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criscodisco posted:AIDS isn't that bad these days, but the vagina monologs is worse than slam poetry. It's 90 minutes of dumpy chicks talking about how their cooze is a little girl looking for acceptance. oh god. OH GOD. my favorite vaj mon is the one about the older woman who fucks the teenage girl and we're meant to approve, cuz statutory rape is cool if it's same-sex
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Otoh http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/hiv-no-longer-death-sentence-managed-drugs-article-1.2437985 magic johnson is still alive. It hasn't been lethal for a long time if you have enough money
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the sharks have nothing to do with this It was actually the jets
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:It hasn't been lethal for a long time if you have enough money you could say the same about almost anything though because rich people
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The Bananana posted:It was actually the jets you just admited that you watch musicals. I honestly didn't want anyone to confuse it with the Football team.
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gnarlyhotep posted:you could say the same about almost anything though I still don't know how he did it. Every other person who got aids in the late '80s is dead. I think basketball is the key
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I still don't know how he did it. Every other person who got aids in the late '80s is dead. rich and connected, that's the key
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tried to find the name of the bad spoken word DVD i bought for a girl instead stumbled into a hornets nest of e/n emails, feels, and tears flashback 10 years, my god what man will do for a cute face and nice boobies
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I still don't know how he did it. Every other person who got aids in the late '80s is dead. it's cuz he's magic i mean, it's right there in his name!
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Horniest Manticore posted:I dare you to find something worse than slam poetry. It is a fool's errand, though, as literally nothing is worse than slam poetry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJuEETYTtQ
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*walks out on stage* FFFFRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLPLPLPFPLPFLFPFLFFFTTTttttt plop *audience erupts in applause*
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gnarlyhotep posted:rich and connected, that's the key Wilt Chamblerman never got aids and he hosed over a hundred women. I think it has something to do with being good at basketball.
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I have a few friends who host a poetry slam and apparently there are regionals for that poo poo. I love my friends but I could probably make a better career out of poetry slams than they have by railing disassociatives and just saying things stream-of-consciousness.
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frogge posted:I have a few friends who host a poetry slam and apparently there are regionals for that poo poo. just sift through some dare posts and you'll be set
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So let’s look at the subject I’m gonna tell you why I’m disgusted So tonight, it looks like sex will be our topic of discussion Now see, sex isn’t evil, for marriage is why God made it But I know you’re like “c’mon.. that’s too outdated.” “This is 2011 bro, we do it for recreation.” And hey, if you’re in college you do it while you’re wasted. But I want to question this logic I want to pop off the seal I want to question something that we think is already a done deal So take a rape victim for example And once its revealed When her bruises go away Is she totally healed? Nah, the damage is lasting You can see it in her eyes But if it was just abused recreation Why did it ruin her life? I mean if sex is just for fun Why does it take such a toll? *turns hat backwards, crosses arms*
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And then my friend you die
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frogge posted:I have a few friends who host a poetry slam and apparently there are regionals for that poo poo. if the links are anything to go on, he won't have a long career
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Don't tell me what the poets are doing
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I whipped my own back and asked for dominion at your feet. I threw myself into a volcano. I drank the blood and drank the wine. I sat alone and begged and bent at the waist for God. I crossed myself and thought I saw the devil. I grew thickened skin on my feet, I bathed in bleach, and plugged my menses with pages from the holy book, but still inside me, coiled deep, was the need to know ... Are you cheating on me? Cheating? Are you cheating on me?
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Screeching. Squawking. *snaps fingers*
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I love poetry slams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XALVTzMOeQ
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Shakill OReal posted:I love poetry slams travis is my spirit animal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ8-ETHE9AI
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Wilt Chamblerman never got aids and he hosed over a hundred women. maybe he was quick wiht a rubber dunk it on before going to the hole
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gnarlyhotep posted:maybe he was quick wiht a rubber lol
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I wish people would just write poems about nice things. 
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Poetry Slams are an actual contest? How do you judge that kind of thing? I thought it was just a "This ain't your dad's Poetry Reading!" term that coffee shops used.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I wish people would just write poems about nice things. most people have never read a poem. Most people have never heard a poem. Most people don't know how poems work.
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Premeditated Toast posted:Poetry Slams are an actual contest? How do you judge that kind of thing? I thought it was just a "This ain't your dad's Poetry Reading!" term that coffee shops used. it's whoever random people in the audience decide is best. because i don't need anyone with an "education" or "taste" telling me my writing isn't any good, dad!!
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they didn't rhyme until the british couldn't understand them
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I wish people would just write poems about nice things. I think this qualifies. By Emily Dickinson: The words the happy say Are paltry melody But those the silent feel Are beautiful—
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gnarlyhotep posted:I think this qualifies. By Emily Dickinson: how come you never used this as a probation
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how come you never used this as a probation because living is a learning experience, mon chat
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gnarlyhotep posted:because living is a learning experience, mon chat poo poo happens, grandpa. ce la vie
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:poo poo happens, grandpa. C'est la guerre!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:It also makes philosophers, what about philosophy yes and philosophy has made so many incredible contributions to society in the past 50 years such as
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so thats why you stopped being a mod. DOMDOM posted:im drunk and greasy always
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