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ChrisHansen posted:Is there a water park here? Bigfoot quarry is opening Q1 next financial year
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The quarry is already there but we havent added the suprises
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Jun 23, 2016 04:34
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Is there a flash pass for kids with disabilities? That's actually why we didn't abort little jim
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Jun 23, 2016 04:37
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i just found an intact Bigfoot skeleton is there a lost n found around here or should I just count my blessings
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Jun 23, 2016 04:38
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My little girl fell in love with the deformed little bigfoot baby with big doe eyes and then another bigfoot stomped it to death in front of her, I should have exercised more care in my parental guidance, I blame only myself, not Bigfoot Gardens, which I love
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Jun 23, 2016 04:39
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Iron Prince posted:i just found an intact Bigfoot skeleton is there a lost n found around here or should I just count my blessings Please see our park divination team
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Jun 23, 2016 04:40
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ChrisHansen posted:Is there a flash pass for kids with disabilities? That's actually why we didn't abort little jim Yes! Even if they become disabled during the visit! Please see 'Roger' Isaac fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Jun 29, 2016 |
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Jun 23, 2016 04:41
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I want to volunteer bringing Christ to the big feet
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Jun 23, 2016 04:42
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Sheep-Goats posted:My little girl fell in love with the deformed little bigfoot baby with big doe eyes and then another bigfoot stomped it to death in front of her, I should have exercised more care in my parental guidance, I blame only myself, not Bigfoot Gardens, which I love Bigfoot gardens imparts true leadership skills in young men and women
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Jun 23, 2016 04:44
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i was teasing a big foot and he kicked my rear end and stole my jordans.
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Jun 23, 2016 04:44
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I keep handing out bibles but the big feet are eating them am I in trouble?
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Jun 23, 2016 04:45
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another,shorter big foot told a rude joke about my momma too.
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Jun 23, 2016 04:45
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I want to volunteer bringing Christ to the big feet Somone got it into their heads that christ hates them. Good luck...
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Jun 23, 2016 04:47
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A big foot dunked on me and now my feelings are hurt is there a (PLATONIC) cuddle station?
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Jun 23, 2016 04:47
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Isaac posted:Somone got it into their heads that christ hates them. Good luck... I'm going to integrate it into a hip hop rap/dance routine tho
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Jun 23, 2016 04:48
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Hell Yeah posted:i was teasing a big foot and he kicked my rear end and stole my jordans. They covet small footwear
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Jun 23, 2016 04:48
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i gave a bigfoot a large pizza because he looked hungry but he opened it and then gave it back to me said he didn't like pepperoni. i know you're not supposed to feed them but that just seems so rude and ungrateful?
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Jun 23, 2016 04:49
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Smash it Smash hit posted:A big foot dunked on me and now my feelings are hurt is there a (PLATONIC) cuddle station? Please visit the injection tunnels
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Jun 23, 2016 04:49
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Hell Yeah posted:i gave a bigfoot a large pizza because he looked hungry but he opened it and then gave it back to me said he didn't like pepperoni. i know you're not supposed to feed them but that just seems so rude and ungrateful? Ill have the park murderer deal with this. Thanks for bringing it to our attention
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Jun 23, 2016 04:50
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If I marry a big foot do I get diplomatic immunity????
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Jun 23, 2016 04:51
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i was smoking weed with a bigfoot and he didn't match me. he acted like he didn't even have any weed? it wouldn't bother me that much but this is the third time
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Jun 23, 2016 04:51
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I have warrants
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Jun 23, 2016 04:51
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Due to insurance reasons there is now a $2 corkage on byo injections and serums
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Jun 23, 2016 04:53
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Isaac posted:Please see our park divination team they just waved some strange device over the skeleton and indicated that maybe I could "develop a strong kinship with the Bigfoot spirits if you play the situation right" I don't know what that means but they let me keep the skeleton just in case
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Jun 23, 2016 04:54
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Smash it Smash hit posted:If I marry a big foot do I get diplomatic immunity???? i married a bigfoot and it was a mistake
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Jun 23, 2016 04:55
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My creepy aunt wants to know the best way to seduce a bigfoot
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Jun 23, 2016 04:56
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Iron Prince posted:they just waved some strange device over the skeleton and indicated that maybe I could "develop a strong kinship with the Bigfoot spirits if you play the situation right" I don't know what that means but they let me keep the skeleton just in case Keep the bones locked up tight in a secure location. We are not responsible if you fail to follow these instructions
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Jun 23, 2016 04:56
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ChrisHansen posted:My creepy aunt wants to know the best way to seduce a bigfoot 40 pall malls a day and a few raw pikes if my wife is anything to go by
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Jun 23, 2016 04:58
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I married my high school sweet heart, she's a squid
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Jun 23, 2016 05:07
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Isaac posted:Ill have the park murderer deal with this. Thanks for bringing it to our attention Is that where those big foot slippers in the gift shop come from?
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Jun 23, 2016 05:11
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Bored posted:Is that where those big foot slippers in the gift shop come from? They come in boxes addressed from Yuoglavia, which raises more questions than it answers.
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Jun 23, 2016 05:36
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I'm an aspiring tattoo artist and bigfoots seem like a good way to get some practice that can easily be covered up by time and nature, is this the bigfoot garden for me
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Jun 23, 2016 06:36
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Cowboy Pope posted:I'm an aspiring tattoo artist and bigfoots seem like a good way to get some practice that can easily be covered up by time and nature, is this the bigfoot garden for me Go for your life friend! Be careful they can be squirmy!
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Jun 23, 2016 06:40
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It's cool I have w thing for that. Thank you for your prompt response!
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Jun 23, 2016 06:47
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Orkin Mang posted:isaac is the best poster on these forums.honor him you cut me so deep
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Jun 23, 2016 07:27
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I love going to Bigfoot Gardens because it's the only place where smoking is both encouraged and required. I just signed up for the bigfoot cigar-rolling workshop!
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Jun 23, 2016 07:30
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Also sometimes I (shh) like to bring this t-shirt launcher that I jury-rigged to fire tubs of peanut butter at the bigfoots and they've started to recognize me, but in a good way. 
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Jun 23, 2016 07:34
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My hat fell off when I was on the monorail. I'll just hop this fence real quick and look for it
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Jun 23, 2016 07:59
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Get'm boys!
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dr schols arrested again for cumming on another exhibit
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