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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I take a huge lung full of air and just inflate my girlfriend.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jeff smisek posted:

Put your tongue in her vag and butt. Just leave it there. Dont move

Do you have a forked tongue? are you in fact, a snake?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JiveHonky posted:

no no no, you chew the labia like its a stick of wrigley's then you eskimo kiss the fun button with your nose, jam your thumb up her panama canal, if you do this correctly she will say "i'm coming i'm coming unf!" and then you get to go back to watching the baseball game

Just eat her out in the seventh inning stretch.

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