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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > MITB 2016: there are ten fucking matches on this card? also dont watch this

bartok: May 10, 2006

SilverMike posted:

This is a great match gimmick and shouldn't be on the preshow.

Got to give that spot to Corbin/Ziggler

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:11

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

breezango is the best thing in the company right now

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:23

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Just turned it on. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:24

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

They are selling the gently caress out of these sunburns, goddamn.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:24

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

breeze's nipples are falling off

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:24

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

I don't wanna brag but I just made hummus using garbanzo beans I cooked in my slow cooker.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:24

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Another month, another Sunday where I remember around 4pm "Oh gently caress, there's a wrestling thing on."

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:24

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

this entire angle is WWE taking a brave stance against skin cancer

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:24

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

SilverMike posted:

This is a great match gimmick and shouldn't be on the preshow.

eh, an entertaining comedy match is perfect for the preshow

as opposed to the last few PPVs where they had like a US Title match on the preshow

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:25

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Go RV! posted:

breezango is the best thing in the company right now

I really like their mashup theme.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:25

SilverMike: Sep 17, 2007; TBD

Pinwiz11 posted:

Just turned it on. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

Golden Truth turned up a tanning pod to 11 while Breezango were in it, now they're sunburned.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:25

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

So the faces are torturing people with sunburns, ok.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:25

TheHock: Jul 3, 2008; I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.

Stop shouting time calls, Chioda.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:25

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

SilverMike posted:

Golden Truth turned up a tanning pod to 11 while Breezango were in it, now they're sunburned.

Brilliant. Bravo.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:25

DeNomolos: Jan 10, 2013; mild mannered meatspin historian

when ur gettin over with your main dude and the boss finally sees how tall you are

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:26

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

"Hitting him harder than a dis track"

haha I love Maura

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:26

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

"Hitting him harder than a Diss track"

Mauro owns, hope he doesn't get ruined when Smackdown goes live.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:26

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Mauro just compared this sunburn joke match to Misawa and Kobashi. Neat!

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:26

bartok: May 10, 2006

Good on Goldust for bringing the atomic drop back

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:26

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I love that the counter to anything Breezango does is just to slap them.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:27

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

ITS A SQUASH BROTHA

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:27

abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

WHAT'S UP

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:27

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Well not going to see a better match than that tonight

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:27

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

abraham linksys posted:

WHAT'S UP

YEAH

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:27

Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

Did Goldust just yell "C'mon Ronny!"? It is his name but thats weird

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:27

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

gently caress dads

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:28

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Well not going to see a better match than that tonight

are you going to stop watching during the mitb and cena/aj?

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:28

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

wait the Dudleys have beef with the Dragons?

Why, and how did I forget this feud?

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:28

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Finally the rivalry between the dudleys and the lucha dragons will be settled.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:28

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Dudleys vs tiny dudes is usually good, and Kalisto is super good right now.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:29

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Someone get Graves a coffee!

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:29

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Not enough Banana Oil on those follicules, Breezango

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:29

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Ok, I was entertained, the rest of the ppv can be whatever now.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:29

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Go RV! posted:

are you going to stop watching during the mitb and cena/aj?

nah I'm just having a laugh

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:29

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Borrowed Ladder posted:

thats weird

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Goldust

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:29

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

StarkRavingMad posted:

that was the third time they said "wrestlemania-caliber matchups" so apparently that is our catchphrase of the night

Looks like the catch phrase is actually "the greatest money in the bank ever"

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:29

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

I only just now realized that I really missed Cesaro's red headphones.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:30

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

That was kinda pointless but I like that they're making it clear that Sami and Cesaro are friends.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:30

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

SomeMathGuy posted:

I only just now realized that I really missed Cesaro's red headphones.

Rip Tyson Kidd

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:30

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Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

man what's lita been all about these last two

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:30

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