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"i hid all my money deep inside my rear end in a top hat" and then after he goes in after it, and realizes i didn't have any money to begin with, he feels pretty embarrassed and a little gay
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turn to the nearest person and shout "AVENGE ME" as you lay dying if nobody else is around shouting it to your killer will suffice
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Jun 22, 2016 21:53
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cancel your gym membership so they dont keep billing you
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Jun 22, 2016 21:54
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here is my advice: being murdered is good and cool and everyone should try it out
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Jun 22, 2016 21:55
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Tuxedo Gin posted:"i hid all my money deep inside my rear end in a top hat" plus you might get some of dat juicy dna evidence i was talking about. good idea
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Jun 22, 2016 21:56
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Parallax Scroll posted:cancel your gym membership so they dont keep billing you practical
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Jun 22, 2016 21:56
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Solice Kirsk posted:Not if it's leftover crack. there's no such thing as leftover crack
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Jun 22, 2016 21:58
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DICKLORD BONE posted:there's no such thing as leftover crack 
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Jun 22, 2016 22:02
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CSI would be a lot more realistic if they said things like "lets get dat juice" "juicy time" "aww man check out this sweet juice"
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Jun 22, 2016 22:04
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Statistically it is likely you know your assailant so you can take comfort in the fact that you don't have to worry about awkward introductions or preparing cheesy icebreaker games beforehand.
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Jun 22, 2016 22:11
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JiveHonky posted:
- Be other than caucasian. - Get heavily involved in the drug trade - Live (die) in happening places such as Chicago, Detroit, Philli or anywhere on the US/Mexico border.
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Jun 22, 2016 22:17
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OH don't forget to put the lotion in the basket
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Cartouche posted:- Be other than caucasian. no? those murders dont get solved. you have missed the point spectacularly Cartouche, as usual.
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Jun 22, 2016 22:20
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How do I, a goat, go about getting murdered?
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Jun 22, 2016 22:25
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PBS Newshour posted:CSI would be a lot more realistic if they said things like "lets get dat juice" "juicy time" "aww man check out this sweet juice" Lol.
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Jun 22, 2016 22:26
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VendaGoat posted:How do I, a goat, go about getting murdered? Geta pitbull. They love killing kids
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Jun 22, 2016 22:28
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VendaGoat posted:How do I, a goat, go about getting murdered? How tasty are you atm
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VendaGoat posted:How do I, a goat, go about getting murdered? i dont know i dont think anyone has ever killed a goat
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darkhand posted:Geta pitbull. They love killing kids Oh, SNAP!
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Jun 22, 2016 22:28
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JiveHonky posted:no? those murders dont get solved. you have missed the point spectacularly Cartouche, as usual. I read the title and  my advice for being murdered.
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Jun 22, 2016 22:44
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After you get murdered, it can be tempting to wake up in ur bed and think, "Oh man!! Was it all a dream?!!" but DON'T DO IT, as this can result in Repeating Day Syndrome.
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Ork of Fiction posted:After you get murdered, it can be tempting to wake up in ur bed and think, "Oh man!! Was it all a dream?!!" but DON'T DO IT, as this can result in Repeating Day Syndrome. alternatively do this to grind up skill points i know some people who have actually seek getting murder so they can learn the piano and such
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Jun 22, 2016 23:18
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Cartouche posted:I read the title and i cant stay mad at you. get over here and give me a hug
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Jun 22, 2016 23:19
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iuf theres someone in your life that you hate spell their name out in your blood. our justice system is so lovely that theres a decent chance that person will go to jail
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Jun 22, 2016 23:25
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PBS Newshour posted:alternatively do this to grind up skill points i know some people who have actually seek getting murder so they can learn the piano and such Yeah I ground up so many skill points this way on the day I was supposed to get murdered that when I was finally sick and tired of repeating the day and ready to die the murderer was too low of a level to consider following me home... 
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Robo Reagan posted:iuf theres someone in your life that you hate spell their name out in your blood. our justice system is so lovely that theres a decent chance that person will go to jail totally stealing this
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Yeah I ground up so many skill points this way on the day I was supposed to get murdered that when I was finally sick and tired of repeating the day and ready to die the murderer was too low of a level to consider following me home... youre saying you couldnt keep aggro and the murderer leashed or he didnt aggro at all? tough break man
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JiveHonky posted:in the case of sneaky assassination-type of getting murdered the only thing you can really do is keep a list of people with motive. people who hate you, or who will benefit financially from your death. that will help the investigators a lot. Be sure to keep your potential murderer list updated and annotated with their Date of Birth, current Address, your 'Last Seen On' Records, any Slights-Against-Your-Person-Recorded-Out-of-Context Quotes, and most importantly don't forget the Predictions and Assumptions section- that's the most fun part! You could be the next Nostradamus of being murdered!
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come back as a vengeful revenant and lay waste to all your killer loved
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