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Going down on this chick, knew she was into s&m, but did not expect that she would demand I bite and chew on her clit like bubblegum in order to achieve climax
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Wolfsheim posted:On one hand you don't really want to shame people for being into whatever weird sex thing they like Honestly if you're into any sex that isn't straight vanilla missionary loving and a bit of sex from behind when you're feeling saucy you are hosed in the head and probably have daddy issues
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Jun 25, 2016 18:16
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My dad locked me in a closet for hours when I forgot to clean my room; therefore, the only way I can get off is by sticking a bottle of Tabasco up my rear end whole loving
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Jun 25, 2016 18:19
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Taking time to deal with sex accessories instead of just loving is lame, I feel like organizing your sex like that takes away from what makes it fun. Bdsm: how autists bang? You decide
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Jun 25, 2016 18:24
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Fart Puzzle posted:Taking time to deal with sex accessories instead of just loving is lame, I feel like organizing your sex like that takes away from what makes it fun. Bdsm: how autists bang? You decide Apparently most of "50 Shades" was boring legalese about slave contracts. 
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Jun 25, 2016 18:27
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facebook jihad posted:Honestly if you're into any sex that isn't straight vanilla missionary loving and a bit of sex from behind when you're feeling saucy you are hosed in the head and probably have daddy issues lmfao I hope one day you'll satisfy one of your partners
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Jun 25, 2016 18:30
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A guy I worked with tricked me and some coworkers into viewing an online album of him doing bdsm stuff. He had told us it was photos of his niece's baptism so we checked it out to be polite. He was fired later that week. So that's my experience with bdsm. It was gross.
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Jun 25, 2016 18:37
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BDSM people are the extras in the background of kink.com videos. Even in their element they're weird. One guy I remember had a goatee, tophat, and frilly blouse.
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Jun 25, 2016 18:37
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Step on my dick with high heels thank you I orgasm ed.
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Jun 25, 2016 18:39
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Absolute Lithops posted:A guy I worked with tricked me and some coworkers into viewing an online album of him doing bdsm stuff. He had told us it was photos of his niece's baptism so we checked it out to be polite. He was fired later that week. maybe you got confused, like you heard the D as a P, so like BaPtiSM... you never know??
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Jun 25, 2016 18:47
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I know way too many people with fetlife accounts that have invited me to their "play parties" and I politely declined each and every time.
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Jun 25, 2016 18:52
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Somebody should punish these slaves by ordering them to the gym.
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Jun 25, 2016 18:53
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Al Cowens posted:I know way too many people with fetlife accounts that have invited me to their "play parties" and I politely declined each and every time. How ugly/fat are they?
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Jun 25, 2016 18:56
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s&m as a community is a cess pool of neckbeards and fatwives, but rough sex is awesome. incorporating any fetish into your life beyond "this is is how i like to gently caress" is weird and indicative of brain problems
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Jun 25, 2016 19:01
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Blue Train posted:lmfao I hope one day you'll satisfy one of your partners It's not about satisfaction it's about procreation thank you very much I have a book you might want to read, it's called the Bible
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Jun 25, 2016 19:40
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My girlfriends old roommate / a friend of mine had a fetlife page. She would talk about it all the time but always secretly. She would never divulge what she was into, which obviously is worse than saying "I like being cropped" or whatever. Because when you keep it hush it's obvious you're into some really hosed up stuff. She would always date older guys but we assumed it was because she was a gold digger. She came from a family of money and struggled to exist without a constant stream of money to spend like it was nothing. Older men typically have more money than college aged guys. So for a long time we just thought she was into sugar daddy "spend my money" type stuff cause it worked for her financially. Then one day she had one of her boyfriends over and they were clearly loving in the other room. We heard him leave. A few minutes later she cruised into my girlfriends bedroom where we were watching a movie together. She was dressed as a giant loving baby. She stood around in what I'm assuming was a drunk haze of confusion and asked if we wanted to hang out. We declined, because who wants to hang out with a woman dressed as a loving baby. Then she left and came back about 15 minutes later, and she had changed. She denies any of this happened and pretended like everything was all good and nothing weird just went down. In the future my girlfriend offered to clean her room for her. Well, for money, this chick was a slob and had that $$$ once her parents got back into the groove of handing her like $1,000 a week. While cleaning she found a stash of pacifiers, as well as a pair of men's boxers that were very bloody in the dick region. My girlfriend never brought this up to her because her parents were paying the rent and bills in full and my girlfriend was living there for free, and had no further incidents. Ok that's not entirely true. This girls parents owned the entire condo complex and just let them live there for free. I don't think you actually have to pay rent to yourself if you own the building? Anyway that's my story about fetlife. That girl eventually had a mental breakdown and moved back in with her parents.
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Windows 98 posted:My girlfriends old roommate / a friend of mine had a fetlife page. She would talk about it all the time but always secretly. She would never divulge what she was into, which obviously is worse than saying "I like being cropped" or whatever. Because when you keep it hush it's obvious you're into some really hosed up stuff. She would always date older guys but we assumed it was because she was a gold digger. She came from a family of money and struggled to exist without a constant stream of money to spend like it was nothing. Older men typically have more money than college aged guys. So for a long time we just thought she was into sugar daddy "spend my money" type stuff cause it worked for her financially. good I'm glad of it
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Windows 98 posted:My girlfriends old roommate / a friend of mine had a fetlife page. She would talk about it all the time but always secretly. She would never divulge what she was into, which obviously is worse than saying "I like being cropped" or whatever. Because when you keep it hush it's obvious you're into some really hosed up stuff. She would always date older guys but we assumed it was because she was a gold digger. She came from a family of money and struggled to exist without a constant stream of money to spend like it was nothing. Older men typically have more money than college aged guys. So for a long time we just thought she was into sugar daddy "spend my money" type stuff cause it worked for her financially. facebook jihad posted:Honestly if you're into any sex that isn't straight vanilla missionary loving and a bit of sex from behind when you're feeling saucy you are hosed in the head and probably have daddy issues
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Jun 25, 2016 21:26
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phasmid posted:Apparently most of "50 Shades" was boring legalese about slave contracts. My fetish is being a sovereign citizen being detained and "forced" to create a joinder with an empowered female comptroller. It's some pretty freaky poo poo, I tell you what.
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Jun 25, 2016 21:52
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is it S&M if you psychologically abuse your partner?
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Jun 25, 2016 21:55
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facebook jihad posted:Honestly if you're into any sex that isn't straight vanilla missionary loving and a bit of sex from behind when you're feeling saucy you are hosed in the head and probably have daddy issues this unironically
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Jun 25, 2016 21:56
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Seriously, someone link an attractive person on fetlife plz
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Jun 25, 2016 21:57
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I need to find a partner because I am going to spend thousands of dollars on beating implements and rubber underpants but I am NOT going to expend any effort at all to look good in the rubber underpants.
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Jun 25, 2016 21:59
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facebook jihad posted:It's not about satisfaction it's about procreation thank you very much PREACH!
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Toadvine posted:More women than any of you can imagine want to be tied up and or choked. What kind of boring sex life must somebody live to think of basic poo poo like blindfolding, tying up, and choking is S&M. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jun 25, 2016 |
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Jun 25, 2016 22:20
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Not me. I'm not boring. I do crazy sex stuff, like really out there.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:22
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whats everyones opinion on eating the booty?
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Jun 25, 2016 22:29
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I don't like having my booty eaten.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:31
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Doctor Schnabel posted:whats everyones opinion on eating the booty? Always, like groceries.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:31
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Doctor Schnabel posted:whats everyones opinion on eating the booty? i will eat a pussy like a ripe, juicy peach, but analingus is the new generation's sex practice that i just can't hang with.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:35
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Doctor Schnabel posted:whats everyones opinion on eating the booty? nah. sticking sharp objects in it is where I draw the line.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:40
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Butts may look yummy but you can't actually eat them, kinda like an apple with a worm in it.
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Two stories 1 dated a girl who liked being choked. Then one day in the middle of everything she screamed "punch me, please just punch me" Not my cup of tea. 2 A different girl wanted to go to a fetish night at a bar. She dressed as a school girl and spent the whole night getting flogged by a very butch lesbian. She turned out to be into women and we promptly parted.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:48
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If someone flogged me and then didn't sexually assault me afterwards, I would be very bored and annoyed.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:52
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If your into just normal rough sex, thats cool. Choking, spanking whatever. But the people who are into BDSM as a lifestyle are all creepy and weird. I see alot of semi-attractive but still fairly nutty women with very unkempt, disgusting men with issues. Or the other way around. I've seen both.
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Otisburg posted:i will eat a pussy like a ripe, juicy peach, but analingus is the new generation's sex practice that i just can't hang with. I'll try anything twice
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It's only cool when it's a mega hot dom queen dressed up like a Nazi, OP.
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:the only thing more pathetic than people who consider themselves part of the s&m "community" are the patrons of "financial doms" taxation is theft
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