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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

wow gbs hate women

Well I I had known she was a women I never woulda married her!

# ? Jun 25, 2016 05:07

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:30

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:

wow gbs hate women

We also hate anime and according to that guy's avatar women are anime Hitler.

# ? Jun 25, 2016 07:06

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

Lotta cum on that bed

# ? Jun 25, 2016 07:09

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that would be so romantic. Just relaxing into the couch, staring up at the stars, a little soft music coming from the radio. Reaching out to stroke your boyfriend's hair, admiring his glossy, well-preserved skin.

# ? Jun 25, 2016 07:31

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

looks like the lark ate a poo poo biscuit from the hard rear end hound

# ? Jun 25, 2016 07:32

Kashekya: Dec 11, 2003; Pillbug

lmao op is a piece of poo poo

# ? Jun 25, 2016 07:47

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

You can take the "wo" off all the "women" words there and I'm pretty sure it would still be applicable.

Keg, it seems to me that you're on some sort of a crusade to protect the womens. Like, you fancy yourself as the great vagina defender or somesuch and are looking to stir up trouble by making female-gender the reason for anything negative said. In your eyes, if a woman is called an idiot in here it's not because she's a loving idiot, it's because she's female. That's YOU trying to twist it into a gender issue, when from what I've seen it's simply a matter of a spade being called a spade.

I'll let you in on a little secret that you seem hellbent on being unaware of: females can be fuckheads too - not because they've got a vagina, but because they're people too, it's a human trait and woman aren't exempt. And it's okay to say that some chick is retarded and it doesn't mean the person hates women for saying it.

YOU need to stop making everything gender based as being the reason why anything negative (about women) is said, dude. It's stupid.

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# ? Jun 25, 2016 11:03

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Saying GBS hates women is like saying the residents of Flint, Michigan hate water!

# ? Jun 25, 2016 11:13

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

# ? Jun 25, 2016 11:58

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

sorry im a dadfucker i cant relate

# ? Jun 25, 2016 12:04

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Keg posted:

GBS hates women

complain more about gbs to gbs, gbs poster keg

# ? Jun 25, 2016 13:02

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Skylark posted:

Wish we could sit here it would be nice 😍 We could sit all night

For real this would be nice.
I've done this out in the country on a dock or in a hammock but only with a friend.

# ? Jun 25, 2016 13:38

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Hell Yeah posted:

grover put insulation under the stars

And power points on the roof to plug in the outdoor lights.

Skylark and her boyfriend would be electrocuted if it rained on this setup while they were en flagrante. And the couch and the other poo poo would get sodden and stink.

Fantasy is so much better than reality.

# ? Jun 25, 2016 13:46

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

a hole-y ghost posted:

We also hate anime and according to that guy's avatar women are anime Hitler.

This just confirms my suspicions about women.

Professor Shark posted:

I've got a great marketing idea! 'PAWG POGS' two great tastes that go great together!

# ? Jun 25, 2016 14:33

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

How did it work otu with your boyfriend, op?

# ? Jun 27, 2016 12:00

Gamer With Dignity: May 15, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Why was Skylark probated for 3 days?

# ? Jun 27, 2016 12:53

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Why was Skylark probated for 3 days?

starwras betamax doesn't like his sweet posting gimmick of posting like a 14 yr old girl on instagram

# ? Jun 27, 2016 14:49

Gamer With Dignity: May 15, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Threads shouldn't be about date ideas. They should be about epic things like Warhammer 40K swinger parties.

Gamer With Dignity fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Jun 27, 2016

# ? Jun 27, 2016 14:54

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Shut up idiot

# ? Jun 27, 2016 14:58

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

were the cats w Isis?

# ? Jun 27, 2016 14:59

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Skylark posted:

http://twitch.tv/skylarky I have a dick and pretend I don't so that you will send me a pm so I can lol about it with my 12 other accounts on fyad. This gimmick is old and boring if you're going to ban DGSW and nooner why not get rid of this human being too?

Skylar no

# ? Jun 27, 2016 15:05

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

I don't follow 14 year old girls on Instagram so I don't really know what they post like, honestly

# ? Jun 27, 2016 15:23

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

"HAHA! Idiot! You thought I was a lady! *Sucks dick* I was a man all along! You are pathetic! *Keeps suckin' dick*"

# ? Jun 27, 2016 17:34

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

What do you have against sucking dick you loving human being

sucking dick owns

# ? Jun 27, 2016 17:36

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

What do you have against sucking dick you loving human being

sucking dick owns

Agreed, but I always come at a dick with truth on my lips and a song in my heart, not with some yahoo era fake girl poo poo

# ? Jun 27, 2016 18:05

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

quit hatin'

# ? Jun 27, 2016 18:37

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

spud posted:

Skylar no

tiny rear end forehead 👌👌😍

# ? Jun 27, 2016 19:01

Wee Stubby Nublet: Nov 20, 2015; by Lowtax

ElGroucho posted:

I always come at a dick

I'm imagining this to be like some water pistol duel at ten paces kinda deal, maybe even with bonus budget grade sound effects added, going all "pew,pew... pew... pew, pew, pew"

I want to believe.