothing but deep respect for the holiest religion on the planet and will do anything to appease my muslim masters, OP
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 06:33 |
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Pon de Bundy posted:yeah but you guys don't get it in America it absolutely sucks but in Muslim majority places everybody else know it sucks too and they close work early and take it easy to accommodate the fast ur not supposed to be drinking anyway but albanians arent natural ally gifted at doing anything well
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 06:38 |
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white muslims are the creepiest bc u know they're converts and if they arent in jail then theres not even a publically available record of the kind of soul and life damage that led them to go yep this poo poo is fab
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 06:49 |
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whoflungpoop posted:white muslims are the creepiest bc u know they're converts and if they arent in jail then theres not even a publically available record of the kind of soul and life damage that led them to go yep this poo poo is fab it's unfair when people accuse all muslims of being terrorists, but essentially every white muslim ends up being a terrorist it seems
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 06:52 |
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BattleMaster posted:it's unfair when people accuse all muslims of being terrorists, but essentially every white muslim ends up being a terrorist it seems i think its bc theres only two kinds of people who would join islam voluntarily and any white ones who don't have murder in their hearts join MLM schemes instead
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:00 |
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I can't fast because my blood sugar would get too low
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:03 |
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Lol am I gently caress... Just the same as how I don't poo poo my pants and hit myself in the face to show solidarity with the special needs kid that is on the train sometimes.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:08 |
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Lol no. Deus Vult saracen scum
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:12 |
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Also read this as farting for Ramadan Answer to that is: Very Probable
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:54 |
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Indy posted:Please tell me something that doesnt suck about being muslim? Rivers of milk and honey, water and wine await you in Paradise actually I don't think you're supposed to drink the wine though so maybe that's look-not-touch?
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 11:28 |
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So do Muslim athletes drop like flies during Ramadan? Just another reason Turkey shouldn't be in EURO this year.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 11:41 |
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How bad is ramadan loving with your metabolism ?
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 11:49 |
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I've been sending my Muslim friend pictures of food all through Ramadan. He hasn't told me to stop yet so I'm going to keep doing it.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 11:59 |
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Super cool secret about how musselman make it through ramadan: they cheat.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:03 |
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never forget that gbs was all for fasting in solidarity a few years back
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:05 |
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8 track betamax posted:Super cool secret about how musselman make it through ramadan: they cheat. doesn't Allah forbid that kind of shenanigans?
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:18 |
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LordArgh posted:never forget that gbs was all for fasting in solidarity a few years back that does not sound correct
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:19 |
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watch me Rammindown Allah these cheese logs down my throat amirite folks amirite
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:21 |
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Germstore posted:that does not sound correct the gbs you see before you today was not always as it is
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:22 |
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LordArgh posted:never forget that gbs was all for fasting in solidarity a few years back Wait...what?
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:34 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Also read this as farting for Ramadan
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:45 |
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Otisburg posted:doesn't Allah forbid that kind of shenanigans? The prophet recommends that if you eat food during the fast you have to fast for an additional 60 days after the ramadan is finished
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:48 |
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However if you just accidentally put food in your mouth, you should immediently spit it out, rinse your mouth off, and then add one additional day to the fast.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:49 |
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ill fast when im dead
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:53 |
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Wouldn't fasting in solidarity without believing in the tenets of the faith be a hollow mockery?
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:04 |
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gleebster posted:Wouldn't fasting in solidarity without believing in the tenets of the faith be a hollow mockery? same with wearing hijab, which is also a thing people do apparently.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:07 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:How bad is ramadan loving with your metabolism ? Bad enough that even muslims don't make sick/diabetics/elderly do it. When i had a bunch of muslim colleagues it pretty much meant "we are going to be unproductive for a month, thanks for picking up the slack kaffir".
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:11 |
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I usually do a one day juice fast once a month for my butt health, can I just like combine the days or whatever?
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:15 |
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LordArgh posted:never forget that gbs was all for fasting in solidarity a few years back That was a beautiful thread. OP threw a poo poo fit because not enough of GBS was voluntarily fasting IIRC.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:26 |
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It's Ramadamadingdong y'all.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:50 |
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spud posted:Lol am I gently caress... Just the same as how I don't poo poo my pants and hit myself in the face to show solidarity with the special needs kid that is on the train sometimes. lol
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 18:16 |
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Are Muslims willing to show solidarity with Christians by observing Lent? How about solidarity with Jews by observing Hanukkah? Santeria practioners by sacrificing goats and chickens?
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 19:01 |
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Read thread title as "Anyone else farting for Ramadan in solidarity?" I am, but it's not anything to do with religious solidarity.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 19:03 |