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Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

greetings brothers and sisters! due to high demand, i will now lend the SA forums my expert critic analysis on virtually anything. i graduated top of my class from the university of phoenix with a Ph.D. in criticism and i will tell you if your favourite book/movie/tv show/magazine/anime/gun/city/videogame/food/car/whatever is any good or not.

i usually charge $300/hr and giving my services away like this for free never happens but i have decided to give back to the SA community.

so post anything, and i will grade it!

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

the macho man randy savage rap album

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

My favourite thing is someone telling me that my favourite thing is not good.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Happy Bear Suit posted:

greetings brothers and sisters! due to high demand, i will now lend the SA forums my expert critic analysis on virtually anything. i graduated top of my class from the university of phoenix with a Ph.D. in criticism and i will tell you if your favourite book/movie/tv show/magazine/anime/gun/city/videogame/food/car/whatever is any good or not.

i usually charge $300/hr and giving my services away like this for free never happens but i have decided to give back to the SA community.

so post anything, and i will grade it!

uncut penises

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

symbolic posted:

the macho man randy savage rap album
one of the defining moments of a music generation. best album ever made, or merely of all time? you be the judge.

A++

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

caucasoid death

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Star Trek: Voyager

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Penis

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Happy Bear Suit posted:

one of the defining moments of a music generation. best album ever made, or merely of all time? you be the judge.

A++

that doesnt actually exist.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

uncut penises
going au naturel the way god and nature intended is pure and healthy.

10/10 8=====D's

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that doesnt actually exist.
burn the heretic

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

the macho man randy savage rap album

Be a man hulk

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Bad movies

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Weed

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bepis

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Pepsi is good, better than RC Cola

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


op's posting

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


mowing the lawn on a riding mower while drinkin' a cold brewski

geekybones
Apr 30, 2009
anime

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



the 1987 paul verhoven action/scifi film "robocop"

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Anime is trash and you are trash if you like anime

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
sourz, artisanal beer and cider

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Windows 98 posted:

Anime is trash and you are trash if you like anime

:agreed:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Giant moray eels in the red sea.

Korean Barbecue Slut
Aug 6, 2009
Vintage stratocasters
Pre-CBS

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i like promiscuous blondes

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

i like promiscuous blondes

Do they like you?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
zamfir

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I like telling lies all the time that sound true so people believe them

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

amityville anus posted:

I like telling lies all the time that sound true so people believe them

me too buddy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hazelnuts.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Happy Bear Suit posted:

greetings brothers and sisters! due to high demand, i will now lend the SA forums my expert critic analysis on virtually anything. i graduated top of my class from the university of phoenix with a Ph.D. in criticism and i will tell you if your favourite book/movie/tv show/magazine/anime/gun/city/videogame/food/car/whatever is any good or not.

i usually charge $300/hr and giving my services away like this for free never happens but i have decided to give back to the SA community.

so post anything, and i will grade it!

Satan

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

robert dyer, gods gift to the consumer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AieGrO8D5Ao

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Do they like you?

nobody likes me FYI

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like you Kuato

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Punching myself in the stomach

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

amityville anus posted:

I like telling lies all the time that sound true so people believe them

Is that a lie

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Weed

Edit-
:hf:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Kuato posted:

nobody likes me FYI

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Changing my answer to when the op participates in his thread :rolleyes:

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