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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I actually work for the company that owns Pornhub, Youporn, Redtube, Tube8, Brazzers, Reality Kings, and others. I used to be in charge of tagging vids every day, sometimes titling them.

The weirdest thing was a series of gay videos on Youporn that involved a talking plant that convinced two burglars to gently caress each other.

Seriously, go to youporngay.com, search for 'plant' and you'll see some videos I've had to review, tag, and title.

And yes, Pornhub stats are always wonderful.

Edit: my answer to the thread's question is 'plant' because it's loving weird.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

how did you lose that responsibility

you had it loving made

My current position is way better, working on higher-quality vids, getting paid more, more job security.

Also, "gaping matilda"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

"ugly couch"

You'll find stuff on Youporn for that, btw.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

social vegan posted:

jimmy deans pancake corndog with a breakfast sausage inside AND link sausage NOT patty sausage

The man was known as a sausage magnate.

Or sausage magnet.

:getin:

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