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Sep 16, 2008

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Feb 23, 2007

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May 30, 2015

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Kennedy assassination

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Pvt.Scott posted:

I see you know your cryptids. I tried filming a skunk ape bathing in a river once, but all I had was my camera phone and I couldn't keep the shot straight enough while jerkin' to get any good footage. She had the worst loving garbage-heap-on-fire musk. My dick was hard like diamonds.

in florida there is an ape-like creature called the "swamp cabbage man" so-named for it's foul, fetid odor also it is not my mother.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Pvt.Scott posted:

I see you know your cryptids. I tried filming a skunk ape bathing in a river once, but all I had was my camera phone and I couldn't keep the shot straight enough while jerkin' to get any good footage. She had the worst loving garbage-heap-on-fire musk. My dick was hard like diamonds.

Call me :bigtran:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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Mar 18, 2009

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Oct 21, 2010
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May 30, 2015

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Jun 16, 2010

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EorayMel posted:

Kennedy assassination

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Feb 24, 2011

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Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
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Jan 7, 2013

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Oct 26, 2004

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Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

in florida there is an ape-like creature called the "swamp cabbage man" so-named for it's foul, fetid odor also it is not my mother.

my mom does live in florida. and she is super hairy, stinks and lives in the swamp but this is all circumstantial evidence. love u mom.

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Aug 13, 2002

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Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
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Nov 17, 2004

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Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
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Sep 16, 2008

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Monkey Fracas posted:

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Oct 21, 2010
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Feb 8, 2005

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Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
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Aug 13, 2002

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
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escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
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Oct 21, 2015

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Mar 4, 2009

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Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

my mom does live in florida. and she is super hairy, stinks and lives in the swamp but this is all circumstantial evidence. love u mom.

Going to try out this search term ASAP!

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Sep 10, 2014

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Did anyone beat me to this fresh joke?

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Oct 30, 2011


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Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

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Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
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A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Windows 98 posted:

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

needs bigger boat posted:

i use tumblr for porn so it mostly recommends me exactly what i want. for some reason horses keep showing up though lol

You like chicks with big noses, too?

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