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Bernie says why not go for it?quote:Bernie Sanders has gotten 6,700 people to sign up to say ‘YES’ I want to run as a Progressive for public office. That's 6,700 incompetents on the left now running for office at local and state levels! But I think there is room for more - more goons Please speak out fellow politicians of GBS and tell us what you're going to run for and your political platform. Come on guys, this is a chance for you to get involved in loving up your country!
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I'm going to run for the state assembly on a platform of: Banning anime, Reduced mountain dew and cheeto prices.
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Jun 19, 2016 22:57
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Governor Kyanka would get my vote (if I lived in America)
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Jun 19, 2016 22:57
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I'm a major rear end in a top hat, still not enough of an rear end in a top hat to run.
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Jun 19, 2016 23:02
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i just want to be a promiscuous intern
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Jun 19, 2016 23:03
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Azuth0667 posted:I'm going to run for the state assembly on a platform of: What vote are you going for here?
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Jun 19, 2016 23:03
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Comptroller or maybe the Transportation Board.
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Jun 19, 2016 23:07
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Enfield posted:i just want to be a promiscuous intern Ok, that's the right bait to get me to run for office
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Jun 19, 2016 23:07
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What with the poo poo people being talkin on me I don't think I'd stand a snowball in hell's chance. But I might be good for CIA or secret government since I'm so blackmailable.
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Jun 19, 2016 23:09
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Champenema posted:What with the poo poo people being talkin on me I don't think I'd stand a snowball in hell's chance. But I might be good for CIA or secret government since I'm so blackmailable. No bud - the blackmailable ones go straight to Congress
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Jun 19, 2016 23:16
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im gonna run on the "legalize heroin" platform
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Jun 19, 2016 23:20
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I prefer cycling to office
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Jun 19, 2016 23:23
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im gonna be trump
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Jun 19, 2016 23:38
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I don't want to run for office but I would like to seize an office in a gruesome coup d'etat, but then get voted into office every election after that because people are afraid of what would happen to their families if they voted against me.
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Jun 19, 2016 23:44
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I'll run for office. And I promise to never take a single dollar from any corporation or lobby or special interest group or nothing. And I won't win a single election.
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Jun 19, 2016 23:45
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Pawn 17 posted:What vote are you going for here? The milleninial vote.
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Jun 20, 2016 05:42
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what sort of nuclear football does a town councilman get
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Jun 20, 2016 05:58
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Sadly I live in Waukesha County, Wisconsin, which is slightly to the right politically of Nazi Germany.
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Jun 20, 2016 06:09
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Infidel Castro posted:Sadly I live in Waukesha County, Wisconsin, which is slightly to the right politically of Nazi Germany. slightly to the right of national socialism is still a little too medium rare, my pinko friend. perhaps you need some time in the cheese mines to rethink your libelous slander against the county government
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Jun 20, 2016 06:29
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This is actually a really good idea and if you think it won't be paying massive dividends in 10-20 years, lol @u.
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Jun 20, 2016 06:32
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Azuth0667 posted:I'm going to run for the state assembly on a platform of: I think he need to go back to the drawing board, banning anime will alienate your base of autistic shut-ins.
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Jun 20, 2016 07:32
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Dreddout posted:I think he need to go back to the drawing board, banning anime will alienate your base of autistic shut-ins. No no see were going to comabt that by letting people vote from tumblr and inside their prcious mmos.
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Jun 20, 2016 13:22
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i want want to run for office one day, but local politics is a dog show. my plan is to cultivate a large twitter following that i will parlay into a direct bid for senate
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Jun 20, 2016 13:31
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i hate having to run for office which is why i make sure to leave home a little early every day
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Jun 20, 2016 13:32
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I elected I will steal public funds
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Jun 20, 2016 13:39
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SirEvelynTremble posted:
A full list of current politicians that are not incompetent List end.
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Jun 20, 2016 13:40
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I wanna run for office what is the local office that pays the most for the least amount of work? do local offices even pay anything at all? Just gimme a big stipend.
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Jun 20, 2016 14:49
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:I wanna run for office what is the local office that pays the most for the least amount of work? do local offices even pay anything at all? Become the Vice President. You get paid to do nothing but sit around and hope the president doesn't die or that the Senate doesn't tie a vote.
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Jun 20, 2016 14:53
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Like, I don't want to actually be overtly corrupt but i'll def let anyone who wants to try to grease the wheels of democracy take me out for free meals.
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Jun 20, 2016 14:53
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Become the Vice President. You get paid to do nothing but sit around and hope the president doesn't die or that the Senate doesn't tie a vote. I don't know if any goon could fill the shoes left behind by Diamond Joe Biden
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Jun 20, 2016 14:54
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These people will be about as effective as Bernie's campaign lmao
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Jun 20, 2016 14:54
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fits my needs posted:These people will be about as effective as Bernie's campaign lmao i don't want to be effective i want free lunch
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Jun 20, 2016 14:57
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The mayor around here ran unopposed for what I assume is the 4th or 5th time and that alone makes me want to run. There should at least be more than one name on the goddamn ballot. Also it's kinda hilarious how many public or even state officials/candidates just have like 0 web presence at all. I'm trying to figure out who I want to vote for and I'm googling names and it's just zilch. It probably wouldn't be all that hard to run for local office and snag a spot.
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Jun 20, 2016 17:04
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I don't want to run for office, I want to seize it.
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Jun 20, 2016 17:04
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"you gotta be a real low-life piece of poo poo to get involved with politics." - frank reynolds
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Jun 20, 2016 17:08
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Become the Vice President. You get paid to do nothing but sit around and hope the president doesn't die or that the Senate doesn't tie a vote. This is true, I saw it on the documentary "House of Cards". It is pretty good, you should check it out.
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Jun 20, 2016 17:12
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in Florida you can't get the backing of the Democratic Party to run for office unless you have $200k of your own "seed money" on day one lol
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Jun 20, 2016 17:15
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I want to run away from it
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Jun 20, 2016 17:16
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I think I might rather be set on fire than deal with politicians in any form at all. Ayup. Yup, I totally would. Where is my zippo at?
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i'm running on a platform of high education standards, and being really really weak on crime. like hey, if you guys don't want murderers to live with you, don't raise 'em to be one, but if you do, hey, that's your problem. oh and more bathroom rules. no one shits sitting down anymore
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