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did he learn hadoken yet
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:01 |
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I have never ever seen a single boob.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:01 |
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for those who dont know, "karate" is the ancient japanese art of breaking balsa wood planks in your pajamas. *gong* (bows to sensei)
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:05 |
Ape Fist posted:I have never ever seen a single boob. Good you must keep your chi
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:05 |
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bradzilla posted:that hasn't been a rule for like 5 years I still reupload every image to imgur and genesplicer even confirmed recently hot linking is against the rules but lol just lol if you think anyone is checking image urls anymore. Just don't post anything that old man gene will quote and even then I don't think anyone including him cares
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:06 |
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Shoot at 11 I was already making copies of VHS porn to beta max to keep, some chick wanted me I'd have been gobsmacked. Yes I'm a little old that beta max was even available to me at any age
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:19 |
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LethalGeek posted:Shoot at 11 I was already making copies of VHS porn to beta max to keep, some chick wanted me I'd have been gobsmacked. change your name to "a bootleg porn betamax"
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:23 |
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Kuato posted:I wanted to take karate but my parents wouldn't let me, instead they gave me a book on karate. Looks like I missed my one and only chance to get laid I think your parents were tryin to tell you somethin bud
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:26 |
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bradzilla posted:that hasn't been a rule for like 5 years who gives a gently caress about rules, they just don't show up
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:27 |
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Gaunab posted:who gives a gently caress about rules, they just don't show up fair enough here you go
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:54 |
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https://www.everipedia.com/stephannie-figueroa/ lmao
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 19:59 |
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her instagram: "free stephanie so she can send me nudes"
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:07 |
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hahah also wtf is up with her chin
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:07 |
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Blue Train posted:hahah also wtf is up with her chin She has a dick dent. That's where her mom had sex late in her pregnancy, resulting in the dent on her chin.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:08 |
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Ape Fist posted:I have never ever seen a single boob. I saw a boob but she was Chinese so I don't think it counts. 2flat2furious.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:09 |
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mr_cramalldees posted:She has a dick dent. That's where her mom had sex late in her pregnancy, resulting in the dent on her chin. 11 year olds fetuses everyone is getting laid more than me
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:10 |
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Ape Fist posted:I have never ever seen a single boob. OK IDC
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:11 |
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How low must your self-esteem be for you to repeatedly proposition an 11-year-old and just get completely shut down like that, I think this is the flat-out worst seduction attempt I have ever heard of
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:12 |
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On the one hand I'm like "her friends should feel bad about themselves for not taking her out to bars more often so she can get laid" and on the other hand I'm like "if she failed this hard at macking on an 11-year-old boy maybe that wouldn't have helped"
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:13 |
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loquacius posted:On the one hand I'm like "her friends should feel bad about themselves for not taking her out to bars more often so she can get laid" and on the other hand I'm like "if she failed this hard at macking on an 11-year-old boy maybe that wouldn't have helped" At some point you have to recognize you're an evolutionary dead-end.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:17 |
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Crouching Cougar, Kiddie Dragon
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:20 |
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Master of the Trying PedoForTween
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:23 |
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Young Dude Hustle you don't even have to change Police Story's name
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:27 |
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i guess you could say she was a fan of the karate kid
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:31 |
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Sweep the third leg
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:44 |
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one secret to unleash your chi karate masters don't want you to know about
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 20:48 |
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this kid is totally a gay
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:05 |
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he probably hasn't hit puberty yet ya nerds.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:08 |
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Prettz posted:this kid is totally a gay And a narc
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:09 |
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Darth123123 posted:I was promised nude photos
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:11 |
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this kid is actually epic and lol if you try to own him because he will own u so good
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:13 |
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hmm i guess the lady was a blue belt
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:14 |
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That kid is ice cold. But wtf lady, she could manage to catch a winky at a bar way easier
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:14 |
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i bet she always smells like she just ate.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:15 |
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Not old enough to go to a bar and too dumb to get a fake id
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:15 |
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This is unequivocally proof that men are NOT LIKELY to be sexual predators, and, in fact, women are the dangerous perverts.
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:23 |
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Guys I think she was just a pedophile and not someone who couldn't get grown man dong. Crazy I know but they make pedophiles in the female flavor. It's just that nature made it harder for them to rape children
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:23 |
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Guys I think she was just a pedophile and not someone who couldn't get grown man dong. Crazy I know but they make pedophiles in the female flavor. It's just that nature made it harder for them to rape children goons like to imagine its very hard for everyone to get sex to make them feel better
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:25 |
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this lady probably had bigger problems than not being able to get laid because she was too young to go to the bar
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# ? Jun 22, 2016 21:27 |
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Pitdragon posted:I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this lady probably had bigger problems than not being able to get laid because she was too young to go to the bar If a relatively fit 20 year old chick can not figure out how to catch a dick, she's full on tarded
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