existential nihilism megathread: post here whenever nothing fucking matters

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I approve. :patriot:

# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:13

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:14

Elusif: Jun 9, 2008

You are all dumb idiot heads!

# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:24

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

when u think about it no thread is 'mega' in the face of the cosmic void

# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:41

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

Zombie Boat posted:

Man you really let a break up mess you up this much? Breh, you're single. I'm going to tell you what my friend told me after my divorce.

Go find the fattest nastiest chick at the bar and slam whale holy grail. You need a slump buster.

Pull your head out of your rear end. There's over 6 billion people on this rock. Don't hope for just your death, hope for the execution of all things.

lol if you think i am like this because i got divorced

i got divorced because i am like this

lot of amateur psychologists in this philosophy thread

# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:33

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

smoke weed imo

# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:39

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

yeah but what's the point

poo poo doesn't matter

# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:41

Cyber Punk 90210: Jan 7, 2004; The War Has Changed

Just watched Elon Musk talk about how we're all very likely living in a simulation generated by aliens or something.

gently caress this gay simulation.

Cyber Punk 90210 fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Jun 19, 2016

# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:15

Cyber Punk 90210: Jan 7, 2004; The War Has Changed

also

drat horror queefs posted:

smoke weed imo

# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:16

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

I want some of Elons weed

# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:40

Faffel: Dec 31, 2008; A bouncy little mouse!

I long for death because of the current state of SomethingAwful forums. They're active.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:14

ferroque: Oct 27, 2007

i have no direction in life

catharsis through live performance and carnal desire are the only things that i care about

weed and alcohol pass the time until i'm there

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:39

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:43

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Hell Yeah posted:

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:45

ZearothK: Aug 25, 2008; I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

That's how souls are lost - people just fall asleep... Souls are heavy after all.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:47

Macnult: Jul 7, 2013

Nihilism is just pessimistic laziness imo

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:48

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Hell Yeah posted:

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:50

Faffel: Dec 31, 2008; A bouncy little mouse!

Macnult posted:

Nihilism is just pessimistic laziness imo

Laziness is nihilism without perspective

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:54

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

yeah, sure, this is fine

but you shouldn't really have feelings about it either way - negative or positive

just recognize that poo poo doesn't matter and embrace your impending death

hopefully it comes for us all, sooner rather than later

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:58

suspicious donkey!: Jun 26, 2013

lotsa slave mentality itt

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:59

suspicious donkey!: Jun 26, 2013

these forums are only a bridge to the uberposter

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:00

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i dont care OP

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:02

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

Chinatown posted:

i dont care OP

i always liked you, chinatown

not that it matters

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:05

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

Tuxedo Gin posted:

yeah, sure, this is fine

but you shouldn't really have feelings about it either way - negative or positive

just recognize that poo poo doesn't matter and embrace your impending death

hopefully it comes for us all, sooner rather than later

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:19

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

I can't possibly post in this thread every moment of existence from its crass beginning to its mewling and helpless end, so I won't.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 22:09

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

Pvt.Scott posted:

I can't possibly post in this thread every moment of existence from its crass beginning to its mewling and helpless end, so I won't.

it's okay

no big deal

whenever you feel like it is fine. doesn't really matter either way.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 22:31

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism dude, at least its an ethos

# ? Jun 19, 2016 22:53

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism dude, at least its an ethos

gas the jews

gas everyone

who cares

makes no difference

# ? Jun 19, 2016 22:58

Ben Murphy: Sep 9, 2001; I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

--no one

# ? Jun 19, 2016 23:04

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

I'm one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break!!

# ? Jun 19, 2016 23:04

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Tuxedo Gin posted:

lol i am like divorced

i divorced this

Divorce caring bro

# ? Jun 19, 2016 23:11

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

divorce was the best move I ever made because now there is nobody to give me poo poo about leaving the toilet seat up or slitting my wrists in the bathtub

# ? Jun 19, 2016 23:13

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

yeah the worst part about being married is somebody is always around to call the cops and get you committed whenever you try to end it all

# ? Jun 19, 2016 23:16

Faffel: Dec 31, 2008; A bouncy little mouse!

I smoke a lot of weed and its cool but it also means I have more impetus to work and thats really annoying. Nothing matters, so I don't want to expend a single unnecessary calorie on work but I need it to get the drug. I should go off the grid, make a weed farm and literally become weedeater.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 23:25

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

see i don't smoke weed or drink

so i don't have to work at all

just lie here in bed waiting for death

# ? Jun 19, 2016 23:29

Faffel: Dec 31, 2008; A bouncy little mouse!

I more or less enjoy life, I am also completely nihilistic. I got so depressed I came out the other side. You should try it. Where I live they don't let me lay in bed all day and get my internet paid for, even though it's Canada and apparently that's what its like here???

# ? Jun 19, 2016 23:32