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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Serious Frolicking posted:

when i was a kid i knew a girl named libby. as soon as she became an adult she had it legally changed because libby is not a name for an adult.

the only libby i know is a nun i used to work for. she was nice but she did fire me lol

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Bertha - even if she isn't fat, everyone will assume she is.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Waltzing Along posted:

Bertha - even if she isn't fat, everyone will assume she is.
its good in germany where people pronounce it right

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
did someone say Nevaeh yet?

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Cherb
Tornk
Bleyhler
Frint

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Prelj
Drent
Chinrey
Buick (pronounced "bwick")

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Yes, IRL. However, Chad Radwell is cool.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Waltzing Along posted:

Bertha - even if she isn't fat, everyone will assume she is.

I knew a Bertha. She went by Bernadette, which is only marginally better.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Gray Matter posted:

anything that ends in -aden, ayden, or -aiden

this and last names as first names, harrison, parker, carter, etc
and hosed up spellings of girls names, aimee instead of amy, dyan instead of dianne etc

harmless_fun
Sep 25, 2007
KVIIIlyn

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Brendle

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

psychokitty posted:

Same but for Doug.
i was friends with a Doug during my senior year of high school. a mutual friend stole his phone one day and him and I started looking through it during study hall. turns out he had a bunch of Pokemon hentai in his pictures folder.

that is my Doug story.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Nikorlev is the worst IRL name

Detlev #2

Jo$ephyne #3

chris††† #4

ナンバーワン #5

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Chaz.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Guy With Two Left Hands.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

X-Man.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
1-4: Ender.

I was at work the other day and this little woman yells at her child "Ender" to stop doing something.

She named her child Ender.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nascardad posted:

did someone say Nevaeh yet?

Did you know it's Heaven backwards!? :downs:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
You'll here that a lot if you know someone who named their kid Nevaeh.

A Stupid Baby posted:

1-4: Ender.

I was at work the other day and this little woman yells at her child "Ender" to stop doing something.

She named her child Ender.

Maybe she really liked the book?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dreddout posted:

Maybe she really liked the book?
this is the best case scenario

worst case, she named him after a loving Minecraft enemy

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Somewhere in west philly there's a 5 year old with behavioral issues named Barack Obama.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

A Stupid Baby posted:

1-4: Ender.

I was at work the other day and this little woman yells at her child "Ender" to stop doing something.

She named her child Ender.

I also know a child called Ender, he's small and fat and annoying

Every Becky/Becca/Becci (it was 1994 and she was feeling ~speshul~) I know has been a total insufferable bitch

I only know two people called Dallas but they are both completely batshit insane so never trust a Dallas

Shoutout to the underappreciated Joes though, all my Joes are good people

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Gray Matter posted:

Skyler
Crystal
anything that ends in -aden, ayden, or -aiden
and
Derek

these names are just the worst

Yup. Modern "white people" names are loving embarrassing. Also, why has no one mentioned Josh?

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Todd.

Never has a named screamed stepdad more than the name Todd.

Christ what an rear end in a top hat.


Never met a todd who wasnt a jackass in some way. Go gently caress yourselves todds.

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Was gonna mention this too. Is there a single Todd out there who isn't a dipshit?

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
Also Tad and Thad.

And Thom. It's Tom or Thomas. Pick one. Thom is not a loving option here.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

scott zoloft posted:

Somewhere in west philly there's a 5 year old with behavioral issues named Barack Obama.

And there's a 5 month old named Bernice Sanders, what's your point?

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Unity Gain posted:

Also Tad and Thad.

And Thom. It's Tom or Thomas. Pick one. Thom is not a loving option here.

I had an aquaintece named Thad, he was a pretty decent guy, but managed to huff so much gas he pretty much lobotomized himself.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
All the joshes I've known have been great people with outstanding senses of humor

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Well, that's great but the Josh I knew hung a dude upside down from a tree, and pissed on him. Then left for about three hours. Pretty sure that's something that could kill a dude, or at least cause an aneurysm. He was a douche regardless, this was just his magnum opus of being a dick.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Dreddout posted:

And there's a 5 month old named Bernice Sanders, what's your point?

do you know her? I get stories about Barack Obama throwing cheese steak meat around lol.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

scott zoloft posted:

do you know her? I get stories about Barack Obama throwing cheese steak meat around lol.

I feel like I know(not in the biblical sense :aatrek:) her, spiritually.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




AEMINAL posted:

ナンバーワン #5

The funny thing is the proper Japanese name would be Ichiro, and Ichiro is cool as hell.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Adolf

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
I've never met a Spencer who wasn't an absolute cock.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


nancy

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Drew

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

C. Everett Koop posted:

I've never met a Spencer who wasn't an absolute cock.
there was a Spencer on my elementary school bus who told me when i was 8 or 9 that flipping the bird was the newest way to greet someone. i ended up flipping off my mom. that wasn't my proudest moment.

he's in the marines now. i suppose it was inevitable.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Something weird I've noticed is every where I have ever worked there has been a super senior executive named Doug. Makes you think.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Methanar posted:

Something weird I've noticed is every where I have ever worked there has been a super senior executive named Doug. Makes you think.

yes mr doug! right away mr doug!

sounds right to me

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