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Applewhite posted:Stories like this always piss me off. Like when a burglar breaks into a house and cuts his hand on broken glass and successfully sues the owner. It's loving bullshit. Anyone who violates the sanctity of another person's home should consider their life forfeit to the owner's wishes. this is why you should kill all intruders dead men can't sue
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62 year old, with a one year old daughter my Fritzl sense is tingling sounds to me like a sex dungeon where'd he get the daughter from? his daughter
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Captain Yossarian posted:Being tricked into reading a Tramadol Junkie thread is the real crime here tramadol keeps the forums afloat with all he reregs lowtax can sit in house and just post on twitter all day thanks to white power people makes u think mods knew
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Zorodius posted:it should be 100% legal to booby trap your house. It's your loving house. It is, this is an HOA at work, not the law.
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Wanna fish that pond
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vols bitch posted:tramadol keeps the forums afloat with all he reregs Good point . mods KNOW
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:It is, this is an HOA at work, not the law. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...riend-legs.html Edit: dammit this is SA not UK
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You British people are ridiculous. Everyone knows the best defense against borglors is a pit full of swords.
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I bet they didn't even say it was specifically dangerous to burglars, and just don't want to hire an inspector to inspect it for liability or try to insure a pond they don't know if it's safe or not that they didn't ask him to build.
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Would someone PLEASE think of the safety of crazed home invaders for once HOLY poo poo WHATS WRONG WITH EVERYONE gently caress
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RobattoJesus posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...riend-legs.html Lmao, how did he manage to get shot six times by that thing? Ban fully automatic assault pellet guns.
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So he's in a council house and has decided to build a fuckoff great big concrete pond in the middle of the garden without getting permission. Then when the landlord says 'hey you can't just build a fuckoff great big concrete pond in the house you're renting', he goes to the papers with this bullshit story.quote:A spokeswoman for his housing association, Sovereign, said: ‘We don’t want to prevent anyone enjoying hobbies which may include fish keeping in a garden pond but, as the landlord, we do ask residents to get our permission if they intend running a business from their home or building a permanent structure.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Being tricked into reading a Tramadol Junkie thread is the real crime here Hey, I was duped too
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Cthulu Carl posted:62 years old with a 1 year old daughter.
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Cthulu Carl posted:62 years old with a 1 year old daughter. Jeff Goldblum is 63 and has a 1 year old kid.
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guys can have kids up until they die not really a surprise if you can't get it up they got pills and everything
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Xenomrph posted:Jeff Goldblum is 63 and has a 1 year old kid. Life... finds a way
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Xenomrph posted:Jeff Goldblum is 63 and has a 1 year old kid. I'm guessing Jeff Goldblum doesn't have a pond
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Zorodius posted:A man who steps in a bear trap may sue. Voted to fill the pond with acid.
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RobattoJesus posted:I'm guessing Jeff Goldblum doesn't have a pond You know Jeff Goldblum has some sort of pond.
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Maybe he should just drown his kid. It's not like he will get to know the adult it grows up to be, he's too old. He will be dead during its childhood. What's the point? Then he won't need a wall to keep dumb kids out and he can keep his pond.
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Tramadol Junkie posted:A man has claimed he has been told to remove a pond in his back garden because it could pose a danger to burglars. Bullshit story, dont trust anything from a uk site for news. Your next post is gonna be about the Roomba that committed suicide on the stove!
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Professor Shark posted:Life... finds a way In this case, the 'way' is that his wife is 33.
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The Locator posted:In this case, the 'way' is that his wife is 33. the 'way' is 'way to go Jeff Goldblum'
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Drown all burglars.
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Pot Of Shoe posted:God, I wish this thread was about Jeff Goldblum so bad right now. It is now 
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Blue Train posted:guys can have kids up until they die not really a surprise Science is amazing. I hear they even have a pill that allows men to make love to eachother
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Pot Of Shoe posted:God, I wish this thread was about Jeff Goldblum so bad right now. Be the change you wish to see in the world
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Is a pond really a structure though? I mean, it is now, with a bunch of cinder blocks stacked around it in the ugliest possible manner. But originally, is a hole you put some stuff in a structure?
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Skeleton Ape posted:You British people are ridiculous. Everyone knows the best defense against borglors is a pit full of swords. Huh, I just keep massive alligators in my pond but I'm from Florida so go with what works for you imo
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Cthulu Carl posted:62 years old with a 1 year old daughter. I stopped reading here too. You're going to be raising kids in your 80's. gently caress your pond, your life is ruined.
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Imagine going through middle school and having to take care of your incontinent 70-something year old dad
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TJ is like a British Prorat only with less possum cold cuts and more reused syringes
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smh that you can't even have a moat in britain anymore no wonder they're such a joke
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Drad_Bert posted:Waiting for 3Olives to weigh in on this difficult topic You're talking about Jeff Goldblum right?
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