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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
g regularly. so glad i can have such an impact on this withered internet forum that was popular 15 years ago.

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
hi, i work for a marketing firm. i want to target more 30-something alcoholics who spent most of their time on the internet. better put an add on somethingawful.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I don't really pay attention to things and missed all the excitement I guess; are Nooner, DGSW, and ___________ banned?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Professor Shark posted:

I don't really pay attention to things and missed all the excitement I guess; are Nooner, DGSW, and ___________ banned?

*sobbing*

it should have been me.

it should have been me!

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

I don't really pay attention to things and missed all the excitement I guess; are Nooner, DGSW, and ___________ banned?

DGSW is dead, Nooner lives in exile. A civil war for the throne of GBS is almost a certainty.

Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

Tectonis posted:

DGSW is dead, Nooner lives in exile. A civil war for the throne of GBS is almost a certainty.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

hi, i work for a marketing firm. i want to target more 30-something alcoholics who spent most of their time on the internet. better put an add on somethingawful.
Good idea. I get forums ads from JP Morgan, John Lewis, and also BYOB.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002



i thought you died

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
The marketing firm must be amazing. They don't even need correct spelling for the word ad.

Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

Otacon posted:

i thought you died

i revived next chapter.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's ok OP i'm still here!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Tectonis posted:

DGSW is dead, Nooner lives in exile. A civil war for the throne of GBS is almost a certainty.

:rip: for dgsw and :grin: in tribute to Nooner

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Mozi posted:

it's ok OP i'm still here!

Hi

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
couldnt you wait a little longer op

kill yourself burn down your house

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

happy friday

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

g regularly. so glad i can have such an impact on this withered internet forum that was popular 15 years ago.

SA was popular?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hello

Moltke
May 13, 2009
the hill nooner died on was trolling a tennis thread.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



I guess you could say he got served.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
yeah man me too

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i think there are still some drat funny folks here im sorry the humor that everyone else likes is not the same as yours and I love you

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Celluloid Sam posted:

i think there are still some drat funny folks here im sorry the humor that everyone else likes is not the same as yours and I love you

I really like your AV I think I've said that before but it's really good

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Captain Yossarian posted:

I really like your AV I think I've said that before but it's really good

thank you captain

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
There hasn't been funny people here for ages. You've been conditioned to accept mediocrity as excellence.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Tectonis posted:

DGSW is dead, Nooner lives in exile. A civil war for the throne of GBS is almost a certainty.

How did he die

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Zombie Boat posted:

How did he die

stole 8 trax thunder and he was struck down like goddamn highlander

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I honestly can't tell if the mods don't care about the forum at all, or care far too much, or both

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Mozi is cool

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I'm solidly not funny but I post a lot so maybe it comes off like I have something to say but I don't

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im goinig to kill myselve

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Celluloid Sam posted:

thank you captain

whoah. wow, nice av. i like youre av my friend. please reply to this message and also call me friend in the reply i am ver. lonelyt

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Windows 98 posted:

I'm solidly not funny but I post a lot so maybe it comes off like I have something to say but I don't

please stop yelling we are right here

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Kuato posted:

There hasn't been funny people here for ages. You've been conditioned to accept mediocrity as excellence.

hosed up if true

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
OK, let's make this place funnier, then.

I googled "best joke" and this is the first one that came up:

quote:

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

(Oddly enough, the list of 100 funniest jokes starts of with number 2, which I posted above. However, that must be a mistake, since I don't think that anything funnier than that is possible).

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

my breakfast is good

oops wrong thread

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Moltke posted:

the hill nooner died on was trolling a tennis thread.

He actually cleared his ban, served his 1 week probie and then went into the new tennis thread and trolled it again. :riker:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

Mozi is cool

*honk honk*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mozi posted:

*honk honk*

Haha, classic Mozi

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Tectonis posted:

He actually cleared his ban, served his 1 week probie and then went into the new tennis thread and trolled it again. :riker:

What a trooper :kiddo:

I miss him :(

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Tectonis posted:

He actually cleared his ban, served his 1 week probie and then went into the new tennis thread and trolled it again. :riker:

Lmao loving awesome :grin:

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