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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
MILF tries to program DVR

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
DILF works nine hour shift at desk job in a cubicle, no homo.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Andy Kaufman wrestles a 327 pound woman

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

four dudes suck each other off but there is a bored looking naked woman in the background which makes it not gay.

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe

Pvt.Scott posted:

You like chicks with big noses, too?

I kinda wish it was just figurative horse porn

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
gently caress it time to revive pornmd. Go post your favorite ones from here:
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Good example:

Another good example:

Now for some of my own:

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EorayMel fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Jun 22, 2016

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

EorayMel posted:

gently caress it time to revive pornmd. Go post your favorite ones from here:
http://www.pornmd.com/live-search
Completely safe for work, just text.

Good example:

Another good example:

Now for some of my own:

Ryker's Island riot

Ship stranded off coast of Somalia.

Emperor scorpion Brazilian wandering spider cage match

SWAT vs Suburban White Alcoholic Trash

The Adventures of Dick Black, the Black Dick.

Dobbie's Doggystyle House
dare dorm ebony? I thought Dare was in jail or at least not around any longer. Is he up to his old hijinks?

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
asuka from evangelion has three way lesbian sex with asuka from tekken and wwe wrestler asuka

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


a chick is playing sega master system and keeps having to get up to hit the pause button

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


woman erotically scared by microwave popcorn sound

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
driving with needle on Empty for way too long B4 getting gas

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Miniature pony crushes mans balls while his wife is bound and gagged and forced to watch, while cumming

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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Fly Eagles Fly


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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Illegal Canadian immigrant from Russia is called over to do woodcutting on a farm in broad daylight and paid a generous sum of Canadian dollars for his efforts.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

smurfette

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

lesbians in bondage machine that continuously simulates the feeling of leaning too far back in chair

hell yeah

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
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e: +fat

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
Train grope Asian

oh wait this isn't reddit

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Bad dragon insertion

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

DiHK posted:

Train grope Asian

oh wait this isn't reddit 4chan

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

clean hands, tidy & sexy

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

frot till you drop

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

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E: anal gaping

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
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Hyped
Jan 28, 2004
Google "Pornhub's 2015 Year in Review". Some interesting statistics from a major porn site. I'd provide a link but it's directly on pornhub so who knows if it's NWS, don't want to get anyone banned!

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Bad dragon insertion

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
The teaches of Peaches

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Dad goes in the backyard to grill some burgers while wife chops a salad and kids play badminton after dinner kids go to bed bills are paid wife heads to bed early to sob quietly reflecting on unfulfilled emotional needs while dad silently jacks off sitting on toilet

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

numberoneposter posted:

frot till you drop

COCK RUB WARRIORS RULE.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
suburban dad drives around parking lot 10 times before parking in empty spot 2 feet closer to store entrance than spot that was vacant since iteration one.

:gizz:

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

resident posted:

Dad goes in the backyard to grill some burgers while wife chops a salad and kids play badminton after dinner kids go to bed bills are paid wife heads to bed early to sob quietly reflecting on unfulfilled emotional needs while dad silently jacks off sitting on toilet

That video was leaked online without my permission please do not contribute to spreading it.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Applewhite posted:

That video was leaked online without my permission please do not contribute to spreading it.

I am gonna spread my seed on ur face.

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
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