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Make sure you're at least 4th in line that night
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 23:18 |
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Dave Chappelle told me to squirt some lemon in my mouth before because "honestly ladies, we both know it doesn't smell that great". He really said that to me. I don't mine the taste that much though. Just get in there and make her happy you human being.
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 23:18 |
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Raw, like a banana.
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 23:20 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I saw a movie that said you have to practice by eating a cantaloupe, then do the same motions on the lady Close. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g34hcsHAqU
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 23:20 |
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i tend to get more and eat more if i don't say words like "poosay" but that's just me
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:23 |
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i kiss around on the thighs like im gonna do it and then i just quickly put my dick in like i "couldnt wait no longer baby!"
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:29 |
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JiveHonky posted:i kiss around on the thighs like im gonna do it and then i just quickly put my dick in like i "couldnt wait no longer baby!" Really, why waste time?
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVaf4PiPso
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:40 |
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Act like it's a dick.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:41 |
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save a breath mint for afterwards
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:43 |
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I think you're supposed to get the other end of the double headed dildo to the back of your throat and alternate trying to say the words "wow" and "mom" on the labia and clittoris. I don't know I'm no scientist though.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:44 |
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Use your tongue to stimulate her genitals by touching it to them. Thank you.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:47 |
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Do it like this, she'll love it
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:52 |
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The Hman posted:i tend to get more and eat more if i don't say words like "poosay" but that's just me Come on, let's keep it realistic here
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:01 |
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no no no, you chew the labia like its a stick of wrigley's then you eskimo kiss the fun button with your nose, jam your thumb up her panama canal, if you do this correctly she will say "i'm coming i'm coming unf!" and then you get to go back to watching the baseball game
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:04 |
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Not very frequently
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:05 |
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JiveHonky posted:no no no, you chew the labia like its a stick of wrigley's then you eskimo kiss the fun button with your nose, jam your thumb up her panama canal, if you do this correctly she will say "i'm coming i'm coming unf!" and then you get to go back to watching the baseball game Just eat her out in the seventh inning stretch.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:05 |
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Harmonica splits.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:06 |
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VendaGoat posted:Just eat her out in the seventh inning stretch. if you use my method properly it takes between 13 and 17 seconds for the lady to achieve. just do it really quick during a progressive insurance commercial.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:10 |
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and dont forget to wash that thumb!
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:10 |
Do it while she's on her rag, she'll appreciate it even more then. If you do it on halloween you even get a free costume out of it to scare trick-o-treators!
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:11 |
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a dab of hot sauce will make the night a "hot" one for both of you!
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:11 |
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Put a row of alternating deli slices on her legs up to her special spot and eat your way up!
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:14 |
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Do it while she's on her rag, she'll appreciate it even more then. If you do it on halloween you even get a free costume out of it to scare trick-o-treators! this is a thread about oral sexuality, theres no need to be gross friend
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:14 |
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Go on Youtube and look up Dan Quinn + Violin and he will teach you everything you need to know
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:17 |
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JiveHonky posted:and dont forget to wash that thumb! Before or after?
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:23 |
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Blend it into a smoothie.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:23 |
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crazycarl posted:Go on Youtube and look up Dan Quinn + Violin and he will teach you everything you need to know why would you direct people to that dan quinn video when in his other videos he literally gives away the secrets of immortality and cold fusion by using stevia? who cares about licking toads when you can live forever?
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:24 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Before or after? thumbs are usually pretty clean on the day to day, wash it after for sure
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:25 |
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Roylicious posted:Start slow. Caress the body, play with the boobs a bit. Don't go for the nips immediately. Slowly work down. Caress/kiss the inside of the thighs as you move in. If women didn't want us to go straight for the clit before clothes even come off then they shouldn't have spent the 90s insinuating that men don't know what/where it is.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:27 |
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RIP
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:27 |
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I like to start by having a small penis
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:36 |
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JiveHonky posted:thumbs are usually pretty clean on the day to day, wash it after for sure Ifn your thumbs are clean on the day to day then you ain't livin brother
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:45 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Ifn your thumbs are clean on the day to day then you ain't livin brother clean enough to play little jack horner with the gf i mean. they got way more germs and diseases up their butts and hoo haws than any human man would have on a thumb scientifically speaking
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:46 |
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i grind up and down his face like a dog on the carpet im not really sure what his part in it is
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:53 |
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Go into it real aggressively and blow directly into the vagina
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:58 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 12:47 |
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JiveHonky posted:clean enough to play little jack horner with the gf i mean. they got way more germs and diseases up their butts and hoo haws than any human man would have on a thumb I use my butthole as a carrying case for when they ain't in use Epistemologically speaking
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