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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
gonna play golf from about 9 am til dark tomorrow and it's gonna own

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

gonna play golf from about 9 am til dark tomorrow and it's gonna own

Ha ha! You suck at golf

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Ha ha! You suck at golf

:drat:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

One time I hit my tee shot onto the green. :grin:

Then I think I four putted. Possibly five.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

One time I hit my tee shot onto the green. :grin:

Then I think I four putted. Possibly five.

this is why I hate mini golf

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

gonna play golf from about 9 am til dark tomorrow and it's gonna own

This is what I'm going to do. There's a local hillbilly course that's a buck per hole to walk.

There are tons of stupid assholes that suck at golf slicing into my fairway, then driving their carts into my fairway and stealing my ball, finding their ball (whilst not replacing my ball) then slicing over me again... but still... buck a hole is hella cheap. The inevitable assault charges will likely be much more costly than the money I'm saving but whatever IDC I just want to golf for cheap.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Last time i was on a golf course i almost got hit in the head with a ball

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Last time i was on a golf course i almost got hit in the head with a ball

youre supposed to duck when someone yells "FORE"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
No one yelled fore

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

No one yelled fore

then just sneak around the course like solid snake

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

No one yelled fore

Well when it's your own ball that you've hit straight up into the air, you're supposed to just know to move.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I was sent on the course to find a friend, i wasn't even playing golf. Turns out ot was my friend who almost hit me.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

then just sneak around the course like solid snake

Idk who that is

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I was sent on the course to find a friend, i wasn't even playing golf. Turns out ot was my friend who almost hit me.

Sounds like a tv show

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
One time at camp the same friend called me a wuss and I started to cry.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Hell Yeah posted:

trolling the seriousposters in the game of thrones thread at midnight on sunday

Hell yeah!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
When Sharmaine comes over to wax my eyebrows and then she fucks me in the rear end while her little hoodrat friend sits on my face.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Wife and I have a kayak lesson tomorrow at the lake :parrot:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Idk who that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Getting tore up on fancy whiskey and messing around with my keyboard and music software.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Droid Washington posted:

Wife and I have a kayak lesson tomorrow at the lake :parrot:

Is that what they call it now? :grin:

Just a little sex joke for you on a Friday evening

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Work, because it entails some sort of limited human interaction.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Those are some good weekend plans (and some not so good ones)!

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Gonna finish building my workbench. Nothing fancy but it's turning out okay.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im going to kill myself

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Celluloid Sam posted:

im going to kill myself

But Sam, who will make the dough? The people need dough!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i doughnt care

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Celluloid Sam posted:

i doughnt care

lol

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm gently caress wrecked played 57 holes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eating a burrito with a nice beer

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

jackyl posted:

I'm gently caress wrecked played 57 holes

yeah well you're about to play 12 more if you catch my drift

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

knowing clients mostly wont email

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
im gonna replace the valve cover gaskets tomorrow on my whip

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Efexeye posted:

knowing clients mostly wont email

The work I do is relatively worthless in the grand scheme things (which doesn't stop people from acting like it is life or death) and I swear to god someday when I see an email at like 9 PM on a Saturday I am just going to reply "What kind of worthless loving loser are you that you're doing this on a Saturday night at 9 PM you stupid little fuckboy?!"

This will probably have to be after I win the lottery.

crimsonfarts
Jun 26, 2016

by Shine
constantly getting laid

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

OctoberBlues posted:

The work I do is relatively worthless in the grand scheme things (which doesn't stop people from acting like it is life or death) and I swear to god someday when I see an email at like 9 PM on a Saturday I am just going to reply "What kind of worthless loving loser are you that you're doing this on a Saturday night at 9 PM you stupid little fuckboy?!"

This will probably have to be after I win the lottery.

answering that bullshit email is the price of avoiding a square job, though

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i haven't talked to any of my friends in a week

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im about to get a burrito that has a fried egg in it

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



scott zoloft posted:

walking past the honey suckle bushes

drat what a gay ol time nigga i teetotaled the whole day throug

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jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Chinatown posted:

im about to get a burrito that has a fried egg in it

Well im horny now, thx. I mean hungry. Maybe both

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