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i do it by putting my pitchfork in her stankenstein
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i kiss around on the thighs like im gonna do it and then i just quickly put my dick in like i "couldnt wait no longer baby!"
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Jun 21, 2016 00:29
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no no no, you chew the labia like its a stick of wrigley's then you eskimo kiss the fun button with your nose, jam your thumb up her panama canal, if you do this correctly she will say "i'm coming i'm coming unf!" and then you get to go back to watching the baseball game
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Jun 21, 2016 01:04
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VendaGoat posted:Just eat her out in the seventh inning stretch. if you use my method properly it takes between 13 and 17 seconds for the lady to achieve. just do it really quick during a progressive insurance commercial.
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Jun 21, 2016 01:10
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and dont forget to wash that thumb!
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Jun 21, 2016 01:10
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Do it while she's on her rag, she'll appreciate it even more then. If you do it on halloween you even get a free costume out of it to scare trick-o-treators! this is a thread about oral sexuality, theres no need to be gross friend
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Jun 21, 2016 01:14
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crazycarl posted:Go on Youtube and look up Dan Quinn + Violin and he will teach you everything you need to know why would you direct people to that dan quinn video when in his other videos he literally gives away the secrets of immortality and cold fusion by using stevia? who cares about licking toads when you can live forever?
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Jun 21, 2016 01:24
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Before or after? thumbs are usually pretty clean on the day to day, wash it after for sure
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Jun 21, 2016 01:25
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Ifn your thumbs are clean on the day to day then you ain't livin brother clean enough to play little jack horner with the gf i mean. they got way more germs and diseases up their butts and hoo haws than any human man would have on a thumb scientifically speaking
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