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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Cruise the Battlefield in style in the luxurious and safe cocoon of the MRAP.

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Look at this baby here !




Lol at whoever's on the ground. Get lit fuckos ! You chose the wrong enemy !

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

the lovely computers and hosed up broken networking turns me on

every time I see "this connection is untrusted" or "invalid security certificate" I get a massive chubb, aw yeah baby you know I love using Internet Explorer 7 for loving everything

plus don't get me started on that taboo poo poo, gonna jam my NIPR into your SIPR aw poo poo I just creamed my jeans

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

shoophobo posted:

Cruise the Battlefield in style in the luxurious and safe cocoon of the MRAP.


MRAP? Men's Rights Activist Patrol?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



notZaar posted:

All this military tech is kind of wasted on the fact that the only armies we fight are barely organized rebels using decades old Soviet weaponry.

I tried and failed to find that Onion article about how the Pentagon is begging for just one more traditional war with, like, tanks and battleships and dogfights and stuff. We're actually good at those.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*dumps 50 flares and performs a picture perfect evasive roll into a mountain*

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Skeleton Ape posted:

I tried and failed to find that Onion article about how the Pentagon is begging for just one more traditional war with, like, tanks and battleships and dogfights and stuff. We're actually good at those.

Russia's getting ready, comrade ! Soon we will enter the most erotic of wars

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Decebal posted:

Look at this baby here !




Lol at whoever's on the ground. Get lit fuckos ! You chose the wrong enemy !

that's anti missile flare fucko

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Chief O'Brien spotted.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

Look at this baby here !




Lol at whoever's on the ground. Get lit fuckos ! You chose the wrong enemy !

That weeding reception got pwned!

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Look at this lucky bastard ! What is that thing even ?! Probably shoots 1000 rounds/ minute and it's self aiming.

God, can you imagine touching it while it fires. The vibrations

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
This bad motherfucker of a plane. Gets me hard every time.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilneMvxkPoY

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Decebal posted:

Look at this lucky bastard ! What is that thing even ?! Probably shoots 1000 rounds/ minute and it's self aiming.

God, can you imagine touching it while it fires. The vibrations



That FC2 loving hates that thing I bet

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
"Maximum warfighting capability per dollar" she whispered in my ear.

Me: "say no more baby"


shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

momerath posted:

That FC2 loving hates that thing I bet

My dad worked on the ciws. Said the early ones were finicky as gently caress, but 75rnds a second of 20mm is pretty loving cool to watch

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Tyrannosaurs in F-14s

Woden
May 6, 2006
AR-15 turns me on the most.





Greatest assault rifle on Earth.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
The gay bomb, DUH!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I like the autonomous tanks with no pilot viewing ports

Look like the dummy plug evas

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Do pilots ever argue about who will get to press the "Fire" button ? Look at that ! Like fireflies on a warm summer evening

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:gas:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot


all the technology being used in this picture turns me on

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

shoophobo posted:

This bad motherfucker of a plane. Gets me hard every time.



aren't the only ones still in active service iranian



you've got it bub







Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

City of Tampa posted:



all the technology being used in this picture turns me on

That is quite sad :( But at least we killed more of theirs and that's all that matters ! The nerve to go against America lol

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
TSAR BOMBA!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlVPYsix9Z4&t=39s

100 Megaton nuke that had to be reduced to 50Megatons or the explosion would kill the pilot dropping it. Total destruction of everything in a 15mile radius plus 3rd degree burns in a 64mile radius.

10 times more powerful than all the explosives used in WW2, and 1400 times more powerful than the hiroshima and nagasaki nukes combined.

However, much like a goon, the size and weight of it makes it pretty much useless for military use.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I sexually identify as an M4 carbine.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Doc Friday posted:

I sexually identify as an M4 carbine.

Fax me

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
What military hardware gives you a hard on

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014



I can mount many accessories onto myself, but hands are not one of them.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Gun's

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
simple enough that anyone can make, effective enough to wreck modern infantry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkK2vEZ5bTk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjV7lYP6hRw

Keep Autism Wired fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jun 20, 2016

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
drat, watch out enemies ! Lol, don't wanna be where this lands. Artillery seems pretty cool. A bit like bowling I assume, but way hotter

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The hottest new military tech out of The Peloponnese is the phalanx. You get a bunch of men, with a bunch of spears and a bunch of shields and you put then all in several lines.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
this is my boy right here

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Doc Friday posted:

I sexually identify as an M4 carbine.

are you M4M? :mrgw:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Woden posted:




Greatest assault rifle on Earth.

I think we could fit a few more lights and scopes on there. There aren't nearly enough.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

Iron Prince posted:

this is my boy right here


Good choice.


God drat Grumman Naval planes are sexy

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Machines can't be sexy you pervert.

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