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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Make your cheat food something expensive so you won't eat as much

Example : celebrity cum

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pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
Did anyone say cum yet

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

criscodisco posted:

Every day is a cheat day when you smoke pot.

When I did this it was always as much watermelon, strawberries, oranges, apples, grapes and mangoes I could shove in my gob.

In other words, my cheat day is gorging on fruits :gay:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

donkey salami posted:

Make your cheat food something expensive so you won't eat as much

Example : celebrity cum

there was the guy who served up liposuction meatballs in a can

and the japanese guy who sauteed his junk

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
The best answer is chocolate filled pastry and doughnuts.

The common answer is Korean BBQ.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


VendaGoat posted:

When I did this it was always as much watermelon, strawberries, oranges, apples, grapes and mangoes I could shove in my gob.

In other words, my cheat day is gorging on fruits :gay:

protip don't smoke and then eat an entire pineapple

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

protip don't smoke and then eat an entire pineapple

Been there done it, but I also buy a second one to shove up my rear end, fronds first.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Twink rear end, mostly.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hell Yeah posted:

my dr says i need to lose 10 lbs or i'll never find a good husband, so i'm on a diet right now. I thought being on a diet would suck but actually i am quite enjoying it. the best part of being on a diet is something ppl call "cheat day" where, for a specific amount of hours, you may eat whatever you want. i have found myself for the last two weeks i've been on a diet daydreaming of things i will eat on cheat day, especially on days that i get very hungry.

here is a list of stuff i've eaten on my cheat day:
1. A small pepperoni pizza folded in half with 3 mcdonalds dbl cheeseburgers inside.
2. a doritos locos taco wrapped like a double decker inside a cheesey melt, wrapped inside a giant chipotle carne asada burrito.
3.

4. 4 schlitz american lagers poured into a frosty 64 oz mug with 3 scoops of vanilla ice cream on top. i call this one a schlitz cooler and it's great for these hot summer days we are having.
5. just an entire bucket of kfc chicken. no breasts only legs and thighs. also a small cole slaw
6. 64 oz big gulp filled with orange slurpee and vanilla coffee creamer it's a orange julius.

since everyone in gbs is probably on a diet, or should be, what do you eat on your cheat day?

I tried the schlitz cooler thing but with shaefer and it was pretty good.

Going to try the orange Julius next

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I replace all 9 of my small, daily meals with beer.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
Did anyone say your wife's pussy yet?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

4outof5 posted:

Did anyone say your wife's pussy yet?

i'm married to your mom.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



A pussy belonging to a girl who isn't my girlfriend.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I'll allow myself a piece of sugarfree gum if I'm feeling especially naughty

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I thought a cheat day was when you can cheat on your spouse, on tests and didn't have to follow the speed limit.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.


i wish i was legally allowed to own guns so i could eat one of these on my next cheat day

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
ziggy piggy

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

At least a liter of beer...

Every day is cheat day :smith:

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
The quivering souls of fat bastards even though their omega-6/omega-3 ratio is all hosed up.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Cabbage.

For real, it's like a delicacy.

client
Aug 19, 2010

pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



client posted:

pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast

LOL YOU EAT PIECES OF poo poo FOR BREAKFAST?

client
Aug 19, 2010

vyst posted:

LOL YOU EAT PIECES OF poo poo FOR BREAKFAST?

noo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Thin Privilege posted:

Cabbage.

For real, it's like a delicacy.

Do you live on a ship or something

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
A bucket of sweetened lard

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxYnG5ZVShI

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

4outof5 posted:

Did anyone say your wife's pussy yet?

eat day aint cheat day

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

vyst posted:

LOL YOU EAT PIECES OF poo poo FOR BREAKFAST?

ha ha owned

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Same as usual but I don't cook the bacon or squirts

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