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im a big fat piece of poo poo and i don't care a little bit cause it doesn't take quick wit to massage my giant clit
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Jun 25, 2016 06:14
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pee pee doo doo this post is poo poo suck my drat balls this is my clarion call
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Jun 25, 2016 06:15
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none of these poems are woke enough. team gbs won't be making regionals this year.
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Jun 25, 2016 06:17
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Matey posted:iron prince posts a poem Kids got talent you're hired
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Jun 25, 2016 06:18
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my posts are bad But sometimes good At least I'm not noni Waste cash on a vent hood
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Jun 25, 2016 06:20
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smash it smash hit has... an anime...avatar it's....a nazi...school girl... i was molested gently caress the patriarchy
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Jun 25, 2016 06:22
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Kids got talent you're hired people post poems posters post people poems post beauty beauty all around us but some are too negative some get angrytive filled with rageitive lash out with hateitive but then a good person comes along a person and a poster on something awfuls roster smash it smash hit a mouthful too say the least (and im not talking cum plz dont be dumb) hes nice to me its so shocking glass shattering earth rocking but i dont cry
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Jun 25, 2016 06:25
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Horniest Manticore posted:smash it smash hit has... an anime...avatar Reminds me of the first time I touched a boon
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Jun 25, 2016 06:25
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Reminds me of the first time I touched a boon dye your hair fuscia and get an undercut, and you're well on your way to slam stardom, my friend
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Jun 25, 2016 06:27
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Horniest Manticore posted:dye your hair fuscia and get an undercut, and you're well on your way to slam stardom, my friend creepy
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Jun 25, 2016 06:27
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I vomited on my friends cat, She didn't seem to mind. The cat, not my friend. Holes in my jeans, Too much pee.
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Jun 25, 2016 06:31
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i dont know what slam poetry is besides a thing they joke about being forced to go to by wives on 90s sitcoms
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Jun 25, 2016 06:34
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my campaign has begun i couldnt be any realer unban everyone free bigpeeler
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Jun 25, 2016 06:46
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Slam wid(e)s Holy GRIDS
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Jun 25, 2016 06:50
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slam my dick and balls relentlessly until there's nothing left
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Jun 25, 2016 07:06
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Def Jam Poetry Slam
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Jun 25, 2016 07:10
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Celluloid Sam posted:meghan trainor is worse than slam poetry slamwhale poetry
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Jun 25, 2016 07:10
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I'm Slam Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, all those other whale slammers are just like "M'lady"
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Jun 25, 2016 07:27
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Horniest Manticore posted:I dare you to find something worse than slam poetry. It is a fool's errand, though, as literally nothing is worse than slam poetry. if I had to choose between hearing slam poetry every day for the rest of my life or being infected with AIDS, I would definitely choose AIDS voted 5 for the accurate succinctness of this thread
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Jun 25, 2016 11:42
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Hey sciENce!!
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Jun 25, 2016 11:45
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penis like the sun microchip my penis lost penis at the spca scan this penis sunny penis return to your mom
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Jun 25, 2016 12:08
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Maoist Pussy posted:I'm Slam Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, all those other whale slammers are just like "M'lady"
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Jun 25, 2016 12:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRQYievlR2c
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Jun 25, 2016 12:35
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gnarlyhotep posted:because it's not But you see, it's dual layered. See, Islam Poetry serves as a grammatically appropriate response to the OP's query, but since it is lower case you may pronounce it like "I slam poetry" happy to explain this extremely simple pun to you
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Jun 25, 2016 14:51
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Educational hip hop.
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Jun 25, 2016 15:12
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David Lerner was the only one who got it right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6MoD3r7aaw
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Jun 25, 2016 18:03
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DOMDOM posted:i found a good one lmbo
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Jun 25, 2016 18:09
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Scratch Monkey posted:And then my friend you die The phone is ringing and I cannot linger So look out, butt, here comes my finger And then my friend you die
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Jun 25, 2016 18:11
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YeahTubaMike posted:if I had to choose between hearing slam poetry every day for the rest of my life or being infected with AIDS, I would definitely choose AIDS hey thanks man
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Jun 25, 2016 19:24
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i was on board with the boob part and then it got lame 2/5
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Jun 25, 2016 19:32
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Horniest Manticore posted:why would you do this in 2016 Because I like being broke! I stand by the fact that this was a better decision than these people writing slam have ever made
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Jun 25, 2016 22:47
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ceaselessfuture posted:Because I like being broke! that's no excuse for not majoring in stem
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Jun 25, 2016 22:59
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last summer i got drunk af at a bar and in a boozy klonopin blackout i signed up for open mic night, wrote a slam poem, and performed it about 10 mins later. i was told about it later and was sad that i didnt remember it at all  luckily for us all I was lookin thru the note thingy on my phone the other day and turns out i wrote and saved the poem!! it's an excellent slam poem and here it is: Summertime and Staten Island is fuckin sleazy Clove Lakes Park is gross But when I'm stoned It's nice and kinda breezy A good place for my DOG Good places Wide open spaces Spaces... for my dog Spaces where he is FREE to STOP and DROP his PEE right next to a duck He steps in mud He eats a bug He swats a turtle He is a PUG A pug in wide open spaces In skeevy Staten Island places Places where my pug can pee He drinks from the stream He pukes in the stream Frogs gently caress in that stream Man, gently caress that stream gently caress that stream where my pug pukes and pees Sometimes in the park I have to pee But I can't because some little kid might see But kids don't care when pugs pee Pugs are free Free to pee in all those cool and nasty places
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Jun 25, 2016 23:00
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it has been a loving day and still no one will tell me what slam poetry is
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Jun 25, 2016 23:02
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a second wave feminist, Triggered by a speck of dust boo hoo hoo.
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Jun 25, 2016 23:02
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:it has been a loving day and still no one will tell me what slam poetry is click some links! it aint our job to educate you
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Jun 25, 2016 23:03
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:it has been a loving day and still no one will tell me what slam poetry is You know when old white politicians rap thinking it will help convince non-white people to their cause? Slam poetry is this for second wave Triggleypuff feminists.
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happyhippy posted:You know when old white politicians rap thinking it will help convince non-white people to their cause? who the gently caress is tiggleypuff? I am more confused than normal
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