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Tectonis posted:I saw a headline that said "Chekov dead in car accident" and I thought they meant Walter Koenig and I got sad. Then I heard it was JJChekov and I stopped being sad. Am I a monster? I heard the last thing he saw was a whole bunch of lens flare and a bumper.
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I know he's a Rooskie but he's like retahded or something
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Bip Roberts posted:Lol, apparently his Grand Cherokee was recalled for having an emergency break that released. Then you get to the bottom and... Correction: The issue was related to whether a car was in “Park” and not related to the parking brake as an earlier version of this story suggested. hur hur this whole article is wrong, but we're leaving it up neway.
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Jun 20, 2016 03:03
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Honestly, if you drive a Jeep you deserve to be killed by your own vehicle.
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Jun 20, 2016 03:07
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Microwaves Mom posted:Honestly, if you drive a Jeep you deserve to be killed by your own vehicle. lolling how a celeb would even own one of those shitbox cars.
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Jun 20, 2016 03:09
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donkey salami posted:Never go in the neutral zone 
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Jun 20, 2016 03:11
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Bob James posted:His final moment was ascending into heaven through a lens flare. once there he will have the poo poo beaten out of him by gene roddenberry and jfk
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Jun 20, 2016 03:23
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Jeep doesn't give a poo poo if the cold war is over, they're gonna keep killing Russkies until every one of them commie bastards are dead. 
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Jun 20, 2016 03:30
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Microwaves Mom posted:Honestly, if you drive a Jeep you deserve to be killed by your own vehicle. what about our boys fighting the scum of hitlerism in europe? they drive jeeps. are you saying the greatest generation should die? 
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Jun 20, 2016 03:39
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What a lovely way to go. Assuming he was standing while it happened it could have caused one or even two of his femurs to break. One femur breaking can cause anywhere from 1L of blood loss all the up to 3L of blood loss. Breaking 1 of them could lead to a slow death as you bleed out, go into shock, and eventually die. Even worse if it was high enough to crush his pelvis. Just a lovely way to die.
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Jun 20, 2016 04:38
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Microwaves Mom posted:Honestly, if you drive a Jeep you deserve to be killed by your own vehicle. I had a newer Jeep Unlimited and it had nothing but bullshit sensor issues, and my boss has one and its basically a lawn ornament for the same reason but I'm sure both instances were an aberration.
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Jun 20, 2016 04:41
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it put deeze tirres on heez earres
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Jun 20, 2016 04:51
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Ork of Fiction posted:Then you get to the bottom and... http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2016/04/22/fiat-chrysler-orders-huge-car-suv-recall-after-41-injuries/83398618/ It's close enough to being correct. Apparently 41 people have been injured by their vehicles due to poor design of the shifter. It looks like you can accidentally put it in neutral from drive by neglecting to hold the shifter forward for long enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUWVYrpd-3g
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Jun 20, 2016 05:06
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he knew too much. gtfoutta dodge
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Jun 20, 2016 05:14
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[gasping for air] i really wish i was smart enough to put it in park [consciousness fading] if only i had remembered to somehow stop my vehicle from rolling, with me outside it [bleeds to death over the course of hours]
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Jun 20, 2016 05:17
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I can sorta understand leaving the car in neutral by accident, it's dumb but not unheard of. I don't really get how you'd get caught by the car though like you think you'd hear it rolling or something and have time to get out of the way. I wonder if he tried to stop it or something.
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Jun 20, 2016 05:18
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satanic splash-back posted:[gasping for air] i really wish i was smart enough to put it in park [consciousness fading] if only i had remembered to somehow stop my vehicle from rolling, with me outside it [bleeds to death over the course of hours]
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Jun 20, 2016 05:20
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Jun 20, 2016 05:30
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green room rules. i don't know much about Star Trek because i'm an adult.
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Jun 20, 2016 05:36
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In Soviet Russia, car parks YOU! -Chekov Smirnov
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WatermelonGun posted:green room rules. i don't know much about Star Trek because i'm an adult. Whoa. 2edgy4me
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XK posted:http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2016/04/22/fiat-chrysler-orders-huge-car-suv-recall-after-41-injuries/83398618/ i wonder if in american law issuing a recall absolves the company from wrongful death suits
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Jun 20, 2016 06:10
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i didnt know who he was rip
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Jun 20, 2016 06:21
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satanic splash-back posted:[gasping for air] i really wish i was smart enough to put it in park [consciousness fading] if only i had remembered to somehow stop my vehicle from rolling, with me outside it [bleeds to death over the course of hours] this is pretty funny if you imagine him doing the Chekov voice
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Jun 20, 2016 06:31
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ghost wide the wessel
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Jun 20, 2016 06:37
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One time my friends dad got up to go to work and his car wouldnt start so he pulled his truck up hood to hood to jump it but the truck was stick and old and the parking brake didnt hold so it rolled and pinned him against the car A kind passerby heard him screaming and came to help but he didnt know how to drive stick. He tried to back the truck up following friend dad instructions but kept stalling and rocking and rollin truck grinding friend dads legs into car as he yelled in agony and now he walks with a cane because his knee was mashed repeatedly, thanks ignorant lazy americans and your automatic trannies By the way automatic tranny is the name of the porn im watching, full circle
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DOMDOM posted:One time my friends dad got up to go to work and his car wouldnt start so he pulled his truck up hood to hood to jump it but the truck was stick and old and the parking brake didnt hold so it rolled and pinned him against the car couldnt you just push the car off him at that point or was it like a super steep hill?
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Jun 20, 2016 06:49
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So what do they do with a Jeep Grand Cherokee that killed an actor due to a defective shifter File off the VIN and sell it as a salvage?
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Jun 20, 2016 06:54
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DOMDOM posted:trannies wow, really
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Jun 20, 2016 06:58
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Really messed up and stupid way to go. I'd like to think half the Goons who quit posting here years ago died in similar easily preventable ways; a lot of choking on food incidents (pretzels, popcorn, etc.), maybe some WOW sessions gone awry, cleaning a loaded weapon.
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smoobles posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3649368/Star-Trek-actor-Anton-Yelchin-dies-car-crash-age-27.html PIIIIIIISSS
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DOMDOM posted:One time my friends dad got up to go to work and his car wouldnt start so he pulled his truck up hood to hood to jump it but the truck was stick and old and the parking brake didnt hold so it rolled and pinned him against the car
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he was a believable young reese in tiv, copied some of michael biehn's mannerisms and made it his own, which is nicer to see than whatever jai whatever was doing sad to see actors who can actually act get killed, i fuckin hope that stick was faulty and shifted on its own or he was drunk or some such poo poo and not a dumbass who left his car in neutral on a hill then got behind it
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Jun 20, 2016 09:01
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I wonder why he didn't just commando roll out of the way
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Jun 20, 2016 09:08
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I knew it was all over the second they put him in a red shirt.
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Titan posted:What a lovely way to go. keep going
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He was honestly one of the few good parts of the first movie, I like how the computer couldn't recognize his commands through his thick stereotype accent
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Titan posted:What a lovely way to go. I once broke both my femurs (femii?). Did not bleed out though. Sucky summer with both legs straight out in casts for 8 weeks. C-, will not want to break again.
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Ork of Fiction posted:I will not care about this event until Wee Stubby Nublet checks in. Ha! Ork, all I can come up with is: Chekov: Chekmate, your move! Ork of Fiction: Well, you sure ain't moving again. Chekov: I'm not holding my breath for you to make a move. OoF: I know you're not Chekov. I know. *waits patiently* OoF: I thought Russians were supposed to be good at chess? Chekov: *gasping* Aaaaand "end scene"
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