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I dare you to find something worse than slam poetry. It is a fool's errand, though, as literally nothing is worse than slam poetry.
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islam poetry
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Jun 25, 2016 02:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psu3o3C2lD8
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Jun 25, 2016 02:01
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lazy answer: this thread is worse
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Jun 25, 2016 02:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQHrK7W7mGo
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Jun 25, 2016 02:01
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aids is pretty drat bad
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Jun 25, 2016 02:02
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Horniest Manticore posted:I dare you to find something worse than slam poetry. It is a fool's errand, though, as literally nothing is worse than slam poetry. what the gently caress is slam poetry
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Jun 25, 2016 02:03
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you really hit the nail on the head with this post op
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Jun 25, 2016 02:03
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made it three whole seconds
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Jun 25, 2016 02:03
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Horniest Manticore posted:made it three whole seconds i once sat through a whole poetry slam but i can't do that video. or won't. doesn't really matter, gonna go huff some gas to forget about the whole thing.
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Jun 25, 2016 02:05
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Jun 25, 2016 02:06
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Horniest Manticore posted:made it three whole seconds Pretty good. I got like 5 words in and I was out.
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Jun 25, 2016 02:07
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Horniest Manticore posted:rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr how was that poo poo poetery? it was at best spoken word.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM
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Jun 25, 2016 02:10
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Women have vaginas that can speak to each other, By this I mean When we’re with our friends, our sisters, our mothers Our menstrual cycles will actually sync the gently caress up. My own cervix is mad influential, Everybody I love knows how to bleed with me, Hold onto that, there’s a metaphor in it.
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Jun 25, 2016 02:10
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even this is better than slam poetry
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Ask me what kind of porn I am into And I will take you on a magical journey To fanfiction dot com backslash Harry Potter backslash NC17 What turns me on is Ginny Weasely in the restricted section With her skirt hiked up; Sirius Black in a secret passage way, Solemnly swearing that he is up to no good; And Draco Malfoy in the room of requirement slithering in to my Chamber of Secrets; I am an unapologetic consumer of all things Potterotica,
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Jun 25, 2016 02:11
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DOMDOM posted:Women have vaginas that can speak to each other, I a Ess Jay Double-yoo. I come online to trouble you. I got a gap in my teeth but not in my thighs. There's nothing that I can't problematize.
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Jun 25, 2016 02:12
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I agree with the op. Namaste.
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Jun 25, 2016 02:12
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that wasn't catchy at all
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Jun 25, 2016 02:13
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Horniest Manticore posted:even this is better than slam poetry
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Jun 25, 2016 02:13
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oh. you're quoting lines from actual "poems." oh dear.
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Jun 25, 2016 02:13
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I could probably endure slam poetry more than syphilis.
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Jun 25, 2016 02:14
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MTV had better poets
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tougher call, but i'm still gonna have to say this is more endurable than slam poetry
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i found a good one House full of men Daddy, Jesse, Joey, father, uncle, friend Uncle Jesse whose hair is never messy "Watch the hair, huh?" Have mercy on Uncle Jesse Three men raising three girls Or are the girls raising them? "Wake up San Francisco" Danny Tanner screams Through the TV screen His three girls watch by themselves No women in this full house This house full of men DJ Tanner, "Oh my Lanta!" Stephanie, "How rude!" Little Michelle, "You got it, dude" One day, DJ listens to the radio DJ "Be the ninth caller" he says And win two free tickets to a Beach Boys concert The men listening downstairs leap for the phone A groan There's a voice on the line and it stammers "Hello this is DJ Tanner" "Just name the Beach Boys song, DJ, and the tickets are yours" As the strains of "Help Me, Rhonda" blare DJ stares "Help me Gibbler?" she says Turning to Kimmy Gibbler, the neighbor helpless in silence She does her no favor Pressure mounting, mounting, mounting, time ticking "Help me, who?" "RHONDA!" shout the men The men of this, full house And the men become boys, beach boys As they go to the show where they sing "Kokomo, Kokomo, that's where I want to go To get away from it all" From what? From this male-dominated world, this testosterone-soaked full house This house full of...men As we sit on the bed, get patted on the head Our sins we confess and we learn a life less-on From the men The men of this full house This house full of men Cut it out
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Jun 25, 2016 02:16
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Horniest Manticore posted:tougher call, but i'm still gonna have to say this is more endurable than slam poetry
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prob needs more menstruation tho
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Jun 25, 2016 02:16
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Whelp, on title alone, 
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Horniest Manticore posted:rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr I simply cannot understand why this girl has willingly made herself look like a giant toddler. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNgqpkZMjiw
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Jun 25, 2016 02:18
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as an aids haver i support this thread
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Jun 25, 2016 02:18
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will anyone tell me what the gently caress slam poetry is
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Horniest Manticore posted:I dare you to find something worse than slam poetry. It is a fool's errand, though, as literally nothing is worse than slam poetry. What about the liberal arts, op
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What about the liberal arts, op hm... well, liberal arts programs help to produce slam poetry, so i'd say it's just about neck and neck there
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AIDS isn't that bad these days, but the vagina monologs is worse than slam poetry. It's 90 minutes of dumpy chicks talking about how their cooze is a little girl looking for acceptance.
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Jun 25, 2016 02:21
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one time i dated a girl she was really into spoken word and since she was attractive i pretended to like it went out of my way, bidding to get an ebay rare DVD of spoken word nonsense but she dumped me before it arrived and i packed it away a dvd of my failures, mocking me in a box in my basement still
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DOMDOM posted:one time i dated a girl *snaps fingers*
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www posted:aids is pretty drat bad Otoh http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/hiv-no-longer-death-sentence-managed-drugs-article-1.2437985 At least aids isn't a death sentence
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Horniest Manticore posted:*snaps fingers* the sharks have nothing to do with this
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Horniest Manticore posted:hm... well, liberal arts programs help to produce slam poetry, so i'd say it's just about neck and neck there It also makes philosophers, what about philosophy
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