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i've been ranting about this for years OP. mario is an insane drug addict who goes around beating up "goombas" and "koopa troopas". he is rescuing a "princess" from a "castle" but usually "the princess is in another castle" if you can't see how this is leads back to a huge illuminati conspiracy involving "international bankers" then i don't know what tell you
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and "mario brothers" but one of thems a luigi bro. putty for the av
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who was the mother of bowser's kids, eh?
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also my dad once called yoshi "mooshi" and we still laugh at him to this day.
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"MOOSHIS EATIN YO DICK LOL" It's YOSHI, DAD. OWNED
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TOOT BOOT posted:who was the mother of bowser's kids, eh? yoshi
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Warren Zevon posted:and "mario brothers" but one of thems a luigi bro. This was settled long ago. Their last name is Mario. The older brother is named Mario Mario and the younger brother is named Luigi Mario.
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Cnut the Great posted:This was settled long ago. Their last name is Mario. The older brother is named Mario Mario and the younger brother is named Luigi Mario. actually Mario's last name is Brothers. Mario Brothers and Luigi Mansion. They are best friends who are not related.
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I know a lot of Italians that are just like Mario. They eat pasta and use pasta puns a lot. They also sexually harrass women in power and abuse animals. So it's pretty fun to hang out with them. I just don't like going in the pipes with them. It smells weird in there.
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Mario was made by an Asian dude and they can't be racist. Sorry op.
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PandaCookies posted:I know a lot of Italians that are just like Mario. They eat pasta and use pasta puns a lot. They also sexually harrass women in power and abuse animals. This puts a dark spin on what mario does after he carries off tbe princess...
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you realize if none of what you think youre seeing was intentional then that makes you the racist one for making these connections
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but if he really is a stereotypical fat plumber you have to imagine the real life version of him would have about 6 inches of rear end crack showing at all times
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gary oldmans diary posted:but if he really is a stereotypical fat plumber you have to imagine the real life version of him would have about 6 inches of rear end crack showing at all times I want to find a woman with double that in "front crack" 
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now somebody do the parody thread "Has anyone ever noticed that the video game character Link..."
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Link's not problematic
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wow this is horrible. reading the op is like gazing into an endless abyss of nothing. it fills me with a nameless dread
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4outof5 posted:Mario is a spicy meatball. What is this loving dweeb complaining about here?
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Link's not problematic Blond haired blue eyed protagonist saves monarchy from scheming arab and his army of subhumans.
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Applewhite posted:Blond haired blue eyed protagonist saves monarchy from scheming arab and his army of subhumans. I thought we were talking about Zelda though?? wrong thread i guess
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Super Mario Berlusconi
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Has anyone ever noticed that the video game character Mario is actually porn superstar Ron Jeremy?
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Chomp8645 posted:Has anyone ever noticed that the video game character Mario is actually porn superstar Humboldt Squid posted:Super Mario Berlusconi
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haha, itsa me! classic.
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super marinaria world
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Jun 24, 2016 21:47
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he probably smells like canned ragu and oil too
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social vegan posted:he probably smells like canned ragu and oil too He's Italian, his balls smell like garlic simmering in olive oil. And it's not pleasant.
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birdo: *egg falls out of mouth* m-mamma mia
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Al Cowens posted:Maria
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Birdo started off as a lady but she went all Buck Angel. Unfortunately once he was done he realized his terribly mistake. Also unfortunately she had her ovipositor removed so she has to steal eggs from the grocery store to vomit at Mario. This is canon
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Mario is real guy 
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Trojan.exe posted:Mario is real guy 
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Schlonged Again posted:why can't mario be a girl?? because nintendo HATES women!!! 
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ok well first of all in super mario 3d world for the wii-u mario does indeed fix a pipe and furthermore
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social vegan posted:birdo: *egg falls out of mouth* m-mamma mia
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I got all 121 stars in mario 64
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