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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
It's common knowledge that big, powerful weapons are super sexy. Ladies are still cool and all, but come on now, they can't really compete with a strong missile or a sabot round. And just like with porn seeing them in action is better than when they sit around and just pose.

I wonder if the military has any problems with this? Do soldiers walk around with boners most of the time ?? I mean look at this !



or this festive looking thing (the guys probably rubbed one off after the photo)



mhhhhh the power !



So long !!



Check the curves on these !!



Take that enemy !



I don't know how these seamen can focus on the job ?!



And the jewel of America ! So long and thick ! Power overwhelming :swoon:



What military tech gets you going ??

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Cybernetic butthole FTW

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!
Ekranoplanes! They were too good for this world...






Among fighters, few are as sexy as the F-16 IMO.




Just gorgeus, anyway you look at it.

Falukorv fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Jun 20, 2016

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Decebal posted:



Check the curves on these !!



Corvettes of the sky. Sexy A-10 Thunderbolt. :swoon:

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

The Erection Grenade.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011




Old technology best technology.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Wanna curl in bed with a good book, camomile tea and some of those missiles





People say U.S should cut it's military spending lol if you're asexual please don't ruin it for the majority of us

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
I always liked the Nighthawk



B-2 Spirit



and other similarly alien looking planes. Like this thing:

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Mid-air refueling rocks my world.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Huge miss not saying military hardware op

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

gonna have to say my favorite military technology is the forced rectal feedings

def turns me on

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Agent Orange. Also napalm.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Agent Orange. Also napalm.

Our enemies deserve no less. Lol at starting a fight with the US and then complaining that you got served . Anyway look at this !

So nice and snug. And some people get payed to live with it :(

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


don't post your mother's and my sextape

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
I am sexually attracted to young women with assault rifles, preferably M-16.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

H.H posted:

I am sexually attracted to young women with assault rifles, preferably M-16.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

H.H posted:

I am sexually attracted to young women with assault rifles, preferably M-16.





Power improves everything, of course.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I like the simple handgun. That's typically what solders use to kill themselves when they have a brief moment of conscience.

Decebal posted:

Our enemies deserve no less. Lol at starting a fight with the US and then complaining that you got served.

Lol, you think the tonkin gulf incident actually happened. What a loving chump.

Falun Bong Refugee fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jun 20, 2016

soyopocono
Jul 4, 2015


Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Water ?! It will not cool this kind of passion !

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
7 holes this thing has !! Why even try to fight at this point ?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
osprey VTOLs are amazing and sexy

modernised mi-24s look great

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Internet and GPS are p cool imo

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The Internet really gets me hot and bothered on a regular basis.

Edit - god drat it.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

MREs

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
tjois is thje sound that makes me want to fuk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'll go with Gun

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Falukorv posted:


Among fighters, few are as sexy as the F-16 IMO.




Just gorgeus, anyway you look at it.

Not if you look at that weird flat area between the wing and the tail

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
My favorite piece of military tech is the undereducated redneck volunteer.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

notZaar posted:

My favorite piece of military tech is the undereducated redneck volunteer.

freedom isnt free

sometimes its paid starvation wages and subjected to horrors so grotesque they could only be a product of man

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

my answer is of course rifling because by the time you get rifling you can pretty much roll over any other civilization that is still using musketmen to defend their cities.

this is also the case with assembly line but for some reason you never have enough cash to upgrade your army

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDL_pIPScSI&t=49s

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
METAL STORM!


It's like a real life TF2 sentry gun that shoots an insane amount of bullets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjGbOyd2ek

This thing can fire 1million rounds a minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

If you prefer grenades, don't worry! It can also fire 40mm grenades at 3000 rounds per minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3mHNHIYbp4&t=50s

I think the company making it went bankrupt though :(

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
All this military tech is kind of wasted on the fact that the only armies we fight are barely organized rebels using decades old Soviet weaponry.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

notZaar posted:

All this military tech is kind of wasted on the fact that the only armies we fight are barely organized rebels using decades old Soviet weaponry.

Don't we just keep giving our allies slightly outdated technology and then in a few years when they are our enemies we get to have a somewhat fair fight against our now slightly more slightly outdated technology?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Good song choice

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Revising my answer to: Trench :greenangel:

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

spud posted:

METAL STORM!


It's like a real life TF2 sentry gun that shoots an insane amount of bullets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjGbOyd2ek

This thing can fire 1million rounds a minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

If you prefer grenades, don't worry! It can also fire 40mm grenades at 3000 rounds per minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3mHNHIYbp4&t=50s

I think the company making it went bankrupt though :(

SO TELL YOUR QUARTERMASTER, "BUY ME METAL STORM OR GO TO HELL!"

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