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I will do some Santeria poo poo, that sounds rad.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 19:07 |
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Cerebral Mayhem posted:Are Muslims willing to show solidarity with Christians by observing Lent? How about solidarity with Jews by observing Hanukkah? Santeria practioners by sacrificing goats and chickens? What would observing Hanukkah entail anyway? Giving your kids a bunch of crap gifts for a week?
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 19:14 |
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Uhgggg. I had to travel on business with a muslim during Ramadan a couple years ago. He was even more insufferable than usual and insisted on picking the restaurant each night because he "hadn't eaten all day" like gently caress you mother fucker you chose to do this.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 19:16 |
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Infidel Castro posted:What would observing Hanukkah entail anyway? Giving your kids a bunch of crap gifts for a week? Gambling with chocolate coins and silly little tops.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 19:19 |
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Infidel Castro posted:What would observing Hanukkah entail anyway? Giving your kids a bunch of crap gifts for a week? Lighting candles, playing with dreidels. It's all meaningless without belief. I show solidarity by respecting their right to practice their religion, as long as they respect my right to be left the gently caress out of it.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 19:20 |
Boko Haram posted:in fact i am farting for ramadan twofive1 posted:Boko Haram: farting for Ramadan. Haier posted:I'm farting for ramadan in solidarity with all the other farters. BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I'm not fasting for Ramadan, I'm FARTING for Ramadan lol Rah! posted:hell yeah same i'm farting big time here, but I fart basically every second of the day by default, so it's not so much that i'm farting for ramadan, as ramadan is occurring while i fart QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Also read this as farting for Ramadan Nigmaetcetera posted:Read thread title as "Anyone else farting for Ramadan in solidarity?"
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 21:04 |
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I came in to say that I would be farting () for Ramadan instead of fasting when I see this display of excellency by my fellow Goons God bless.
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 21:08 |
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Germstore posted:that does not sound correct A lot of the seemingly sarcastic posts ITT are practically verbatim from a particular GBS thread years ago. Someone else find it I'm too lazy
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 21:34 |
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More like 'farting for Ramadan'
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 15:15 |
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'Farting for Ramadan', more like
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 15:15 |
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Sorry OP, I misread the 'fasting' in your title
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 15:16 |
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Misread it as 'farting', that is!
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 15:16 |
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Zorodius posted:Rivers of milk and honey, water and wine await you in Paradise Seems like a poo poo deal.
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:44 |
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What about IV stuff for Ramadan ? It's not passing through your mouth
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:45 |
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Zorodius posted:Rivers of milk and honey, water and wine await you in Paradise Even worse ! It's that poo poo wine that doesn't get you drunk, like on Star Trek Thanks Allah !
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:46 |
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Decebal posted:What about IV stuff for Ramadan ? It's not passing through your mouth
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:46 |
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Fasting for ramada inn
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:46 |
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Just posting to say that I'll be FARTING for Ramadan. Won't be fasting tho lol ... need the fuel to power my FART
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:48 |
Just a friendly reminder that Israel has cut off water supplies to the West Bank during another hot summer Ramadan because 'gently caress Palestinians.' Despite international treaties that the mountain aquifer and Jordan River water sources be shared 'equitably and reasonably,' the Israeli permit regime has prevented any significant water infrastructure being built on the Palestinian side and 21 years after the Oslo agreements Israel controls 87% of the water in the area. quote:Over 50 water and sanitation structures have been demolished by Israel since the beginning of 2016 already (more than in the entire 2015) on grounds that they were lacking the Israeli permits. Please stop sending my tax dollars to support this thanks! http://siteresources.worldbank.org/INTWESTBANKGAZA/Resources/WaterRestrictionsReport18Apr2009.pdf http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/06/israel-water-tool-dominate-palestinians-160619062531348.html
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:49 |
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Roylicious posted:Just a friendly reminder that Israel has cut off water supplies to the West Bank during another hot summer Ramadan because 'gently caress Palestinians.' Why don't the Palestinians just rise up and conquer the mountain aquifer ? Do they expect others to do the fighting for them ? Wow, their ancestors must be so embarrassed. Those guys fought and gave their lives and these guys just beg others to solve their problems. Shameful
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:59 |
Decebal posted:Why don't the Palestinians just rise up and conquer the mountain aquifer ? Do they expect others to do the fighting for them ? Wow, their ancestors must be so embarrassed. Those guys fought and gave their lives and these guys just beg others to solve their problems. Shameful That would be terrorism
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 17:00 |
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not if they won
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 17:00 |
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lol no, OP. In fact, I'm doubling my food intake to offset at least one Muslim's fasting (the extra food is all pork-based of course).
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 17:02 |
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Roylicious posted:That would be terrorism Saladin is never associated with that term. Weird
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 17:03 |
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butt chugging is not haram and does not violate Ramadan
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 17:09 |
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No, I am not, op.
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 17:14 |
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Wendigee posted:Uhgggg. This is really weird because 1) you're not supposed to get any sort of reward from fasting during ramadan, like the whole point is that you give up something in solidarity with the poor without expecting something in return and 2) every muslim I've ever met has been way cool about the whole thing. Your guy sounds like a grade A rear end in a top hat who doesn't "get" fasting. But yeah unlike you dumb assholes I fart in solidarity all year, not just for a month.
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 17:22 |
It's like they're just people at the end of the day and there's some raging douchebags as well as chill people and more or less most of them are in the middle somewhere just trying to get by. Haha
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 17:36 |
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Roylicious posted:It's like they're just people at the end of the day and there's some raging douchebags as well as chill people and more or less most of them are in the middle somewhere just trying to get by. Maybe the truth is in the middle?
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 18:08 |
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 18:09 |
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Roylicious posted:Just a friendly reminder that Israel has cut off water supplies to the West Bank during another hot summer Ramadan because 'gently caress Palestinians.' Why would Israel be supplying water to invaders, this is stupid.
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 19:11 |
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 19:14 |
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'Just a friendly reminder that-' *stops reading*
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 19:48 |
opus111 posted:'Just a friendly reminder that-' *stops reading* Crypto-Jew spotted
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 20:17 |
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Why do they call it fasting if the day goes by so slow
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 21:19 |
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how much fasting is required for gazelle eyed, obedient, large breasted, ghostly transparent to the marrow "companions" in paradise? I'm not into the young boys of perpetual freshness also on offer
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 02:21 |
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RaceBannon posted:how much fasting is required for gazelle eyed, obedient, large breasted, ghostly transparent to the marrow "companions" in paradise? I'm not into the young boys of perpetual freshness also on offer I don't think you have what it takes to be a true Muslim.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 02:23 |
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fast fast fast, "gotta go fast", fast food, fast internet, fast cars and fast women are the order of the day. how about instead of "fasting" we try slowing. as in slowing down to appreciate life before it speeds right by. slowing down to help a stranded motorist. slowing down to put a dollar in the cup of that poor homeless soul you speedwalk past on your way to work every morning. something to think about
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 02:42 |
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Mind. Blown.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 04:48 |
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Indy posted:Please tell me something that doesnt suck about being muslim? You get like 12 slave wives but you get your head cut off if you listen to music so it's kind of a wash.
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