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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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spud posted:

METAL STORM!


It's like a real life TF2 sentry gun that shoots an insane amount of bullets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjGbOyd2ek

This thing can fire 1million rounds a minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

If you prefer grenades, don't worry! It can also fire 40mm grenades at 3000 rounds per minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3mHNHIYbp4&t=50s

I think the company making it went bankrupt though :(

SO TELL YOUR QUARTERMASTER, "BUY ME METAL STORM OR GO TO HELL!"

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Decebal posted:

Look at this baby here !




Lol at whoever's on the ground. Get lit fuckos ! You chose the wrong enemy !

that's anti missile flare fucko

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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The hottest new military tech out of The Peloponnese is the phalanx. You get a bunch of men, with a bunch of spears and a bunch of shields and you put then all in several lines.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Monkey Fracas posted:

The US Navy is gonna stick a for real deal railgun on a ship soon I think

it's only a matter of time before we use it to blow up some dude with a rusty dented AK-47 or weddingTASTEFUL OPEN-AIR SPRING TERRORIST GATHERING with pinpoint accuracy



but man is it awesome

They should mount a railgun on a destroyer that uses chunks of the destroyer as ammo. When it's out of ammo they just build a new one.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Monkey Fracas posted:

Ah, the defense industry's dream weapon

and it's a destroyer that destroys both the target and itself. it's poetic.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Roylicious posted:

Humans are the brutal warlike aggressive race that is the trope in all SciFi stuff and it's great aliens aren't gonna know what hit 'em.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Evolution is going to happen on every planet with life, so really any intelligent life that emerges is going to be the end result of a billion years of loving poo poo up. So, really alien contact is just going to be like march madness but for species.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Decebal posted:

I don't even know what this is, but I'm glad we have it and not the other guys.



jessica biel's rear end aint no joke, son

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Keep looking, men!. He must be around here somewhere; he left his boots on the couch!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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I'm moving to Maine (no, no I'm not).

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Sure.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five.

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