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Should I stay or should I go?
This poll is closed.
Please stay 195 31.20%
Go away 136 21.76%
Who cares? 99 15.84%
gently caress you op, your soccer sucks and your tea tastes like poo poo! 195 31.20%
Total: 625 votes
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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
"NO SECOND REFERENDUM" SAYS MARGARET THATCHER THERESA MAY!

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:captainpop: HOLY gently caress! DAVID CAMERON RESIGNS! :captainpop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXNV3Ad0qQ0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0ac5HUpDU

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FINAL RESULTS:

Moral of the story: NEVER accept pig blowjobs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqFN3NJjhnU

Somewhere in New York, John Oliver is crying forever.

UK LEAVES EU FOR GOOD!

LEAVE: 17,410,742

REMAIN: 16,141,241

382/382 declared

BBC results

The Guardian results



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Britain has a bad track record of keeping isles and nations happy, two years ago they had to stop Scotland from splitting up even though they've always been loving with them for centuries, this year they got so pissed off of never winning a single Euro League, or a Eurovision since Making Your Mind Up, they decided "you know what, gently caress this" and now they want to leave the EU for good.

In 24 hours, Britain has to vote whether they want to stay or leave the European Union, but if you're outside the UK, why should you care what we think? Mainly because it's fun for the rest of the world to watch us brits tear ourselves apart over it. Ladies and gentlemen, THIS IS BREXIT WATCH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLQJVKP3YlM

Several hours ago, The Telegraph ran an article on the current odds of the EU referendum. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/20/eu-referendum-poll-tracker-and-odds1/

:( okay maybe that doesn't show a clear view of which side's winning, but as you can see the UK are really stumped on which vote matters most.

Let's weigh the pros and cons for either side.

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VOTE STAY

PROS -

The purpose of the European Union is that all nations in the Europe continent are joined together so that:

quote:

People, goods, services, and money can move around the EU as freely as within a single country.
http://europa.eu/pol/singl/index_en.htm

Ironically, almost every other European country abandoned their local currency to start using the Euro (EUR) currency...except for the UK who still use the GBP sterling (and it's worth 30 pence more than the EUR in its current state).

If Britain leaves, not only will they kick out EU citizens, but imported goods would have to jump a few hurdles just to ship them to the UK. So that would be a bit of a letdown. :ohdear:

Also Britain gets a good rep for allowing immigrants into the country, compared to the US where they have to pay up if they want to stay in American soil. Please correct me if I hosed up on US border rules

Of course the EU doesn't want Britain to leave, but so do other countries around the world like Japan, Canada, Israel, India, China, and America. Except Russia for some reason.

Countries like Albania, Macedonia, Serbia, Turkey, and Montenegro are now potential candidates that could be joining the EU in the future, so the UK might have even more integrated citizens in their country (for better or for worse, job-wise, but that would get too complicated) and we might even get some new Eurostar stations.

http://ec.europa.eu/economy_finance/international/non_eu/candidate/index_en.htm

CONS -

Nothing personal, but sometimes the voters who want to stay might come off as a bit extremist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgKHSNqxa8

Although I do like John Oliver and I think his segments are funny and makes valid points here and there, this one was very biased, and he doesn't even live in the UK anymore, so does he even have a vote or say in the matter?

http://www.vox.com/2016/6/21/11989128/john-oliver-brexit-rant-postponed-uk

:ohdear: Oh well at least he tried.

This wasn't the only referendum topic he's covered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YkLPxQp_y0

Even if Britain stays, how does that change the state of policies in the EU overall? Do the UK and Europe improve on their rules and regulations? Will they abandon the GBP for good? Or worse, will both parties do nothing and go back where they started like with Scotland? Unless the EU make some changes for the better to keep a strong bond with Britain, maybe this vote won't make any difference.

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VOTE LEAVE

PROS -

The ones who want to leave feel they're losing control when they're partnered with other european countries, they feel UK laws are overruled by EU laws, Britain would gain independence and start implementing its own rules if it decides to leave.

Britain would supposedly be allowed to do independent trade deals with growing economies and countries like Canada, Australia, New Zealand, China, and India without getting permission from the rest of the EU.

http://news.cbi.org.uk/business-issues/uk-and-the-european-union/eu-business-facts/10-facts-about-eu-trade-deals-pdf/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/19/what-would-brexit-mean-for-british-trade/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36078092

One major point leavers bring up is the UK pays £350 million per week to the EU instead of the NHS, the vote could affect whether Britain can keep doing free health care or they'll have to start privatising hospitals.

CONS -

The £350 million per week claim isn't entirely true, it's actually down to about £248 million per week. Also the EU sent a budget of £4.4 billion to the UK last year.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/reality-check/2016/may/23/does-the-eu-really-cost-the-uk-350m-a-week
http://infacts.org/uk-doesnt-send-eu-350m-a-week-or-55m-a-day/
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/483344/EU_finances_2015_final_web_09122015.pdf#page=18

Leaving would presumably cut off connections and transport to other EU countries like France and Belgium, so bye bye Eurostar! :wave:

One major downside is Nigel Farage of UKIP is supporting the Leave campaign. If you have no idea who he is, congrats on avoiding the general election last year. Nigel Farage is an extremely racist bigot who gets little to no love from anyone. You'd be wrong to say he's the UK version of Trump (because that's Sir Alan Sugar) but he does get an equally bad rep as him. He's far worse than Nick Griffin and BNP. Just to give you a taste of how loathed he is, watch him insult the audience during the BBC debate last year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7DrRDro4So

By the end of the debate, he was left all alone. :smuggo:

To make matters even worse, one supporter murdered Jo Cox, an MP who supported the Stay campaign, this was a tragic incident that never should've physically harmed anyone and could make the Leave campaign lose the winning vote.

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Well that's all the information gathered from both parties, what's Britain going to do next? Could they possibly screw themselves over? Find out on 23rd of June! :cheers:


as requested by A ILL BREAKFAST

Junior Jr. fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Aug 31, 2016

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Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

If you vote leave you're probably an old racist OP

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I want to watch some breasts exit some blouses, voted 2

naem
May 29, 2011

Why would you cut off or inhibit the flow of desperate Eastern European women?

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010
Probably not gonna happen.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'm excited and am hoping they exit. I just want to see what happens. I've never heard a Brit discuss politics on American radio stations but I've heard 2 sound bytes from 2 diff Brits saying that they want to exit and comparing it to Mexico making laws the US has to follow. Lol.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
If Britain leaves: I laugh at those dumb Brits for loving themselves over for a hollow grab at independence in an increasingly global world.

If Britain stays: I laugh at those British pussies for not having the stones to go through with their threats. Instead choosing to sheepishly complain as the EU at large ignores them.

Either way, I have a lot of abject stupidity to look forward to in the coming years! :cool:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

It'll really gently caress China over with no route to the EU that sounds funny enough right there.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
basically do the opposite of whatever the royals think

then cut their heads off because lol you still have royals

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Wendigee posted:

It'll really gently caress China over with no route to the EU that sounds funny enough right there.

which is funny because the usa said "lol if you think that you'll get special treatment from us if you aren't part of the eu" and the leavers melted down

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

which is funny because the usa said "lol if you think that you'll get special treatment from us if you aren't part of the eu" and the leavers melted down

Well, the US has long wanted a European political block ala the US. Just one that was more integrated and more sympathetic to listening to American interests. So leavers shouldn't be surprised.

I'm not so sure about how well the EU is going to do even if they stay.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
i got $20 on leave

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Remember when Europe mattered? Lol, crazy times!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Good luck, UK!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

rezatahs posted:

basically do the opposite of whatever the royals think

then cut their heads off because lol you still have royals

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Please leave so the foul dark majicks that bind George Soros's s soul to his ghoul-like corpse will be broken

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


this was funny until that lady got killed

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
could you make the Op a bit longer I almost died from boredom but not quite

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I'm a Polish plumber so my opinion is that Uk should stay

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
My main concern is what impact the outcome will have on gas prices. I would like sub $2.00 gas prices again FYI

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
If Britain is in the EU how come you guys use pounds instead of euros?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I don't think they should do it

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Pollyanna posted:

this was funny until that lady got killed

Uhh. Guns are illegal in the UK :grin: also that Brit tried to murder Trump but he didn't have a gun and has been in the US for over a year :grin::grin:

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


I'm feeling something.

I feel... like I'm a better person than an entire country just because it's possible that they might actually leave.

This must be what UK citizens feel every day that Trump is a possibility as a US president.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


who cares england isnt even a real country

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
If the British economy has troubles because of this I vote we send them recipes on how to cook edible food to get things going again

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
which option improves dental care, that's the one they should take

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Camelot should just keep paying billions to the EU and keep being a dumpster for worthless unskilled undesirables no one else will take. What is the problem just lay back and take it like a man you whiners

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Danger Mahoney posted:

Camelot should just keep paying billions to the EU and keep being a dumpster for worthless unskilled undesirables no one else will take. What is the problem just lay back and take it like a man you whiners

We got a live one!!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Danger Mahoney posted:

Camelot should just keep paying billions to the EU and keep being a dumpster for worthless unskilled undesirables no one else will take. What is the problem just lay back and take it like a man you whiners

:yeah:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


As an American, I am more interested in the idiotic but growing movement for Texas to leave the Union.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Fire Barrel posted:

Well, the US has long wanted a European political block ala the US. Just one that was more integrated and more sympathetic to listening to American interests. So leavers shouldn't be surprised.

I'm not so sure about how well the EU is going to do even if they stay.

if the british leave there is a 100% chance that germany will become the usa's new favorite

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

"grexit" sounded like a disgusting bodily function, why the hell did the media decide to do the same naming format with Britain

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Why is the EU failing as a whole?
Is Britain going to make or break it?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
So if the UK leaves the EU, they can make retarded trade deals with their worshipable pal China and finally come to realize how dumb of an idea it is to suck up to them?

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
john oliver says to stay and he's pretty unfunny so i think they should leave

also no checkbox poll, wtf?

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

Why is the EU failing as a whole?
Is Britain going to make or break it?

The EU failing is as simple as trying to form a financial "United States" without a federal government. You'd just have Texas using oil money to bully other states around and a disproportionate amount of imbalanced spending with no real control on any of it. There is no overseeing check and balance so it's basically every man for himself and different countries are taking as much advantage as they can of the rest of them, causing the poorer ones to explode and the middle tier ones to be slapped around and burst into tears.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Inzombiac posted:

As an American, I am more interested in the idiotic but growing movement for Texas to leave the Union.

I support Texit if we get to purge Austin after succession

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Outpost22 posted:

john oliver says to stay and he's pretty unfunny so i think they should leave

also no checkbox poll, wtf?

He's more propaganda than comedy now. It's pretty terrible, losing all respect for a guy who was a clown to begin with.

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Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

TEAH SYAG posted:

I support Texit if we get to purge Austin after succession

Pretty sure the drug cartels would take care of that.

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