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Its opening day at bigfoot gardens. Join the festivities! We got smokes big enough for a yeti, can you smoke the whole thing? Get Assigned A Card at Entry Playful Bigfoot Fun! Stay away from the trees there could be bigfoots in there, haha they're everywhere!
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i shot a bigfoot in reno just to watch him die
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Jun 21, 2016 13:18
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what the hell is that bigfoot doing to the other one!?
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Jun 21, 2016 13:19
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My baby got eaten by a Bigfoot due to inadequate signage and I am sueing.
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Jun 21, 2016 13:19
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this bigfoot beer seems awfully small, what are you trying to pull?
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Jun 21, 2016 13:20
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good times for all it is
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Jun 21, 2016 13:20
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FrankieGoes posted:My baby got eaten by a Bigfoot due to inadequate signage and I am sueing. Goes to show folks, the whole family can get up close and personal with a bigfoot.
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Jun 21, 2016 13:22
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i would like to smoke cigarettes and have my picture taken with a subdued bigfoot
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Jun 21, 2016 13:22
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*me perusing the bigfoot gardens giftshop* "hey honey look! they have bigfoot milk and cheese"
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Jun 21, 2016 13:23
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cub posted:i would like to smoke cigarettes and have my picture taken with a subdued bigfoot Right this way sir! *Gestures to all cardinal direactions* You can do this anywhere in bigfoot gardens
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Jun 21, 2016 13:23
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excuse me, where is the line for bigfoot space mountain?
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Jun 21, 2016 13:24
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satanic splash-back posted:this bigfoot beer seems awfully small, what are you trying to pull? Your leg! Just joking. Thats the size of beer we sell at bigfoot gardens.
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Jun 21, 2016 13:25
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Mozi posted:excuse me, where is the line for bigfoot space mountain? We have the "Big Hole"
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Jun 21, 2016 13:26
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help a bigfoot grabbed me and threw me down the hoooooooooole
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Jun 21, 2016 13:28
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Luvcow posted:*me perusing the bigfoot gardens giftshop* "hey honey look! they have bigfoot milk and cheese" be careful! its salty! *goes back to browsing bigfoot body pillows*
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Jun 21, 2016 13:34
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Get a cigarette at the stand near the Big Hole and throw it in, see what happens!
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Jun 21, 2016 13:46
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Wow what a park, I hope I can take in all the sights! *Mops brow, adjusts visor*
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Jun 21, 2016 13:48
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Come on down to the diner, do we sell spagetti? Not yeti! Just joking theres a huge selection that will please even fussy eaters.
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Jun 21, 2016 13:48
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I would like 8 t-shirts with "My Parents Went To Bigfoot Gardens And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" printed on them, please. All size XXL
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Jun 21, 2016 13:50
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Isaac posted:Come on down to the diner, do we sell spagetti? Not yeti! I can only eat nuggets, do you have "yeti nuggets"?
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Jun 21, 2016 13:51
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Captain Yossarian posted:Wow what a park, I hope I can take in all the sights! *Mops brow, adjusts visor* Check your card for your assigned role. You could be an "Injectee" and gain access to secret passages to hide from "injectors"
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Jun 21, 2016 13:52
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I would like 8 t-shirts with "My Parents Went To Bigfoot Gardens And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" printed on them, please. All size XXL Round here we call it "Big enough for a Bigfoot"
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Jun 21, 2016 13:52
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Isaac posted:Check your card for your assigned role. You could be an "Injectee" and gain access to secret passages to hide from "injectors" Wow cool this park really does have everything!
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Jun 21, 2016 13:53
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Captain Yossarian posted:I can only eat nuggets, do you have "yeti nuggets"? They're battered cigarettes and the Bigfoots love em!
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Jun 21, 2016 13:54
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If only dad gay could have liveed to see this
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Jun 21, 2016 13:55
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im gonna high five a bigfoot
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Jun 21, 2016 13:55
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Parallax Scroll posted:im gonna high five a bigfoot You chose a perfect time. The bigfoot parade is starting! Get to the front and get your mits on a bigfoot
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Jun 21, 2016 14:01
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i want to feed a bigfoot a peanut
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Jun 21, 2016 14:03
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Can we feed cigarettes to the bigfoots ourselves or will that mess up their scheduled mealtimes? My son wants to throw some pall malls at the little mangy lookin' b.f. over there.
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Jun 21, 2016 14:03
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Peebla posted:Can we feed cigarettes to the bigfoots ourselves or will that mess up their scheduled mealtimes? My son wants to throw some pall malls at the little mangy lookin' b.f. over there. It pacifies them. Please give them smokes.
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Jun 21, 2016 14:04
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Isaac posted:It pacifies them. Please give them smokes. Do we get reimbursed if one of those dang mutt-apes rips our child apart and steals their personal cigarettes? I need some closure, could you point me towards a funnel cake stand please?
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Jun 21, 2016 14:24
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My card just reads "Bigfoot", and I'm suddenly growing coarse hair all over my body. I didn't sign up for this.
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Jun 21, 2016 14:43
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its like and outdoor woodsy willy wonka but with bigfoots
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Jun 21, 2016 14:47
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and cigarettes
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Jun 21, 2016 14:47
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My card just reads "Bigfoot", and I'm suddenly growing coarse hair all over my body. I didn't sign up for this. Hmm... same.... OP this is disturbing and my wife is scared of me now... I also smell very bad
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Jun 21, 2016 14:53
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Captain Yossarian posted:Hmm... same.... OP this is disturbing and my wife is scared of me now... I also smell very bad all wives are property of bigfoot gardens, please re-read your ticket stub
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Jun 21, 2016 14:56
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Did you choose my logo?!
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Jun 21, 2016 15:04
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you know what they say about big feet--they have a real fun time when they bring the whole family down 2 bigfoot gardens enjoy a smoked shithawk, the meat tender enough to fall off the bone and onto ur bone it's so good hate asbestos? maybe this park's not for u!
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Jun 21, 2016 16:02
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can i still go to this garden if i have regular sized feet
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Jun 21, 2016 16:05
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Will Bigfoot pizza be served? Sure hope so haven't eaten that in like 20 years
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