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Keep looking, men!. He must be around here somewhere; he left his boots on the couch!
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The classified avionics in modern military jets are what get me hottest of all, OP. Well, they might. The non-classified ones get me half mast and the classified ones will probably put my dick into enough orbit that it snaps in two like a tower to the heavens. Just a blood-spewing half-dick stuck in low earth orbit until it disintegrates from cosmic radiation.
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Serious Frolicking posted:those are flares Yeah, the erotic fan dance of military aviation. Hot.
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Tectonis posted:Please tell me what novel or series this is from so I can read the poo poo out of it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Damned_Trilogy Kinda dry but it isn't bad.
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Jun 21, 2016 19:00
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Applewhite posted:Is there like, a chemical gas that, when inhaled, causes women's breasts to enlarge? That would probably give me a hard-on, OP. And I just bet Japan is working on this.
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Faffel posted:The classified avionics in modern military jets are what get me hottest of all, OP. Well, they might. The non-classified ones get me half mast and the classified ones will probably put my dick into enough orbit that it snaps in two like a tower to the heavens. Just a blood-spewing half-dick stuck in low earth orbit until it disintegrates from cosmic radiation. Post some of those classified blueprints so we can have a wank too. It's ok because it's among Americans. It's not treason then, so no laws would be broken. Also, look at this thing ! Nuclear ? Sucks that you can't have a chat with your driver buddy. Communists hate fun I guess 
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Decebal posted:Greeks knew how to make some sexy weapons and armor. Look at this swarthy, bearded dude !! Seriously, any helmet not based on the Etruscan or Corinthian helmet can just gently caress right off.
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Jun 21, 2016 19:47
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Gonna go with nuclear weapons here. I have framed pictures of atomic weapons tests on the walls of my house, no joke. Those explosions are like manifestations of the concept of "war"
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Decebal posted:Post some of those classified blueprints so we can have a wank too. It's ok because it's among Americans. It's not treason then, so no laws would be broken. I don't actually know about any classified avionics. But if they're better than what's declassified, they're a goddamn rock hard boner. The F35 is a piece of poo poo, but the sensor integration and data collation stuff in that is loving insane. The things that were in the F16 by 2000 were loving insane. It's not that impressive cuz it doesn't go boom, but its definitely some sci-fi technology bullshit. There are so many cool missiles and bombs for jets I wouldn't even know where to start. The Maverick-H in Force Correlate that can supposedly put a missile through a specific window? The HARM that can strike a SAM site from up to 80 miles away? It all owns. CBU-105's are these awesome cluster bombs that spin rapidly spewing several dozen bomblets in all directions, and each bomblet has its own sensor that uses IR(?) to guide it onto vehicles. Faffel fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jun 21, 2016 |
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Jun 21, 2016 20:02
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Some indian armor. These guys had style too  and the side  
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Decebal posted:Post some of those classified blueprints so we can have a wank too. It's ok because it's among Americans. It's not treason then, so no laws would be broken. Haha this thing just screams Soviet engineering. Russia never changes.
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notZaar posted:Haha this thing just screams Soviet engineering. Russia never changes. counterpoint ANIME IS BLOOD posted:
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Jun 21, 2016 21:38
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The Soviets had a bunch of gorgeous designs, they are just also very functional. The Foxbat looks fuckin' sweet, the Fagot looks amazing, the Frogfoot is a brutalist beauty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpPSPQq7oas&t=221s
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Wasn't the MIG-29 literally just "copy F-16, but use two engines" ? Not that that doesn't sound like a kick-rear end idea, of course.
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Maoist Pussy posted:Wasn't the MIG-29 literally just "copy F-16, but use two engines" ? E: Wrong aircraft!! OOPS!!
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:counterpoint I think the F-4 Phantom is a bit sexier. I mean, those upside-down little tail thingies are pretty hot ! Plus look how many missiles it can drop on America's enemies 
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Faffel posted:The Soviets had a bunch of gorgeous designs, they are just also very functional. The Foxbat looks fuckin' sweet, the Fagot looks amazing, the Frogfoot is a brutalist beauty. Did they really have a plane called the Fagot or was that a phonepost autocorrect
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 If you ain't got canards, you ain't poo poo. A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Did they really have a plane called the Fagot or was that a phonepost autocorrect NATO callsigns. It was the Mig-21, maybe the most badass fighter ever created. E: I got them mixed up. Mig-15 is the Fagot, but the 21 is what I meant. That thing is loving cool. The Mig-15 is also cool, I guess. It has a weird nose. Faffel fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Jun 21, 2016 |
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Decebal posted:I think the F-4 Phantom is a bit sexier. I mean, those upside-down little tail thingies are pretty hot ! Plus look how many missiles it can drop on America's enemies phantom is #1
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Faffel posted:
So is the NATO callsign for america's latest and most expensive and most bestest fighter "tirefire" or "trainwreck"? I'm trying to think of better ones but I can't do it atm
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Faffel posted:NATO callsigns. It was the Mig-21, maybe the most badass fighter ever created. Fagot was the MiG-15; MiG-21 was Fishbed
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Yeah I edited my post a few mins ago, I'm dumb. As for the F-35 callsign I'm legit curious what it might get named. Probably something really lame like the rest of the US callsigns.
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But seriously, if nuclear weapon destinations don't give you a chubber, you've got man problems
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:But seriously, if nuclear weapon destinations don't give you a chubber, you've got man problems Play the "Will I survive game" . I have small chances depending on the wind 
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Decebal posted:Play the "Will I survive game" . I will be vaporized. I'm glad of it.
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[quote="Decebal" post="461292453"] Play the "Will I survive game" . I have small chances depending on the wind [] HA, looks like living in Squidbillies territory was the smart choice yet again
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Faffel posted:Yeah I edited my post a few mins ago, I'm dumb. the nato reporting names were code names for enemy hardware, while the nicknames for American fighters afaik are just what the Air Force decides upon when they pick an experimental aircraft F-35 is "Lightning II" after the old P-38, but I imagine it's collected less generous nicknames as well
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Unlike awful apps quoting abilities???
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I'm moving to Maine (no, no I'm not).
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Yeah I was trying to figure out why the F-22 was named Raptor, but I guess its just it doesn't matter cuz they're part of NATO.
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Decebal posted:Play the "Will I survive game" . motherfuckers I'm gonna eat airburst first hand none of this fallout poo poo I'm going to be one of those spooky shadows that gets burnt into the ground
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Just look at those red, hot points, just aching to make entry ! 
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Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the bomb's fall is slowed by a parachute. The maximum release speed is 550 knots (1,020 km/h; 630 mph) and the minimum release altitude is 200 feet (61 m). When the bomb has reached a 40° angle due to the parachute's drag, it fires a rocket booster that accelerates it into the runway surface. The 100-kilogram (220 lb) primary charge explodes once the weapon has penetrated the concrete and drives the secondary charge even deeper. The 15-kilogram (33 lb) secondary charge then explodes after a one-second delay. Later production weapons have a programmable fuze that can delay the secondary detonation up to several hours. The weapon can penetrate up to 40 centimetres (16 in) of concrete, and creates a crater 2 metres (6 ft 7 in) deep and approximately 5 metres (16 ft) in diameter. In addition, concrete slabs around the crater are disturbed in an area approximately 15 metres (49 ft) in diameter. The disturbed slabs are displaced up to 50 centimetres (20 in) above the original surface, making repair more difficult than the simple crater from a conventional bomb.[1]
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There should be a jet called "Shrike". Shrikes are loving cool.
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Nah I'm sure you'll be standing behind something and get turned into a ghoul instead, then ill trade you a quad rocket launcher for 300 caps and some dirty water
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I'm going to make a stencil of "mods knew" and when the sirens go off, just run out with it to the sidewalk and wait
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Maoist Pussy posted:There should be a jet called "Shrike". Shrikes are loving cool. Shut up or you'll summon that tribes schizo
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I don't know what that means but it sounds bad so I am going to do what you said.
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Pakistan nukes are pretty scary. Doesn't seem like a stable country  
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