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Dec 31, 2007
hi thread, one time i encountered "midget quits anal scene" on porn MD's live search feed and i have never stopped wondering what the gently caress?!

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Jan 21, 2007

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I actually work for the company that owns Pornhub, Youporn, Redtube, Tube8, Brazzers, Reality Kings, and others. I used to be in charge of tagging vids every day, sometimes titling them.

The weirdest thing was a series of gay videos on Youporn that involved a talking plant that convinced two burglars to gently caress each other.

Seriously, go to youporngay.com, search for 'plant' and you'll see some videos I've had to review, tag, and title.

And yes, Pornhub stats are always wonderful.

Edit: my answer to the thread's question is 'plant' because it's loving weird.

how did you lose that responsibility

you had it loving made

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

how did you lose that responsibility

you had it loving made

My current position is way better, working on higher-quality vids, getting paid more, more job security.

Also, "gaping matilda"

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Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I actually work for the company that owns Pornhub, Youporn, Redtube, Tube8, Brazzers, Reality Kings, and others. I used to be in charge of tagging vids every day, sometimes titling them.

The weirdest thing was a series of gay videos on Youporn that involved a talking plant that convinced two burglars to gently caress each other.

Seriously, go to youporngay.com, search for 'plant' and you'll see some videos I've had to review, tag, and title.

And yes, Pornhub stats are always wonderful.

Edit: my answer to the thread's question is 'plant' because it's loving weird.

How many searches are search terms that have never been searched before?

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Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
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Applewhite posted:

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I like the cut of your cock, goonsir. How about "pee wee's gayhouse?"

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by vyelkin
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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

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You'll find stuff on Youporn for that, btw.

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