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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

I saw a movie that said you have to practice by eating a cantaloupe, then do the same motions on the lady

Close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g34hcsHAqU

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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JiveHonky posted:

and dont forget to wash that thumb!

Before or after?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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JiveHonky posted:

thumbs are usually pretty clean on the day to day, wash it after for sure

Ifn your thumbs are clean on the day to day then you ain't livin brother

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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JiveHonky posted:

clean enough to play little jack horner with the gf i mean. they got way more germs and diseases up their butts and hoo haws than any human man would have on a thumb

scientifically speaking

I use my butthole as a carrying case for when they ain't in use

Epistemologically speaking

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