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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

is there some reason you couldn't just take a dump in the sink and then run the garbage disposal?

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

this way i could turn my bathroom into a beer brewing room cause i have a lot of beer stuff but my apartment isn't that big.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
put your dick in the garbage disposal ('cause it's a garbage dick)

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
ive tried but the dishes make it hard to flush

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

probably start using paper plates more because of that

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
if its too big u have to break it up with an egg whisk first

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
save money on hops and just poo poo directly into the carboy full of your disgusting homebrew

something something brown ale

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Just poo poo in a little basket and get some Mylar balloons. Send your poop into space! :nexus:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

if its too big u have to break it up with an egg whisk first



i think i could get around that by drinking lots of coffee all the time

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
just put a wire mesh strainer in there and empty it into the waste bin when you're done. saves on electricity and water

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Send your poop into space! :nexus:
its already at uranus

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

big black turnout posted:

just put a wire mesh strainer in there and empty it into the waste bin when you're done. saves on electricity and water

but i like the sound the disposal makes

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

sometimes i just run it for several minutes

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hell yeah

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
you can also save on toilet paper by wiping your rear end with a dish sponge, like the romans! just be sure to rinse it out after

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Hey op any hot tips for a chump that is slowly dying in sweltering heat because his electric company is terrible

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I just take a dump wherever I feel like. I'm in India btw.

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I poo poo in the top tank of the toilet.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Hey op any hot tips for a chump that is slowly dying in sweltering heat because his electric company is terrible

pour water over your head then ride around on a motorcycle for a natural cooling effect.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


lmao my balls off if you dont just kick poo poo down the shower drain. two birds one drain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7hIk_jZww&t=57s

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

day 1 of sink toilet is going good so far

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

"Sports" tag

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Hell Yeah posted:

day 1 of sink toilet is going good so far

I would be very interested in seeing pics.
Not for research, mind you.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Disposals are pretty good at taking on odors, so unless you want to give your turds an ice and lemon chaser, I'd avoid it.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
hell yeah

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
poo poo in a bag and throw away the bag. it is a perfect system.

Opie_Yates
Nov 30, 2010

Takane posted:

I poo poo in the top tank of the toilet.

Ahh, the dreaded "Upper Decker"!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Hell Yeah posted:

day 1 of sink toilet is going good so far

what's her name?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
making GBS threads in the garbage disposal is for the lazy man who is either too weak or impatient to waffle stomp their turds down the drain while they take a shower.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I don't have a garbage disposal.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

I am Toni Lippi posted:

making GBS threads in the garbage disposal is for the lazy man who is either too weak or impatient to waffle stomp their turds down the drain while they take a shower.

i have a routine for the shower ok. it's a system i can't just be adding new things to it.

Captain Video
Apr 4, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46rTXK1G0tk&t=47s

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Hell Yeah posted:

is there some reason you couldn't just take a dump in the sink and then run the garbage disposal?

Goes to the same place so I guess that's fine. Just wash your dishes in the bathroom sink.

Squatting is better for you anyways. Don't slip or you're going to bust your tailbone.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

How far down the pipe does the garbage disposal sit? Any chance you could get your dick mangled if you slipped and fell on your rear end?

I'm not sure garbage disposals are even legal over here, they seem like a good way to have your sewer system overrun by well fed rats and alligators

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

TK-42-1 posted:

what's her name?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Without rats and alligators, the Pennywises will starve.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

What would your toilet snake eat if you did that though?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Why don't they install disposals in toilets?

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

ChrisHansen posted:

Why don't they install disposals in toilets?

Those golf ball gifs are a lot less impressive when you watch them get shredded

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