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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > the 4 worst irl names
 
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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

Bryans are cool, but not Byrons.
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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

 also anyone named Keith or Ian is always a weird, beta nerd

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Nov 2, 2014

Dreddout posted:

If your kids name ends in any variation of 'en' just drown him in the dishwater.
Ben

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Nov 2, 2014

Sperghetti posted:

I've never met a Dustin or Dusty that wasn't a worthless piece of poo poo thief/murderer/retard and I went to school with a lot of Dustins. Take it from me, Spraynard F. Krueger, the only good Dusty is a dead Dusty. I know a girl Dusty and she is really hot so girl Dusty's get a pass.
i knew one Dustin from high school and he always reeked of weed and was held back twice

this also goes for anyone named Tyler

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

psychokitty posted:

Same but for Doug.
i was friends with a Doug during my senior year of high school. a mutual friend stole his phone one day and him and I started looking through it during study hall. turns out he had a bunch of Pokemon hentai in his pictures folder.

that is my Doug story.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dreddout posted:

Maybe she really liked the book?
this is the best case scenario

worst case, she named him after a loving Minecraft enemy

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Nov 2, 2014

C. Everett Koop posted:

I've never met a Spencer who wasn't an absolute cock.
there was a Spencer on my elementary school bus who told me when i was 8 or 9 that flipping the bird was the newest way to greet someone. i ended up flipping off my mom. that wasn't my proudest moment.

he's in the marines now. i suppose it was inevitable.

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