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Not all of us were born perfect, but tis a good idea and noble and a def positive thing to try and attain perfection by takin steps each day to be better sometimes its reeeaaaaal slow goins tho  I have founded this, the safe haven space to share our efforts & encourage each other So we do not lose hope As content to start off my op: today i was on my way to some somewhere probably when i spotted one of them gross flattened dead birds in the road all sprawled like a fossil gettin dusted off by dr Alan Grant, wings all fucky and neck impossibly contorted i was gonna snap a lil pic of it and post it to one of those facebook dogspotting groups i enjoy so much (bc i like very cute fat puggos sportin mad blep) as "hey guys  spotted a VERy smol lazy lil doggo with a weird beaky snoot just loungin in the street all tuckered out, no borks from this pupper but it accepted all the pats"i didnt, tho And just like THAT i became better Pobody's nerfect :P but im well on my way! Now you go
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not much. i play candy crush on the shitter, does that count?
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Jun 21, 2016 01:48
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You should have done it I'm already the best person, so nothing
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gonna start jacking off more
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ive started a youtuber lets play series where i am afraid of slenderman
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I think i have a mental condition that prevents me from bettering myself.
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quit drinking and smoking. unsure if im any better, but im certainly more miserable.
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in retalliation slenderman has started his own lets play channel where he is afraid of goons its quite something
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doing squats every day and becoming the ultimate King of rear end
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JiveHonky posted:not much. i play candy crush on the shitter, does that count? asking if multitasking makes you better is like asking if it's good to get hosed by stuff you like (e.g. Big tittys or a ghost or w/e you like really) the answer is YES
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Profondo Rosso posted:quit drinking and smoking. unsure if im any better, but im certainly more miserable. huh i actually did this too a while back and it made me happy and i in all sincereness hope sincerely that you also are happy like ol' gk eventually
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Putty posted:ive started a youtuber lets play series where i am afraid of slenderman spoilers motherfucker, tag that poo poo
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I read GBS regularly
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Parallax Scroll posted:gonna start jacking off more This, but only to comically undersized, circus breasts.
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Parallax Scroll posted:gonna start jacking off more this, but only to criminally underfed circus beasts
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VendaGoat posted:This, but only to comically undersized, circus breasts. you dont get it at all big fun things belong at the circus and are comical small things do not, and are sad they'd be like "pitiably undersized slavic tits" or smtg becaus eastern europe is sad and full of tiny things, tiny houses, timy birds, tiny brains (like op's)
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Jun 21, 2016 02:37
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im stockpiling food and weapons for the coming societal collapse
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i sacrifice my body to higher-than-normal levels of radiation to blow up stuff with neutrons real good for the potential eventual benefit of society
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smokin mad weed bros 
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Jelquing, OP. I've been doing it since I was a teenager and I expect to see some gains any day now.
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Gatekeeper posted:you dont get it at all While I understand where you are coming from. Imagine a skit where a giant wrecking ball is needed and someone shows up with a tea strainer. It's all about context on whether or not comically oversized or undersized is necessary to a laugh.
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i watch anime regularly, so i figure i am due to be worshipped as a living god any day now
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I'm actually trying to become a worse person. I'm wearing socks and sandals today.
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I'm a retard masturbator
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i chant memes all day until my power level is over 9000
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Jun 21, 2016 02:58
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i started going to the gym and eating kind of better. fat people are not good people.[
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Quit drinking, started a diet. E; stopped charging retards for my masturbatory services Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jun 21, 2016 |
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I don't flush when I use public toilets, to conserve water for a better Earth and also to show off my toilet prowess to the next user.
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Fantasizing about suicide
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I gamble all the time and lose all the time. I'm helping the local economy and I'm a consummate tipper
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I just popped a pimple on my butt and now I feel more comfortable when I sit down.
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i try to complete a new e-learning course once every couple months so as to further my career. next im gonna learn... hmm i dunno. something tho. probably f# or scala or clojure i cant decide which
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Jun 21, 2016 04:08
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I'm making friends online 
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I vote 1 on bad threads to make the forums a better place
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Jun 21, 2016 04:18
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Exercise, putting more in savings, drawing aminals
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I'm making friends online I HATE YOU. *rage pisses into nearby bucket*
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naem posted:Exercise, putting more in savings, drawing aminals What-uh... what sorts of animals?
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Applewhite posted:What-uh... what sorts of animals? 
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That's a really good drawing of a squirrel.
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