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folks you may not be aware of this but I'm a well known political figure irl (name rhymes with "piss misty") and I'm concerned that my posting career on the something awful dot com forums may have ruined my chance at the presidency. just imagine the field day the press will have with all those "kill you're famil"s and "suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat"s. is there any hope?!
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:46 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:36 |
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Become a Buddhist or a Hindu and then kill urself OP You will be reincarnated as a blank slate and then can work your way up to the presidency from there.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:48 |
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MiracleWhale posted:folks you may not be aware of this but I'm a well known political figure irl (name rhymes with "piss misty") and I'm concerned that my posting career on the something awful dot com forums may have ruined my chance at the presidency. just imagine the field day the press will have with all those "kill you're famil"s and "suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat"s. is there any hope?! nope we are doomed. the highest potential office which we can attain is being a gbs mod, which is probably questionable at this point anyway
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:49 |
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one time I released a press release that just said "i'm gay" and the media just took it all wrong
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:49 |
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I'm above partisan politics.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:49 |
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Mods, please change my username to Piss Misty.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:50 |
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Bob James posted:I'm above partisan politics. look at this unelectable fuggin scrub
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:50 |
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MiracleWhale posted:folks you may not be aware of this but I'm a well known political figure irl (name rhymes with "piss misty") and I'm concerned that my posting career on the something awful dot com forums may have ruined my chance at the presidency. just imagine the field day the press will have with all those "kill you're famil"s and "suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat"s. is there any hope?! get facefucked till blood gushes from your eye sockets
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:53 |
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MiracleWhale posted:look at this unelectable fuggin scrub The people will install me as dictator for life.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:54 |
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forealdo i was probied years ago in gibbis for saying id suck the poo poo out hitlers rear end true story *btw gbs was super gay back then and not in the cool way seriosly check that poo poo out in me rapsheet im pooping! fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Jun 21, 2016 |
# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:55 |
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Yes. Everyone on the internet is utterly unelectable. Like lets seeee let me look at your lj that you had when you were thirteen. Oh my look what you wrote how scandalous! And this college facebook. Tsk tsk tsk. At least a dozen felonies described here. Oh and you claim to be gay on the sa forums. So again, yes. In twenty years they will have to comb remote disconnected places like the backwaters of a bayou in louisisana to find someone who doesn't have an internet connection and ia thus capable of becoming a politician.
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:58 |
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Chinatown posted:get facefucked till blood gushes from your eye sockets if elected I promise to get face hosed on the floor of the senate, live on cspan
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# ? Jun 21, 2016 23:59 |
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one time my campaign staff replaced my teleprompter text with the niggerstomper58 post for a campaign speech in san diego and jeez guys, that didn't go over well, that's more of a mississippi thing
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 00:01 |
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I'm a lovely poo baby
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 02:58 |
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Nathilus posted:Yes. Everyone on the internet is utterly unelectable. Like lets seeee let me look at your lj that you had when you were thirteen. Oh my look what you wrote how scandalous! And this college facebook. Tsk tsk tsk. At least a dozen felonies described here. Oh and you claim to be gay on the sa forums. I look forward to the golden age of nobody running for office because of something stupid they wrote on Facebook 50 years ago.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:04 |
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Finally no more of those lovely yard signs, we didn't have to put up with that crap under feudalism!
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:04 |
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They'll know about my 9 inch long penis
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:05 |
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my SA posting helped me become pope
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:06 |
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The worst I've done is repeatedly, habitually rationalize institutional rape coverups, so I should be fine.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:08 |
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General Dog posted:The worst I've done is repeatedly, habitually rationalize institutional rape coverups, so I should be fine. you're hired
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:10 |
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I print out every post I've ever made and include them with my job applications. They see me devolve from D&D poster to GBS 2.0 retard and like what they see.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:12 |
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General Dog posted:The worst I've done is repeatedly, habitually rationalize institutional rape coverups, so I should be fine. That will be a problem. You'll have to take the scenic route and go through one of the armed forces, then transition into politics after that.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:13 |
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I'd admit to everything because It won't matter when my brownshirts begin their grand march
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:32 |
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Sir on september twenty third two thousand twelve you posted, and I quote, "Tane that feel when plape the bubungo" can you explain what you meant to this committee.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 03:43 |
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don't worry op, in 30 years all traces of your posting will be either gone or extremely difficult to find you'll notice that both google's usenet archive and the internet archive have giant gaping holes in them that are only getting bigger. google is removing more and more info from the dejanews archive they inherited in the name of "privacy" (who's privacy exactly?), and the robots.txt glitch alone makes huge chunks of the wayback machine inaccessible. this is by design. the powerful are taking the internet seriously and it it is in their best interests to scrub as many traces as they can of who they used to be from it.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 04:04 |
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I remember when I was a freshman in college some girl was running for freshman senate and one of her opponents grabbed a picture off of facebook where the girl was holding a beer, and made posters with it saying she was too irresponsible to be a class senator.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 04:07 |
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For the record, I am gay.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 04:38 |
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Nothing to fear if you've got nothing to hide
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:18 |
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lol just fuckin lmao if you think there are members of these SA forums with the social skills to hold public office
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:27 |
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H.H posted:lol just fuckin lmao if you think there are members of these SA forums with the social skills to hold public office I know a state senator who is the biggest stereotypical goon, I have no idea how he got elected. But there is hope for you goons!
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:29 |
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H.H posted:lol just fuckin lmao if you think there are members of these SA forums with the social skills to hold public office scrotes for county coroner you dont need a degree and you get all the alone time you can handle with those supple corpses
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:32 |
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oh poo poo
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:32 |
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miss pisty i knew it was u
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:37 |
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i'm jeb bush posting on the itnernet forums hello i'm governor jeborah bush but you can call me jeb heh heh
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:37 |
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social vegan posted:i'm jeb bush posting on the itnernet forums hello i'm governor jeborah bush but you can call me jeb heh heh Hi Jeb please kill urself.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:39 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Hi Jeb please kill urself. dios mio
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:42 |
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social vegan posted:dios mio PLZ JEB
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:46 |
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MiracleWhale posted:one time my campaign staff replaced my teleprompter text with the niggerstomper58 post for a campaign speech in san diego and jeez guys, that didn't go over well, that's more of a mississippi thing Hell, id vote for ya
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 05:54 |
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H.H posted:lol just fuckin lmao if you think there are members of these SA forums with the social skills to hold public office i'm pretty sure the only social skills required to attain public office are lying and being a sociopath and i get the feeling lotsa goons have that down
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 06:02 |
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Gobblecoque posted:i'm pretty sure the only social skills required to attain public office are lying and being a sociopath and i get the feeling lotsa goons have that down if people here lied about themselves better we wouldn't know they are all 30-something alcoholics with no prospects and no hope. but that's neither here no there. can we free nooner already and run him for president of a small European country? Nooner for Malta!
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