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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

did he learn hadoken yet

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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
I have never ever seen a single boob.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
for those who dont know, "karate" is the ancient japanese art of breaking balsa wood planks in your pajamas.







*gong*

(bows to sensei)

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Ape Fist posted:

I have never ever seen a single boob.

Good you must keep your chi

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

bradzilla posted:

that hasn't been a rule for like 5 years

I still reupload every image to imgur and genesplicer even confirmed recently hot linking is against the rules but lol just lol if you think anyone is checking image urls anymore. Just don't post anything that old man gene will quote and even then I don't think anyone including him cares

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Shoot at 11 I was already making copies of VHS porn to beta max to keep, some chick wanted me I'd have been gobsmacked.

Yes I'm a little old that beta max was even available to me at any age

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

LethalGeek posted:

Shoot at 11 I was already making copies of VHS porn to beta max to keep, some chick wanted me I'd have been gobsmacked.

Yes I'm a little old that beta max was even available to me at any age

change your name to "a bootleg porn betamax"

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Kuato posted:

I wanted to take karate but my parents wouldn't let me, instead they gave me a book on karate. Looks like I missed my one and only chance to get laid

I think your parents were tryin to tell you somethin bud

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

bradzilla posted:

that hasn't been a rule for like 5 years

who gives a gently caress about rules, they just don't show up

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Gaunab posted:

who gives a gently caress about rules, they just don't show up

fair enough here you go

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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lmao

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
her instagram:

"free stephanie so she can send me nudes"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


hahah also wtf is up with her chin

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Blue Train posted:

hahah also wtf is up with her chin



She has a dick dent. That's where her mom had sex late in her pregnancy, resulting in the dent on her chin.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Ape Fist posted:

I have never ever seen a single boob.

I saw a boob but she was Chinese so I don't think it counts. 2flat2furious.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

mr_cramalldees posted:

She has a dick dent. That's where her mom had sex late in her pregnancy, resulting in the dent on her chin.

11 year olds fetuses everyone is getting laid more than me :(

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Ape Fist posted:

I have never ever seen a single boob.

OK IDC

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

How low must your self-esteem be for you to repeatedly proposition an 11-year-old and just get completely shut down like that, I think this is the flat-out worst seduction attempt I have ever heard of

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

On the one hand I'm like "her friends should feel bad about themselves for not taking her out to bars more often so she can get laid" and on the other hand I'm like "if she failed this hard at macking on an 11-year-old boy maybe that wouldn't have helped"

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

loquacius posted:

On the one hand I'm like "her friends should feel bad about themselves for not taking her out to bars more often so she can get laid" and on the other hand I'm like "if she failed this hard at macking on an 11-year-old boy maybe that wouldn't have helped"

At some point you have to recognize you're an evolutionary dead-end.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Crouching Cougar, Kiddie Dragon

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Master of the Trying PedoForTween

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Young Dude Hustle

you don't even have to change Police Story's name

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i guess you could say she was a fan of the karate kid

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Sweep the third leg

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
one secret to unleash your chi karate masters don't want you to know about

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

this kid is totally a gay

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


he probably hasn't hit puberty yet ya nerds.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Prettz posted:

this kid is totally a gay

And a narc

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Darth123123 posted:

I was promised nude photos

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
this kid is actually epic and lol if you try to own him because he will own u so good

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
hmm i guess the lady was a blue belt

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
That kid is ice cold. But wtf lady, she could manage to catch a winky at a bar way easier

OJ.SImpson
Jan 20, 2001

i bet she always smells like she just ate.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Not old enough to go to a bar and too dumb to get a fake id

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


This is unequivocally proof that men are NOT LIKELY to be sexual predators, and, in fact, women are the dangerous perverts.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Guys I think she was just a pedophile and not someone who couldn't get grown man dong. Crazy I know but they make pedophiles in the female flavor. It's just that nature made it harder for them to rape children

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Guys I think she was just a pedophile and not someone who couldn't get grown man dong. Crazy I know but they make pedophiles in the female flavor. It's just that nature made it harder for them to rape children

goons like to imagine its very hard for everyone to get sex to make them feel better

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this lady probably had bigger problems than not being able to get laid because she was too young to go to the bar

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tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Pitdragon posted:

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this lady probably had bigger problems than not being able to get laid because she was too young to go to the bar

If a relatively fit 20 year old chick can not figure out how to catch a dick, she's full on tarded

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