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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkVlC2WgEwc

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
aw dammit like i need another curse right now... dammit.... DAMMIT

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
That video scared the everloving poo poo out of me when I first saw it.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Not clicking on that poo poo, unlike the clickbait title that was designed for me.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Such my dick op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
lol if you think being viewed as racist isnt the true curse

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Try making friends with a black person. If possible, try to make at least some of your best friends black people, that way, if someone accuses you of being racist, you can calmly explain to them that some of your best friends are black.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

Such my dick op

This isn't poo poo post bit an active suggestion. I'm Mexican it'll prove you're not racist

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Blackface.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

Try making friends with a black person. If possible, try to make at least some of your best friends black people, that way, if someone accuses you of being racist, you can calmly explain to them that some of your best friends are black.

sounds frightening!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
look man i got true curses out the rear end here... some of them more immediately pressing than some goddamn race relation poo poo... i mean the margarita machine at my party tonight ran dry so someone got pissed and cast summon skeleton and thats just the tip of the iceberg dont even get me started on the goddamn magical wards preventing my access to public transportation!!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Volume posted:

This isn't poo poo post bit an active suggestion. I'm Mexican it'll prove you're not racist

thanks for having my back :respek:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Iron Prince posted:

look man i got true curses out the rear end here... some of them more immediately pressing than some goddamn race relation poo poo... i mean the margarita machine at my party tonight ran dry so someone got pissed and cast summon skeleton and thats just the tip of the iceberg dont even get me started on the goddamn magical wards preventing my access to public transportation!!

a well ghost just crawled out my fuckin TV!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

by not posting the threads you do.

Doggir
Dec 24, 2013

The trick is to prove to them that they are racist..

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
the simultaneous ability to post a thread like this while nonstop complaining about the state of gbs is powerful

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Say a lot of really racist things, in an ironic tone or manner, to really prove you're past racism.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
You should watch this instead... I promise you will not die in 7 days!

it will be 10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHXgNn18z90

PS this is the inspiration for the rings cursed video if I remember correctly

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

by not posting the threads you do.

you have love in your name twice, what are you hiding

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

a well ghost just crawled out my fuckin TV!

fuckin. same. here. thank. you. very. much. jive. honky.

im not even mad at this point its just so over the top all i can do is laugh

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ArtIsResistance posted:

the simultaneous ability to post a thread like this while nonstop complaining about the state of gbs is powerful

good thing i dont do that!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Try to list the good qualities of other races, like how large Black men's penises are, how Mexicans are so good at gardening, and how Chinamen are best at math. When people see how positively you view other races, they will realize you can't possibly be racist.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm a racist ama

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
Vote Hillary like all the other cowards op.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Doggir posted:

The trick is to prove to them that they are racist..

If they are that stupid you can just convert them to racism

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm a racist ama

WHAT DO I DO ABOUT ALL THESE GODDAMN SKELETONS

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm a racist ama

Which race is the best one?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Applewhite posted:

Which race is the best one?

White people, no italians or irish or polish tho.

Doggir
Dec 24, 2013

Applewhite posted:

Try to list the good qualities of other races, like how large Black men's penises are, how Mexicans are so good at gardening, and how Chinamen are best at math. When people see how positively you view other races, they will realize you can't possibly be racist.

You have to follow it up with "I love <Insert ethnicity>".

Example: "I love mexicans"

Also have people take pictures of you eating their food, but don't eat like authentic food because hat stuff is weird and gross.

Hope this helps.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

White people, no italians or irish or polish tho.

OK so you're a libtard. Got it.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
get black friends

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Get a chill black friend.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
Let a bull impregnate your wife op

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


this thread makes no sense

congrats OP for contributing to the white noise that is most of GBS :bravo:

Doggir
Dec 24, 2013

Applewhite posted:

Which race is the best one?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i dont have proof that i'm not racist but the reason im not racist is because of growing up on air force bases in 4 different states. as a kid i was exposed to all the different cultures of the rainbow and we all had the same social status because all our dads did the same thing basically and everyone was on equal economic footing. integrating children is vital if we want to push racism out of our society. isolating communities of people only breeds ignorance and mistrust.

i watched Windows 98s cursed video response so im probably gonna die in 10 days, but not as a racist. i will die free of prejudice.

except for people from Guam. they are a dirty, backwards people.

thank you.

Doggir
Dec 24, 2013

Volcott posted:

Get a chill white washed* black friend.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm a racist ama

What should I do about this lump on my back?

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

sit in public, preferably in an area with lots of minorities, reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich while shaking your head and saying aloud, "What a mistake. What a terrible terrible mistake"

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dreddout posted:

What should I do about this lump on my back?

call it the n-word? just guessing here

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