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folks you may not be aware of this but I'm a well known political figure irl (name rhymes with "piss misty") and I'm concerned that my posting career on the something awful dot com forums may have ruined my chance at the presidency. just imagine the field day the press will have with all those "kill you're famil"s and "suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat"s. is there any hope?!
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one time I released a press release that just said "i'm gay" and the media just took it all wrong
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Jun 21, 2016 23:49
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Bob James posted:I'm above partisan politics. look at this unelectable fuggin scrub
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Chinatown posted:get facefucked till blood gushes from your eye sockets if elected I promise to get face hosed on the floor of the senate, live on cspan
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Jun 21, 2016 23:59
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one time my campaign staff replaced my teleprompter text with the niggerstomper58 post for a campaign speech in san diego and jeez guys, that didn't go over well, that's more of a mississippi thing
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