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jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012
just so i can tell everyone on facebook who posts endless memes about veterans to gently caress off without looking like a dick. i don't know how these people get anything done. "Oh, I just made toast with butter, without Colonel Cockblock's charge on raging bull I somehow know I would be using margarine, moment of silence for the vets." I heard someone at work anticipating the weekend, better go post a meme that says, "You're working for the weekend, they're working for your freedom." with a picture of a soldier doing jack poo poo nothing in camelshit nowhere. Never enjoy anything, just knowing the vet's sacrifice makes it too painful.

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Aug 4, 2010

enjoy your gay sex

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Ok thanks for the update. I'll make a note of it in my diary

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
What else are you thinking about OP?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

That is a very rational and logical decision, much like choosing to huff out of a bag instead of huffing directly from the can.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
They don't let people with blatant mental illness enlist.

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

Gamer With Dignity posted:

What else are you thinking about OP?

Your mom's loose vag.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
The military is a socialist jobs program.

Think about it.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

Your mom's loose vag.

What else?

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

They don't let people with blatant mental illness enlist.

Yeah, no, the army would have like 49 people then.

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

just so i can tell everyone on facebook who posts endless memes about veterans to gently caress off without looking like a dick. i don't know how these people get anything done. "Oh, I just made toast with butter, without Colonel Cockblock's charge on raging bull I somehow know I would be using margarine, moment of silence for the vets." I heard someone at work anticipating the weekend, better go post a meme that says, "You're working for the weekend, they're working for your freedom." with a picture of a soldier doing jack poo poo nothing in camelshit nowhere. Never enjoy anything, just knowing the vet's sacrifice makes it too painful.

i think your brain problem is acting up again, maybe you can go post about that you whiny little gently caress

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

good idea op go for it

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
OP maybe you should let those people know how you feel about jingoism on facebook not here YOU loving COWARD

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i don't recommend it

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

Pitdragon posted:

OP maybe you should let those people know how you feel about jingoism on facebook not here YOU loving COWARD

You got me, I don't want a petition with 5 million names asking for a presidential decree that has me beheaded by toby keith on the field before the next afc wildcard game.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i joined the army

even picked infantry as my job



sadly, i survived. no matter how hard i pray, death never comes for me.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm a career guy with scathing mental illness. But I've survived the hard poo poo and now it's desk work until I punch out with that little pension. Irl. I did it for stupid reasons and would not recommend. 1star.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i hate the troops

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Thank you for your service, OP.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
people have joined for far dumber reasons OP, go for it

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Quit whining and pay for my freedom, OP.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

InterFaced posted:

Thank you for your service, OP.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Baby killer

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
99% of all soliders will tell you that being in the service is just a crappy job if they're honest. The only people that believe their own hype are marines, but they're actually really poo poo soldiers and pretty much all the other branches consider them tremendous faggots. so i guess if you're a regular lower class person with little or no future, you could do worse than the army

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
The only reason I stayed was the kids and the benefits. Aside from some deployments it's really a super loving easy job after you get a few ranks under your belt. Can't speak for the army though.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

the military is a good job if you like to get paid $18,000 a year to deal with bullshit workplace politics that you are BOUND BY LAW to obey

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol u dumb as poo poo OP

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

tenspott posted:

99% of all soliders will tell you that being in the service is just a crappy job if they're honest. The only people that believe their own hype are marines, but they're actually really poo poo soldiers and pretty much all the other branches consider them tremendous faggots. so i guess if you're a regular lower class person with little or no future, you could do worse than the army

it really does not seem like that. perhaps my perception is skewed though, because the people who are humble about their time in the service are the people you would not even know were in the military unless it came up in an off-topic conversation like health insurance or foreign prostitutes.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
If I weren't so lazy the Military would be a sweet gig, you get to become a government sanctioned murderer and live on welfare while the entire country inexplicably worships you like a hero despite the entire organization doing jack poo poo for anything since 1944.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Join the army, they said.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Roylicious posted:

The military is a socialist jobs program.

Think about it.

then why does Bernie want to cut it?

think about that

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Chinatown posted:

lol u dumb as poo poo OP



I haven't laughed so hard on the inside in the longest time.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

then why does Bernie want to cut it?

think about that

It's not a very efficient one and he wants to maybe re-direct some of that F35 cash to building infrastructure and providing more local jobs.

Allegedly.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
e:oops

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

spawn more overlords

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
healthcare so good vets are dieing to get it

http://www.federaltimes.com/story/government/management/oversight/2016/06/09/va-fires-phoenix-execs-after-2-years-investigations/85643224/


Roylicious posted:

It's not a very efficient one and he wants to maybe re-direct some of that F35 cash to building infrastructure and providing more local jobs.

Allegedly.

if you talk to service members, particularly in the air force, they'd also like the F-35 cash to get redirected toward a plane that actually works, like say, modernizing or building more A-10s

but the fact is that when you cut budgets, it's the front-line soldiers that feel the cuts while wasteful programs like the F-35 march on, because, as I've gone over with you before, the dysfunction exists in Washington with the bureacrats who don't care about how things actually are on the ground versus keeping themselves comfortable

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

but the fact is that when you cut budgets, it's the front-line soldiers that feel the cuts while wasteful programs like the F-35 march on, because, as I've gone over with you before, the dysfunction exists in Washington with the bureacrats who don't care about how things actually are on the ground versus keeping themselves comfortable

I'm not really disagreeing with you. I'm just saying ideally that corruption wouldn't be there and ideally the inefficient jobs program could be replaced with a more efficient one.

But yes, obv it's all a capitalist poo poo show from the top down.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

imho we should disrupt the military by outsourcing most jobs and also h1b visas


bet a shitload of poor browns would volunteer

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jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012
i know someone is intelligent with their heart in the right place when they share this on their facebook wall.

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