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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I told her to check again after the Golden State/Cleveland game

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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah let me get right on killing that hobo babe the game is tied

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I didn't know you liked watching sports outside

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

call 911, or huff some gas with the weird hobo, both very good ideas.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
so you work from home :confused:

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Y'all gonna let me inside or what?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Is she mad because he didn't leave a tip?

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
anyone here into docking?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Turns out it's a shirtless dude drunkenly stumbling in the street.

I don't see this as 'very' creepy, I'm going to have words with her.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
ask her where she gets her stationary

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

why'd she give you a note i don't get it

is she mute or just fuckin stupid?

www
Aug 4, 2010

hah cool nice girlfriend haha

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Well don't just sit there send her outside to check it out!

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

That Robot posted:

ask her where she gets her stationary

The Girl Store. They also sell candles.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cool turn on the outside lights so she stops seeing ur reflection bud

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Go inside, OP.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

social vegan posted:

cool turn on the outside lights so she stops seeing ur reflection bud

I'm rocking the pantsless look, couldn't have been my reflection.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Hey op,

crabf
May 29, 2015
op sorry to break it to you but she's baiting you outside so she can lock the door behind you, i then come out of hiding from your closet, valiantly unsheathing my massive horse cock and then savagely gently caress her in her own bed

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

rip

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

crabf posted:

op sorry to break it to you but she's baiting you outside so she can lock the door behind you, i then come out of hiding from your closet, valiantly unsheathing my massive horse cock and then savagely gently caress her in her own bed

did you trim the horse cock down to a scabbard size or make a custom scabbard for your hosed up fetish??

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

CharlestonJew posted:

I didn't know you liked watching sports outside

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Did she mean you, Op?

crabf
May 29, 2015

Faffel posted:

did you trim the horse cock down to a scabbard size or make a custom scabbard for your hosed up fetish??

don't kink shame

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im into docking

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

crabf posted:

op sorry to break it to you but she's baiting you outside so she can lock the door behind you, i then come out of hiding from your closet, valiantly unsheathing my massive horse cock and then savagely gently caress her in her own bed

Why rely on feminine guile to achieve your cuckoldry? Why not simply slay the man with your phallus and then take what was his?

crabf
May 29, 2015

poopnanners posted:

Why rely on feminine guile to achieve your cuckoldry? Why not simply slay the man with your phallus and then take what was his?

i'm not the kind of guy to "slay men" with my dick if you catch my drift

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I'm a little confused as to why no one has yet asked why your gf is mute

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Drunk Nerds posted:

I'm a little confused as to why no one has yet asked why your gf is mute

like a good woman, she knows when the game is on you don't talk unless during commercial break.

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

crabf posted:

don't kink shame

i meant fetish more in the object sense

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I am ~*~your girlfriend~*~. I am scared of a guy outside. He is creepy. Hold me.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

everyone itt is outside the ops house :jackbud: :jackbud: :jackbud:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

dont sign your notes

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Zahgaegun posted:

Turns out it's a shirtless dude drunkenly stumbling in the street.

I don't see this as 'very' creepy, I'm going to have words with her.

Buy him an account, I would rather read this posts than yours.

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