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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

CelticPredator posted:

Should I do a Rick and Morty impression CYOA? Would GBS embrace such a weird gently caress idea?

gently caress yeah, reminds me of radio feuilletons back when I was a kid. It would rule, and also should incorporate the phrase "suck my dick, you fuckman" multiple times.

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

TOOT BOOT posted:

they should put the judge in jail and make the defendent the new judge

This.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

counter-bullying and "no u" about potty stuff not the best way to handle contemnor when youre literally charles in charge of the room

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

like, youre not at your new friends party being bullied by some mean drunk dude being outrageous and you gotta sit there and be like, no u, u like penises. you're thinkin about penises it's you dude... trying to be cool and roll with them punches....

"alright well here's a cell god bless you think about what you've done we'll set a date and ttyl"

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

then j/o under the robe, and peenis pump like the yenis pumping judge guy

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

That Robot posted:

except there's no useless marital drama with beth and jerry that weighs down the show like in rick and morty

but yeah this does read like a script

Naw. It sounds like Captain Yossarian from Catch-22. Doesn't sound at all like R&M.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Waltzing Along posted:

Naw. It sounds like Captain Yossarian from Catch-22. Doesn't sound at all like R&M.

It doesn't sound like me at all you... you.. fuckman

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





:monocle:

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
better call saul season 3 lookin good

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Proud graduate of Suckmydick U, Fuckman campus reporting in.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Glaucus atlanticus posted:

Great work. :tipshat: I liked the Mr. Meeseeks cameo.

i think that's Mr. Poopybutthole, actually

#PrayForMrPoopybutthole

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"this is a kangaroo court sir"
"we are not in australia"


lol the south is such a loving shithole

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

I wonder what the George Bar Association has to say about this. Dude should probably hand the case over to another judge since that little spat could be used as evidence of a mistrial after this lovely maniac is inevitably convicted.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Dicere posted:

I wonder what the George Bar Association has to say about this. Dude should probably hand the case over to another judge since that little spat could be used as evidence of a mistrial after this lovely maniac is inevitably convicted.

Dude just got acquitted after letting the jury foreman fuckman suck his dick.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

This is my favourite quote in the entire thing


Sadly there are no updates yet for Mr. Allen.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
Yelling.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Have a thing.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
i like this part where the judge says he's proud to have a big fat mouth to get mr. allen's dick in

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Have a thing.



stump collector
May 28, 2007

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I'd rather be sucked by 12 than carried by six

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Cubone posted:

i like this part where the judge says he's proud to have a big fat mouth to get mr. allen's dick in



You're goddamn right my mouth is perfect for dick suckin

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I'd rather be sucked by 12 than carried by six

Holy poo poo

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

CelticPredator posted:

Should I do a Rick and Morty impression CYOA? Would GBS embrace such a weird gently caress idea?

you need to

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I'm gonna on the 6th.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

CelticPredator posted:

This reads like a rick and morty script

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
hahahaha I go to school in Rome GA, this is spot-on for the caliber of person here

For those not in the know, this is around where Squidbillies is set

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Has this guy gone back to court yet?

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
"Not all super heroes wear capes," they say,
But I'd hazard a guess that Mrs. Frankland looks great in a chic, floral-pattern cloak

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Have a thing.



It should say the whole "Suck My Dick, Fuckman" imho, but otherwise great and it should be added

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

glowing-fish posted:

It should say the whole "Suck My Dick, Fuckman" imho, but otherwise great and it should be added

Yeah, it needs the whole phrase

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

The Honorable Jonathan Bryant "Fuckman" Durham, Jr. presiding.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Have a thing.



make it say "suck / my / dick, / you fuckman" a la :perfect: and i will buy it

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Has anyone said suck my gently caress, you dickman yet?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

FrankieGoes posted:

Has anyone said suck my gently caress, you dickman yet?

no and with good reason

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
the lessons of Donnie Darko taught us all that you can't suck a gently caress

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Well you know what, I did it first. :colbert:

http://deranged-black-kitten.tumblr.com/post/147879800822/part-1-of-a-rick-and-morty-reading-of-some-court

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Suck my dick, you fuckman.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

True. But this one was funny.

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