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 Last Time On "Stop Posting These Threads"! - I downloaded literal vintage German dungeon porn by mistake - I downloaded more hosed up German porn, this time with corpse loving - Ridiculous Porn 3: A Hitler murder mystery - Bill Zebub: Autism, Narcissism, Heavy Metal, and Tits - Snuffet: Jim Henson has the weirdest boner right now - Bloodsucking Freaks: Midget skullfucking, dick sandwhiches, and Louis CK Now Playing: Blood Diner  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gO1xLvw_BM IMDb posted:Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of their new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.  You may be thinking "That sounds extremely similar to the plot of Blood Feast, the classic grindhouse splatter film!". Or you're not. You're probably not a loving weirdo like me who has an in-depth knowledge of hosed up grindhouse horror movies. In any case it is interesting to note that this film was originally written to be a sequel, or at least spiritual successor, to Blood Feast. Ultimately it was decided to be a stand alone film. A good decision because Blood Feast owns bones and this movie is awful. The good kind of awful where you can't stop watching because you need to see what ludicrous poo poo happens next. Some significant differences are the fact that there are two serial killers instead of one. Oh, and that they are taking their orders from the brain of their dead serial killer uncle that they dug up and brought back to life using ancient Egyptian black magic. From start to finish this movie is a poor homage to a fantastic predecessor. Take a journey with me as we find out what happens in.... BLOOD DINER! The movie begins with a warning as most bad horror movies do. I liked how they claim blood cults "infest" our society. Between this and True Detective I'm now looking over my shoulder, always vigilante, waiting for a cult of blood thirsty serial killers to try and ax me. I even started taking karate (just in case)  We open on two young boys playing with toys. On the radio we hear warnings of a crazed serial killer on the loose. The foreshadowing is ominous and you get a sense that these kids are about to get their poo poo hacked to bits. Which would be really cool. gently caress kids, they suck.  Suddenly the Kool-Aid man bursts through their loving front door! OH YEAH! They hide in terror, but soon quickly realize that this is simply their Uncle Anwar. Pro serial killer and loving uncle. Anwar begins raving like a mad man and strongly resembles the serial killer in Blood Feast. It's kind of like when Nick Fury shows up in Marvel movies. He's there to tie it all together and keep continuity between movies. I think?  Uncle Anwar has a present for them. Two golden necklaces from ancient Egypt. He claims they are 5 million years old, but I think he is full of poo poo because anyone with a textbook in 1987 would have known that Ancient Egypt was not 5 million years ago. It was barely 5 thousand years ago.  Anwar makes them promise to keep the necklaces safe for reasons that aren't very clear (other than the obvious "they are made out of a ton of loving gold"). Aftwards Anwar commits suicide by cop outside while the kids watch. Anwar died like he lived, a total loving badass   Cut to 20 years later. A lone cemetery guard / police man walks ominously through a graveyard. He's on the hunt for shenanigans. When he stumbles upon the brothers he yells at them instead of firing his gun at them like a good cop would. Unfortunately for him he gets brained in the loving head with a shovel so hard his eyeballs pop out. [insert Windows 98 shovel joke here]  Cop guy lays dead on the ground. The first victim of the movie. And he wasn't even black!  The as of yet unnamed brothers then begin sawing open the dead body of their Uncle Anwar. They go to town on his skull with a hack saw and clearly cut directly through his brain which would have already been degraded into mush judging by the state of the rest of his body.  Uncle Anwar's brain is placed gently in a jar full of liquid. Because that's how you keep brains alive, duh. Notice the year of death is the year Blood Feast was released  This is the first good shot we get of the adult brothers. I have named them Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey, in honor of their Uncle Anwar / Full House (which is loosely based on this movie if you haven't seen the show  ). Jesse reads a spell from a book we saw earlier in the film that was mentioned to have been given to them by Anwar. This black voodoo magic brings Anwar's brain to life. They hug and praise Sheetar, their made up Egyptian deity. I looked up "Sheetar God" on google and found this. I do not think they are related. It's funny because every time they say Sheetar in this movie it sounds a little like "shitter" and I'm 12 so I laugh. Like any good horror movie we are introduced to the Chief Of Police. Chief here loves to point fingers and make demands. He wants to know why people are being serial killed in their city. AND HE WANT'S TO KNOW NOW drat IT!  Now that Anwar's brain is safely in a glass jar and also alive again it instructs Jesse and Joey to wear some weird looking bath robes and pray to Sheetar. He declares them officially part of Club Sheetar and tells them that they must begin preparing a Lumarian Feast. This is directly lifted from Blood Feast and just given a different name. The general gist is that they must kill people and have a feast using their body parts and human meats. They must also construct a Franken-Sheetar from the body parts of sexy ladies, and find a virgin to sacrifice to Sheetar during the feast in order to raise her from the dead. Quite a lot to do. Anwar is still hardcore as ever, even in death.  For the first time we see Jesse and Joey's diner. It's "supposedly" an all vegan restaurant. Little do they know that they are secretly feeding them human meat. I'm not quite sure how they are passing off meat, let alone human meat, as purely vegetarian. You'd think someone would notice the slabs of meat they are eating and go "Hey this doesn't look like vegtables!". Just roll with it.  Sitting in the diner is our Virgin-To-Be-Sacrificed. Some nameless bitch I will name Helga, in honor of the Helgas that came before her. She is hanging out with her frenemies and they like cheerleading. The mean girls are telling her if she wants to make the squad she has to show her tits, and play it all off as no big deal. I'm not sure why any of that makes sense because Helga is already on the cheerleading squad as evidence of her cheerleading uniform.  She cries and the cool girls run off to go to cheerleading practice that Helga isn't invited to. Jesse sees her crying and he assumes her to be the perfect virgin-prey for his Lumarian Feast. He consoles her and begins to hit on her even though she is 17 years old and he is clearly at a bare minimum like 26. Jesse doesn't give a poo poo. Age is just a number. Body count is just a number. Morals be damned! He offers to put her on his mailing list for the diner and jots down her information (to then later be used to murder her?).  Cheerleading practice! Obviously this high school has very progressive ideas on what is allowed during football games. I'm not sure if I am supposed to be OK with this, because they are high schoolers which means they are clearly under age. What I do know is that the creepy teacher man who is shirtless is having his assistant women film them while they practice. She yells at them like some sort of army drill instructor while her own tits hang out for no reason, and tells them they better shape up because this video is going on cable TV! http://i.imgur.com/VBF5plP.jpg  Abruptly Jesse storms into the room with a machine gun and a Reagan mask on. That was relevant at the time. Frankly if you made a remake of this movie in 2016 and didn't have him wearing an Obama mask then you completely missed the entire point this movie was trying to make. Obama is trying to take our guns. Reagan was pro gun. It's all very simple. Anyway so Jesse wastes these bitches like a hot knife through butter. His automatic weapon glistening in the light. The smell of gun powder in the air. Screaming cheerleaders. Wait. Sorry I drifted off there for a second into fantasy land. Where was I? Oh yes. Jesse is killing a bunch of naked ladies.  After the massacre Jesse and Joey begin to cut up their hard earned meat. The entire scene was just an excuse for this shot of Jesse using an electric knife on this girl's rear end so it jiggles back and forth rapidly. http://i.imgur.com/tvwHfSz.png Chief is loving pissed. He's so pissed he begins to assault his employees. But what are they gonna do? Call the police?  He wants answers NOW drat IT! We are introduced to Black Lady Cop and her partner Italian Cop. We may have seen Italian Cop earlier but I can't even keep track of this dumb poo poo. Back at the diner Joey is watching wrestling stuff. His favorite (or least favorite?) wrestler is literally a dude named Little Jimmy Hitler.  Like most white trash wrestling fans Joey assumes he could out-wrestle Hitler. To prove this he begins choking the poo poo out of one of his recurring customers until he barfs all over the place. Black Bathrobe Lady is about to get hit in the face in .02 seconds.  Jesse continues to try and seduce a high schooler. To do this he gives her his special "5 million year old" golden Sheetar-Neckace. I hope she appreciates that, it was a collectors item. This woos Virgin Sacrifice Girl just a little more and Jesse can feel the blood rushing to his cock.  Oh, and we see that Jesse and Joey are careless as gently caress and legit leave body parts laying around. Constantly. This is a recurring theme throughout the movie. "Whoops! Left some hands laying out! Better hide them before someone sees them."  Joey and Jesse begin constructing their Franken-Sheetar. She wears boxer briefs, because why not? While they assemble her Anwar's brain regales them in stories about how he beat and tortured fine young ladies .http://i.imgur.com/Yqy7Alc.jpg While they put the finishing touches on Franken-Sheetar (of which is painting her gold  ) Anwar's brain tells them they need more human meat. Earlier he mentioned them needing at least 8 TONS  Anwar gives them another mission: go and some more sluts to kill.http://i.imgur.com/KiVzIoS.jpg Jesse and Joey head off to the local club to find some fresh sluts. Same.  They find 2 very lovely victims. Do they weigh 8 tons combined? Probably not. Honestly I think Jesse and Joey have a ton of work ahead of them. heh. They invite them back to their diner using metaphors for killing them, but the sluts don't notice because they are sluts.  While this is all happening Black Lady Cop and Italian Cop head off to another restaurant and begin harassing the owner. There isn't a lot you need to know about this scene other than the fact that the owner 1) Claims it couldn't be Jesse and Joey because they are vegans 2) Is a ventriloquist and speaks through his dummy he keeps propped up and well fed   Things start getting sexy back at the diner  Jesse some how convinces his date to let him slather her in batter and lay on the counter.... directly next to the deep fryer. He plunges her skull into the hot oil and she writhes in pain. Stop! I can only get so hard. http://i.imgur.com/rmmfkFR.jpg Somehow she not only does not die, but she manages to escape Jesse's clutches. She begins running around blindly because her head has been turned into a literal deep fried nugget. Jesse has to beat her to death with a broom. This movie just went from questionable to amazing.  Joey's date hears screaming and goes to investigate. When she sees a bunch of body parts she starts panicking and runs. But Joey knows this diner like the back of his hand. He chases her down and chops her straight down the middle with a god drat machete.  At this point the Chief is hot on Black Lady Cop and Italian Cop's rear end. So they visit an archaeologist who does her best impression of John Hammond from Jurassic Park. They show her the necklace that Jesse carelessly dropped during his cheerleader massacre (and also somehow managed to give to Helga the Virgin?). Seriously I have no idea where they found this Lumarian necklace. They don't really mention either brother dropping theirs and Jesse even gave his away. Whatever it's not important. She tells them its Lumarian and that it is 5 million years old. Hot tip!  Anwar's brain starts becoming impatient. He starts demanding his virgin sacrifice. He states that she needs to be brought in by tomorrow. Why is there suddenly a time constraint?  . He also mentions that the 2 sluts killed earlier have fulfilled the Lumarian flesh sacrifice requirements, even though he mentioned needing 8 tons of human flesh earlier in the movie. I guess beggars with no body can't be choosers. The diner owner down the street who had that creepy ventriloquist dummy starts getting suspicious of Jesse and Joey. He decides to go ~undercover~ using cowboy hats. His dummy sure can rock that hat!  Their competition isn't the only one who is getting suspicious of their activities. The town health inspector had some rumors and reports of uncooked meat or some other flimsy excuse. He demands to see the kitchen. A big mistake. Once he gets back there he gets hacked to bits and served to the patrons of their fine eating establishment. You would think that this is a not so smart move on the brothers part because someone would have logs of the last place he was seen and eventually follow up. But no one accused these guys of being smart.  Anwar's brain decides that Jesse sucks at doing the one thing he is supposed to be doing - bringing in Helga the Virgin. So what does he do? Why he calls her loving mom on the phone and asks where the gently caress shes at! Her mom unwittingly just tells this bodyless organ that she went to the beach cove with her boyfriend. Anwar and Jesse know they have to act fast before her boyfriend deflowers her at this romantic seaweed smelling poo poo-cove.  Instead of going down there himself Jesse passes the task along to his brother Joey. Joey begins his leisurely drive down to the beach when suddenly a man in the road who is in desperate need of help appears. Like any good serial killer Joey runs him the gently caress over in the same vein as the ending of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's really quite brutal.  Now here is where the movie started to kind of lose me. So we know Joey is headed down to the beach to kill Helga the Virgin. However when he gets there he finds some other random lady and her boyfriend. Boyfriend of the Year here is basically playing the "come on babyyyy" card and begins to more or less rape her. Maybe Joey just assumed this was the right bitch he was off to kill? I was having trouble paying attention during this part because my cat wanted to eat dinner and who am I to not feed my cat when he is hungry. http://i.imgur.com/8BMoOME.png Joey fucks up her boyfriend from behind (heh) by pushing him forward and smashing his face into the rocks. The random chick begins screaming and instead of running she back pedals slowly away. Joey swings his ax around like a lumberjack in training for menacing effect. What good is killing someone if you can't scare them first, right? http://i.imgur.com/VpiIlcv.jpg This bitch ain't no bitch though. She knows krav maga and promplty grabs Joey by the dick. A smart person would just begin hacking her to bits. Hell, even chop her arm off. But Joey stands there helplessly like the amateur tier killer he is. In fact I think he kind of likes it.  This doesn't last too long and Joey gets lucky because a god drat stalactite falls from the top of the cove and buries itself deep inside her loving skull. WHAT. I think we are supposed to assume it was shaken lose from when her boyfriends face smashed into the rocks. But that isn't how rocks work.  Black Lady Cop and Italian Cop show up to the scene of the crime. I guess the boyfriend didn't actually die. Maybe Sheetar only requires sexy lady flesh? Anyway Italian Cop starts flailing his loving gun around in the air while he talks with his italian guy hands for effect. Chief doesn't appreciate any of this. He wants these killers caught NOW drat IT. In fact he doesn't even want to hear the bullshit they found out from Lady John Hammond. He just tells them to gently caress off and they better show him some results.  Back at the diner Joey and Jesse have a sit down with Anwar's brain. Anwar tells them they need to have as many people show up to their cool Lumarian feast as possible. Their game plan is to drug as many people as possible with... hunger pills? I guess that's a thing.  Having no distribution network of their own Jesse heads down to the local nightclub they visited previously in the movie. He sells the club owners the pills under the guise of being "fun" drugs. This movie is pre-90's MDMA so I am not sure what gave them the idea that people wanted to take drugs while clubbing as opposed to drinking. The club owners take the deal and they exchange $0 in funds and Jesse walks away having planted the seed for the perfect plan.  We get a cool flashback scene of Anwar's suicide by cop. It's not really important at all. In fact I think they only added this to the movie because they needed to get the most out of their police officer uniform rentals. Really though I think they were trying to say Anwar cursed the world on his way out.  Little Helga the Virgin has gone missing! Well, not totally missing. She's just with Jesse. But she didn't tell her parents before leaving to go out for the night and now they are just worried sick. Her poor dad is drinking himself to death. They call the cops and of course Italian Cop is first on the scene. He shows them a picture of their daughter, framed. They confirm that is indeed what she looks like, and then we get a slow ominous zoom in on the picture of Helga and Mickey Mouse there in the background. Cinematography at its finest everyone.  So where are Jesse and Helga? Well they are at Ye Olde Wrestling Match, of course. Joey has a fight scheduled with the wrestler he was previously watching on television, Little Jimmy Hitler. They have front row seats to the show! PS if you ever bring me on a date please bring me to an underground wrestling tournament that sounds rad as hell.  Of course Joey wins via Mike Tyson KO. As he bites into the flesh of Hitler blood goes everywhere and this is somehow a legal way to win a wrestling match. Helga wants to loving leave because she's now covered in blood. Boy is her face going to be red for more than one reason very soon.... Because they kidnap her.  One she is sufficiently bound and gagged they bring her into the diner and lay her on the table. Joey and Jesse begin to recite cool voodoo black magic chants from their ancient Egyptian spell book and heil Hitler.  Hitler. The fake Hitler that Joey beat up, not the real Hitler. Suddenly an intruder! Oh poo poo! Black Lady Cop has tracked the brothers down because Joey literally flashed his rear end at her at a red light in traffic. She threw a burger she was eating at him. Seriously this movie is a a loving masterpiece. What a wonderful reason for them being caught. But Black Lady Cop is a woman. And everyone knows women can't fight. So obviously she gets knocked the gently caress out and kidnapped as well. These two dudes just don't give a gently caress!  We then find out that Joey and Jesse's competition, weird ventriloquist chef man, has stolen Anwar's brain from their diner while they were dealing with Black Lady Cop. His motivation? To learn the secrets of their superior and delicious food it's human flesh. He doesn't seem to give too much of a poo poo that his new ingredient list includes human limbs. In fact he is so desperate for the recipe he claims "he would give his right arm for the recipes". That's dedication. The brothers easily track him down and start a mexican stand off using his ventriloquist dummy.  The foolish man loves that dummy more than he loves cooking good food, but more importantly it was a 2v1 so there wasn't much he could do about stopping them. True to bad writing he then literally gives his right arm after being captured.  While the brothers were out Italian Cop comes to rescue Black Lady Cop. What a hero. Oh, but he basically tells her that if she wants to be rescued and not hacked to bits she has to gently caress him. Being hung by her neck puts her in a position to oblige.  Now that the Lumarian feast is fully prepared and the drugs have been given to the night club the only thing left to do is bring Helga the Virgin and Franken-Sheetar to the club. They make a quick trip being careful not to spill their giant jar of cum.  When they get to the club the place is already bumpin. The band on stage is looking hot, the back up dancers are dressed as Hitler, and the lead singer pulls a sausage out of his speedo to be cut up and fed to the audience from the stage. These guys are basically Rammstein but cooler.  Everyone starts to take the hunger pills aka "drugs". They are forcing them into their dates mouths, blowing them off the club bar, and I'm pretty sure one guy in the bathroom was shoving them in his rear end. Perfectly timed for the arrival of Jesse and Joey and their sacrifice.  The drugs start to take hold, things start getting weird. A snow leopard print pony wearing shades shows up on stage. poo poo is about to get real.  Jesse and Joey push their way to the front and hop on stage and begin their ritual sacrifice. However, no one really notices because by this time they are all slowly being turned into loving zombies from those hunger pills. Though I suppose their ritual doesn't require anyone pays attention to them.  Even though Helga has not been sacrificed yet Sheetar's body springs to life! Sadly the first thing she sees after 5 million years of being dead is this cluster gently caress. Poor Sheetar. She must have no idea what the gently caress is going on. Imagine being dead for 5 million years and waking up to a bunch of people in a club in 1987 wearing spandex and eating each other. She probably has PTSD now.  Black Lady Cop turns into loving Rambo and starts letting lead fly in a fully packed night club. This scene really is beginning to get my Pulse pounding  Italian Cop is there too doing his best to help murder as many zombies as he can. Special guest appearances by Eric Wareheim and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.  Sheetar takes control of the situation and begins shooting lightning out her hands and blowing people the gently caress up. Oh, she also grew a giant pussy with teeth on her stomach magically. She is Sheetar, she can do whatever the gently caress she wants. http://i.imgur.com/TaMiHXr.jpg Jesse begins trying to feed Helga to Sheetar's pussy stomach. He isn't quick enough and Italian Cop blasts him in the face with a clean shot. Open carry saves lives.  Joey sees his brothers skull explode and decides to take action. He's going to kill Italian Cop and avenge his brother. Too bad his plan goes to poo poo and Italian Cop karate kicks him directly into Sheetar's pussy stomach. While Joey's upper body is swallowed up Black Lady Cop and Italian Cop make their escape. Best to abandon ship now. They don't get paid nearly enough to deal with this poo poo.  After everything is all said and done Chief shows up at the crime scene. He does some more pointing and finger waving and tells Black Lady Cop and Italian Cop they did a fine job. Only 400 casualties! You're promoted! Also I think they fall in love?  The last scene we see is Sheetar walking down the road. She is picked up by a man driving a sporty car and looking for a hot date. "What's your name?" he asks. "My name is Sheetar" she replies IN A MANS VOICE.  tranny alert  Roll credits WOW. What a wild ride. 5/5. The greatest movie ever made. Please watch this. This long winded review hardly did it justice.  The GIF Zone  http://i.imgur.com/PoZPYBb.gif  http://i.imgur.com/7kwGk2D.gif  http://i.imgur.com/47UdPzZ.gif       http://i.imgur.com/XFXWWlV.gif <--- A very good GIF
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you should start a blog
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Jun 18, 2016 03:27
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pity reply
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Jun 18, 2016 03:28
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 good job???
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https://vine.co/v/e9KPWaXLuiX
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Jun 18, 2016 03:32
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You are such a square.
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Jun 18, 2016 03:38
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haha nice dude
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Jun 18, 2016 04:49
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satanic splash-back posted:you should start a blog I started a podcast but you're not invited to listen
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Jun 18, 2016 16:25
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:You are such a square.
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Jun 18, 2016 16:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSAFBH0UgHo watch better movies op
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Jun 18, 2016 16:47
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im gaye posted:watch better movies op
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Jun 18, 2016 16:48
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Good lord this is a serious effort op. Thank you, windows 98. Content is content, while most of us are content with shitposting. May your shovel stay sharp and your enemies weak of cranium
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Jun 18, 2016 16:53
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Good lord this is a serious effort op. windows's biggest crime is rating bloodsucking freaks 2/5 actually
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Jun 18, 2016 17:02
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Good thread windows!! loving lol I had completely forgotten about blood diner
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Jun 18, 2016 17:07
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im gaye posted:windows's biggest crime is rating bloodsucking freaks 2/5 actually 
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Jun 18, 2016 17:20
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im gaye posted:windows's biggest crime is rating bloodsucking freaks 2/5 actually Yea I enjoyed it more than he did by far.
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Jun 18, 2016 17:22
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Thanks for reminding me of blood feast! They did make a sequel. Had its moments. Couple laughs I remember
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Jun 18, 2016 17:40
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blood feast is the pinnacle of cinema and also the kettle drum
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Jun 18, 2016 17:49
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I love Blood Diner from way back. I agree completely. It is very very good and the threadshitters here can eat my dick!
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Jun 18, 2016 17:50
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Windows 98 posted:
My favorite part is where one of them cuts a bunch of fingers off someone, deep fries them and then serves the (as what?) to vegans. Like you wouldn't notice all the bones and poo poo.
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Jun 18, 2016 17:55
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this movie could kick citizen kane's rear end!
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Jun 18, 2016 18:13
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donkey salami posted:Thanks for reminding me of blood feast! I did see that a sequel was made but I am not sure how they planned on improving something that was already perfect.
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Jun 18, 2016 18:38
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I for one appreciate the effort made regardless of whether or not i will read the OP Keep on doing you win98
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Jun 18, 2016 18:46
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haha I love bob's burgers
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ButteCysts posted:I for one appreciate the effort made regardless of whether or not i will read the OP
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Jun 18, 2016 18:57
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dissapointed there's no gif of the electric knife making the butt jiggle because I'm way into butts and also cannibalism.
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WitchFetish posted:dissapointed there's no gif of the electric knife making the butt jiggle because I'm way into butts and also cannibalism. I can make a few GIFs later. I actually attempted to make a few GIFs but the file is too massive for photoshop. Premiere doesn't support .mkv, and when I opened the converted .mp4 file (made with VLC) the file appeared to be corrupted or disturbed by DRM. Not sure, it was split screen and all tinted green. I will record some stuff with OBS and make some GIFs from that instead of trying to pull them directly from the file. Unless someone has a better method. It will be a few hours though because I'm going to be watching the Warcraft movie soon.
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Windows 98 posted:I can make a few GIFs later. I actually attempted to make a few GIFs but the file is too massive for photoshop. Premiere doesn't support .mkv, and when I opened the converted .mp4 file (made with VLC) the file appeared to be corrupted or disturbed by DRM. Not sure, it was split screen and all tinted green. I will record some stuff with OBS and make some GIFs from that instead of trying to pull them directly from the file. Unless someone has a better method. It will be a few hours though because I'm going to be watching the Warcraft movie soon. If you're making gifs, hushpuppy head lady would be a good one.
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Jun 18, 2016 23:29
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Geez that was a good op. Tits, murder, and a whole lotta lols!
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Germans are loving weird
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I made some GIFs for you to enjoy! Gonna add them to the OP as well. http://i.imgur.com/PoZPYBb.gif http://i.imgur.com/7kwGk2D.gif http://i.imgur.com/47UdPzZ.gif http://i.imgur.com/XFXWWlV.gif <--- A very good GIF
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Jun 19, 2016 00:30
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i think forums poster windows 98 is only as good as windows 95
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Jun 19, 2016 01:08
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Malf posted:i think forums poster windows 98 is only as good as windows 95 Who is he? I will fight him.
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Movie owns. Easily one of my favorite bad horror movies.
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Jun 19, 2016 02:51
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this is a good post i like this post
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Atma posted:this is a good post Thank you to you and the others not making GBS threads on it. I know it's a long read but I promise it's worth it!
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Jun 19, 2016 16:48
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I would rather watch this than There's Nothing Out There which was not a good movie.
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fyodor posted:I would rather watch this than There's Nothing Out There which was not a good movie. Yeah that was a bad call. I'm sorry I wasted an hour and a half of your life  We can watch this next movie night maybe. There's Nothing Out There was very bad.
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