Reminder: HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANEEEEEEET!

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Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

The O-OP sez it better than I could, so here he is: https://youtu.be/drJWxMLrpE0

And yes I am aware there are a few things that everyone who comes in here are expecting to see. So here's the song: https://youtu.be/LsC94MPfslQ and the makeout scenes: https://youtu.be/Y1_pVbVYi gently caress THE FIFTEEN YEAR OL.... ERRRR HACK THE PLANET!

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:13

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:25

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

i've been hacking away at the ground with a meat cleaver all morning. I could use some help from some of you lazy fucks!

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:25

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

OP EASILY takes first post.just to remind you that hack the planet ian't a call to arms it's a dweeb mating call.

Edit: gently caress. Ok third post.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:25

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Hell Yeah posted:

oo savin this

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:27

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Hell Yeah posted:

oo savin this
e; what the poo poo

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:27

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

OP EASILY takes first post.just to remind you that hack the planet ian't a call to arms it's a dweeb mating call.

Edit: gently caress. Ok third post.

lol jesus christ man

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:27

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Lol d-d-d-DOUBLEPOST (STSTSTST).

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:28

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Moridin920 posted:

lol jesus christ man

GOD DAMMIT.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:28

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

The Protagonist posted:

oo savin this
e; what the poo poo

sorry, that might have been because of my hacking

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:28

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Airborne Viking posted:

sorry, that might have been because of my hacking

Naughty little hacker. Needs a spanking.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:29

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

sorry about ur thread op

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:30

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Anyway gently caress YEAH lets overrun some mofucking buffers. Let's take advantage of sql exploits. Don't forget your social engineering either. Sleep with all the secretaries and IT guys

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:31

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Also LOL now that we are all over 30 and have to work for a living we are all literally the bad guy from this movie. Enjoy your manchild life of minor IT villainy, I know I sure the gently caress am.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:35

Defiance: Jan 1, 2008; by Deplorable exmarx

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:38

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Liquid cool your laptop with ice cold pisssssssssssssssss op.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:39

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Liquid cool your laptop with ice cold pisssssssssssssssss op.

You are not old enough to know such language. Go to bed. Its grownup weed and reminisce time.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:42

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Nathilus posted:

You are not old enough to know such language. Go to bed. Its grownup weed and reminisce time.

Pee sorry. :jerkbag:

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:43

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Nathilus posted:

You are not old enough to know such language. Go to bed. Its grownup weed and reminisce time.

im older, gayer and more retarded than you will ever be BITCH

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:45

reagan: Apr 29, 2008; by Lowtax

Nathilus posted:

The O-OP sez it better than I could, so here he is: https://youtu.be/drJWxMLrpE0

And yes I am aware there are a few things that everyone who comes in here are expecting to see. So here's the song: https://youtu.be/LsC94MPfslQ and the makeout scenes: https://youtu.be/Y1_pVbVYi gently caress THE FIFTEEN YEAR OL.... ERRRR HACK THE PLANET!

COMET is a good channel

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:48

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Iron Prince posted:

im older, gayer and more retarded than you will ever be BITCH

Oooooooh. Just loving OOOooOoOOoOHHHHHH! You DID NOT. JUST. POST THAT! IN MY THREAD. MAH THREAD!

I don't even know what to do. I might cut yew though. Or hack your gibson. That would show you.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:49

guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

Teach me your hacker skills. The Earth and I have a score to settle.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 01:31

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

is this fro bwatch underscore dogs??

# ? Jun 18, 2016 01:50

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Doc Friday posted:

Teach me your hacker skills. The Earth and I have a score to settle.

Step 1: Download a ddos program
Step 2: Journey to the Earth's core
Step 3: Find a naturally occurring usb port in the molten rock.
Step 4: Plug your phone of choice in, run the software and...
HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANET!! HACK THE PLANET!!!

# ? Jun 18, 2016 01:57

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Back up off me, they want my backs in coffins
Gets so cold in the D and they still wanna take my jacket off me
Back when I couldn't afford to get it mixed and mastered, homie
My mama fronted me that money so it's no backup, homie
Bitch so back up off me
Bank account look like a ballot, homie, yeah it's checked up
My niggas packing, you get to tripping, they unpacking, homie
Yeah I overdo it, yeah that's tailored, homie
Yeah I'm overdressed and ain't no salad on me
Me and DeJ together, holy matrimony
Ohhh, it's hard to smile and poo poo
When they ain't free Juan, I got real ones on trial and poo poo
gently caress all my peers unless we talking bout Belle Isle and poo poo
The check is seven figures, I might try and dial the poo poo
And if I gently caress and make you cum, don't be blowing up my phone
Lately I've been messing with girls who tend to own poo poo on their own
I turn dusk into dawn, turn my chair to a throne
gently caress her off in the whip, make her take Uber home
Cold to the chromosome, I grew up without a hammock
I did everything except panic, feel me? Finally Famous the family
And we expanding on the top floor like we tanning
She throwing tantrums
She gon hold this dick like a Grammy
I give her bomb D and do damage

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:15

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

https://vine.co/v/e9KPWaXLuiX

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:28

Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

Nathilus posted:

Also LOL now that we are all over 30 and have to work for a living we are all literally the bad guy from this movie. Enjoy your manchild life of minor IT villainy, I know I sure the gently caress am.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:54