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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I farted

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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Farted again, this ones a stinker.

Also, mods - pin this.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


just assume i would've posted in this thread like 15 times every time i get away from the group of people i'm hanging out with for a few minutes

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Just did a squeeker

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i do not fart now, it is ramamadan, op!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I just farted. Probably will do it again soon.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Just did a fart and it sounded like that thing the singer from Korn does.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I just farted. My cat was asleep in my lap and it woke him up, now he's grumpy.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
enjoy your ban asdhole http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=448487743

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



posting about my fart in an itt thread itt

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

my farts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM&t=18s

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I just farted and it was the ghost of Prince and he blew me a kiss

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
p00000000st

i clicked reply as i farted.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i can't be certain i didn't rip a few in my sleep last night so i'm going to post just to be safe

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Postin'

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I just farted and Hulk Hogan sued my hole

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

oh my goodness!

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Just farted and a Treskilling Yellow stamp shot out

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i farted a while back sorry im just getting around to posting about it now

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I farted and it was a C64 style rasta bar

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Farted and a goon fell out and puked on my sofa

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I farted while pissing a few minutes ago, sorry for the late post
e: oh, there's a legit one

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Flesh Forge posted:

I farted while pissing a few minutes ago, sorry for the late post
e: oh, there's a legit one

I farted out of my dick 5 times

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
6 times.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
And a fresh one from the anal that smelled like sour grape flavoured nerds

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
i did a fart

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Breakfast was boiled eggs and black coffee so I'm straight rollin on high octane fartz my man

rear end sounding like the last 20 minutes of Rambo 4, just thunk thunk thunk boom with chunks of meat flying out of my rancid sweaty dickhole hell yeah my brother

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Farted.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Had diarrhea, some explosive farts came out with it. might still have more in the arsenal

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Just farted and it was the insides of a aweome crepe

Come the gently caress om people

dont be brash or shy

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
just let out a ripper and i have a wound near my anus so hopefully i didnt get poop in it??

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Just farted and it made my depression worse

goosh
Jun 17, 2016

by zen death robot
in4 the farts

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Rasta_Al posted:

Just farted and it made my depression worse

Try huffing farts, you worthless piece of poo poo.

Also i just farted

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Okay I farted again and it smells like it might be butt cancer. Oh god

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Farted during a nap and woke myself up

www
Aug 4, 2010

posting from the toilet

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I got out of my car a ripped a huge seltzer fart and then noticed the car next to me was occupied with the door open. I smiled at the old lady who I think was pretending nothing happened (she was mortified I could tell)

Svdl
May 9, 2006

Around the world
Checking in.

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Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I get real gassy when I exercise. :saddowns:

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